May 2012 Facebook posts

Chris's Posts

Hey, Trollies

Feeling the need to brag again, Chris posted on Facebook taunting the trolls that he wouldn't say a word about what he was up to...and ends up confirming that he got banned from the mall like a dumbass, lost his virginity to a hooker and went to a Mythbusters tour, ironically divulging more about himself than anybody currently knew for the last few months.

Tuesday, 1 May 2012 at 5:53 You REALLY want to know what the Victory was for me on the Mall Prank? I'll spell it out for you in a nutshell. I got the BAN note THE DAY BEFORE I made the NOTE on me going back there. You fallible fools had NO PREVIOUS CLUE, neither from me, nor ANYONE or ANYWHERE else. IF you all had prior ban knowledge, Would You who have made the trip, MADE the trip? NO, you would not have. I KNEW THE CRITICAL DETAIL, and YOU ALL DID NOT; I Fooled You All. And I'll tell you another thing, I DID Have Sexual Intercourse with a Half-Cherokee Woman, but you all will never find out who. I'll give you an inkling; she's somewhere on the backpage. You ALL think YOU KNOW ME; You REALLY DO NOT. I hold MORE information within myself that NONE of you will EVER KNOW. Like, MAYBE I went to a show starring the Hynamin recently. MAYBE I was ON STAGE for one of their demonstrations. MAYBE I got their autographs on my self-made duct-tape wallet. MAYBE I do not have a duct-tape wallet. I will neither confirm or deny anything for YOU life-wrecking bastards. I ain't tellin' ya nothing. I use that statement in the ironic sense that I am currently informing you that I am not going to tell you anything. I ain't tellin' ya nothing. Good Day, Christian W. Chandler. May 1, 2012 P.S. It is now OVER Two-Hundred Screencaps, and Still Counting.

Chris's "Hynamin" show is probably a reference to Jamie Hyneman; there was a MythBusters live show in Washington, D.C. on 24 March 2012, 100 miles (160 km) from Ruckersville. Several leaks later would confirm that Chris did attend the MythBusters tour, but he wasn't chosen to go up on stage.

Hey, Doofs! Leave Anna Alone!

Saturday, 5 May 2012 at 6:43 She and I are friends, and we talk, but we each have our own lives. She does NOT deserve to be bothered by you doofy trolls at all. It has always been ME you want. She will never ever talk about me even in her wall posts, and she will never friend or acknowledge any of you. Yes, she is cute, and it is possible that she may look like my mom at a younger age, but I do not see my mom in her, and she is who she is, and I respect Anna as a friend. Aim your shit towards me alone, and Leave All of My Friends and Family alone. Sincerely, Christian W. Chandler. May 3, 2012

New Photo

Just a newer photo I still feel lonely.

you're a sweetheart :)

THANK YOU! :D

May 8th Status Updates

Chris posted this series of status updates via Twitter on May 8th

I am still feeling quite lonely. And I have realized how paranoid I am of not only the Trolls, but much everyone I do not know at all.

After reading the Cwcki forum recently, I have learned a lot, and much alit has sunk into my subconscious as well.

I searched for a great amount of Positive statements quoted from the Trolls to make a page to put me in a better light to counter all...

...of the hate-filled pages found throughout the Internet, in another grand attempt to attract women to become friends with and one...

...to become my Sweetheart from the ground-up.

But between the vast amounts of negativity from them their confessions of trespassing, misdeeds, etc., and the topper being...

...amongst them, they recently had a change of heart on finding and hanging out with me, ONLY to gather more gossip to worsen me with.

I mean, sure it is about 1300+ people out of over 5 Billion, but the chances and risks are waay too high. and my subconscious is...

...smarter than I am. I am just soo damn mentally scarred, my shyness in person is through the stratosphere...

I Really Wish I had my group of gal-pals to hang out in person with, or more truest gal-pal friends who are not busy with the rat race...

...of life to give me time and consolation that I desperately require to better my self-confidence and self-esteem.

I feel real lonely. Please Help Me.

May 9 Twitter

I got an

I got a new idea. EVERYONE here can help me find women friends on facebook.

I have difficulty and lack of full understanding of how the search engine on facebook works, so among y'all, my friends,...

you all can help me in my search by looking for single women in C-Ville, VA, and making sure they are true and legitimate women.

As much as I'd like to help you, it would be incredibly awkward finding complete strangers to introduce to somebody they don't know. I think fll stick to taking to people I know about you. tt's more personal that way and people aren't going to be creeped out by people they don't know sobciting them.

May 12

My LIFE was RUINED when Daniel Minims and his buddy, Lucas, Uploaded THIS Photo onto SomethingAwkil. com back in late October, 2007.

Its crazy to think how much impact one maliciously posted picture can have even years later.

Well, even a crushed butterfly in prehistoric tines can change our present; if that photograph had not been ever taken, I would not only have ever had to have gone through this five year old mess, but my life would have been a LOT Better.

THIS JERK!!! THIS JERK RUINED MY LIFE!!! HE started the whole mess against me by uploading the photo BELOW this wall post onto SomethingAwful.com back in late October. 2007. which was shortly followed by the creation of the DAMNED Encyclopedia Dramatica Page AGAINST ME!!! I want him brought to me, so I can kick his ass, and ruin HIS life in return!!! Kill His Girlfriend!

What did his girlfriend do to you?

Let me put my response simple. Mimms RUINED My Life; he deserves to have His Life Ruined; dispose of the closest, deeply emotional possession of his; he suffers lice I have been more or less.

And to add, that bastard deserves absolutely no love at al if I can not have that son of love.

And especiay Neither does Megan Schroeder, but she is not as within my reach.

