Punchy Sonichu

Punchy Sonichu as he appears in Sonichu #3

Punchy in ModNation Racers

Punchy Sonichu (Japanese パンチー・ソニチュウ) is a Sonichu, and a member of the Chaotic Combo that formed from eggs released by the Chaotic Rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. He is a Fighting/Electric type Pokémon. He has stated that he is very attracted to Angelica, but ended up paired with Layla, whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a racist Asian stereotype due to his slanted eyes and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon Hitmonlee. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.

However, the eyes seem to have been altered in Sonichu #10, where he looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty Knuckles knockoff (note the spikes on his gloves/fists), which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of 3 characters:

• Knuckles
• Pikachu
• Hitmonlee

Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the blatant racism of his design, he is a favorite amongst trolls.

Punchy is also billed as a "master of random-access humor" (which is to say he supposedly has the same shitty sense of humor as Chris), but he has not actually demonstrated this trait even once in the comics. It finally surfaced in a video, SonichuBabies, over a decade after Chris created him -- much to the anticipation of no one. This in contrast to Wild, who has done so several times.

Comic Appearances (漫画での登場)

Sonichu Babies (変色赤ちゃん)

Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a Dōjō where Master Nabe is teaching his student Mypoe to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile Sonee form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky. Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."

When Hedgehogs Meet (ハリネズミの出会い)

Look at those eyes: you just know he's Asian

While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with Blake's hover board which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other Chaotic Combo members. He compliments Angelica on her flowers, neglecting to point out her over-sized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his head is bleeding all over the grass.

Smashed Hearts & Entrapment (失恋とおとり捜査)

Punchy and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.

Evil is Afoot (忍び込む悪)

While everyone is pretending to worry about Crystal, Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about Bionic the Hedgehog’s basketball abilities, Wild and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. When Patti remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.

Spring Break (春休み)

Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for Angelica to