Threats of violence are a really bad thing to have up on your Facebook when you have a trial pending...I would remove or edit this status if I were you

Attention. Feiends. the Note I just typed up is a red herring for the Trolls to give Mimms a hard time.

Please ignore it. and continue with the detest of that bastard He knows no more about me than the damn trolls combined.

Well, that was a crappy bust. I:( I partially saw that corning.

I still want to make Mimms life the emotional hell he has turned my life into. Somebody. please kill his girlfriend.

That's a bit extreme, don't you think? His girlfriend did nothing to you and she deserves to be bled?

If I did not want Mimms to feel the emotional suffering the bloody bastard deserves, I would kill him instead. But quite, murder is not the answer, just remove her from his kfe; she don't have to be dead.

Alright, the gal does not have to be dead but I still want to see his heart shattered into a great emotional mess.

An eye for an eye makes the world bind.

Plot

If ANYONE can be where they are talking about to stop them and/or destroy their posters please do. Making their plot public will likely hinder their enthusiasm and give up the plot, but JUST IN CASE.

Responses

I just read their responses; I am getting mixes signals. The earliest response post quoting my screen caps stated that it was a ruse. but after that, they are talking about still going ahead with the plot for real. Please keep your eyes open if y'all are in the in all or Rio Hill.

Christian, have you considered contacting NBC-29 about all this? They can run a news story on you and expose the truth so that any lies that are attempted to be spread are shot down immediately.

The media wit not be any help, especially since some of the Trolls ARE employed therein and/or have greater influence that wit ONLY make matters worse. I have informed Rob about this, and I am certain his influence wit be greater recognized where appbcable, and he can offer more ideas for a solution.

I know the truth and I am going to go up there and try to enlighten them to who you reay are. Let me,know where and when. I wit head there now

If you read the screen caps, you'd learn where they say there gonna be. Changing the minds of a huge group of hate-filled, stubborn people is as difficult as ife itself.

Well I am hoping maybe I can help out a few. You have a court date or something? Need acharacter witness?

I promise to let you know if a character witness would help closer to the date. Thank you.

Destroy Posters

SERIOUSLY. ANYONE who happens to be at FASHION SQUARE. any McDonalcls. either Krogers. Wal-Mart. etc. DESTROY ALL OF THEIR POSTERS/FLYERS, PLEASE!!!

May 20 Twitter

I Truly, Really, Greatly, from Past Experiences included, HATE Graduation Day! I:(

Why is anyone NOT responding or Caring of the Hate Poster Campaign? This is VERY SERIOUS, People!

I'm sure others care(' sure do!), we just don't know what we can do to help. The only thing the rest of us can do is contact authorities if we catch somebody putting the posters up.

So, everybody, do That, Please!

Their Goal with this is to get me banned from EVERYWHERE in Charlottesville! And I can NOT move back to Midlothian!

I got news for you, Pkilothian beats Charlottesville on things to do and sights, hands down! Even Staunton pales in comparison to C-Vdle.

How would YOU feel if you were not Legally allowed ANYWHERE in your hometown, or the town you currently reside in?

May 23 Twitter

I was just reminded of the possiblity on 12/22/2012 on the radio: bummed me out, but people think less of it: good.

I pray it does Not happen, and I am Not even going to watch the movie, 2012, until 2013.

I still am feeling lonely: desperate for girlfriend companion/sweetheart, but not HEAVY-set or Mal-Emotioned desperate.

meh...

Difficult Day

I had a long and difficult clay yesterday. First, I had to get a sandwich for my mother and newspaper for my pups. Then I had to go out again for my lunch more newspaper and a meeting with Rocky. Then mom calls me to drive her to the emergency room for breathing problems she was having, and we Had to bring the pups with us. I went back and forth between mom and the pups: being here for her and walking the pups. She was released at about eleven pm, and I drove the four of us home.

May 26

Among the posts, I have found photographs of locations from around C-Ville, including this most recent one. in their string on the Plot on June 2, which I pray to prevent or counter. Can anyone confirm if this photo is true or false, for real. please?

As well as these following recent photos; 1(10 not know where they are specifically, but please confirm these for me as well.

Not to worry, Christian. They are al fake. Nobody ever even printed anything out. The shop owners would never above something like that to be posted on their property, much less let it cover their whole windows.

Can you actuary prove Nothing was printed yet? And ,flhat about the Regal Theater; it don't look easy faked?

It's all so easy to fake...remember, the trolls know you can see everything they post. They are trolling you hard with this. Don't rise to the bait. btve, Jackie and Kim are BOTH trolls.

May 28

Here is another location photo: they state this one is real.

none

of them

are real

Also, I would appreciate a volunteer to go to the Game and Hobby PLace on a scouting observation mission for me. Simply search for any of the posters from the Trolls, as well as any and all signs of the Trolls and their plots and schemes there. But DO NOT mention me or my name in ANY sort, and if Snyder or any of his chronies ask, you pretend you DO NOT KNOW ME AT ALL, and do not give your real name when asked.

Also. I have read that they meet, or hang out at least, at C-Ville's Club 216 bar; anyone who can infiltrate and confirm with more...

...details from those Trolls would be appreciated too.

Copy/Paste

Uh... Copy/Paste... Still feeling lonely; desperate for female companion/sweetheart; still Lacking Self-Confidence...

Confidence in yourself is the first step. Create a list of positive traits on yourself.

I wi do that, thank you.

=Hilton Inn

One of them is staying at the Hilton Garden Inn right now. I am alerting my attorney.

no they're not, they looked up a hotel in charlottesville & said the name, they are not actually there. if they actually were, they would keep their location a secret, especially knowing you can read what they say.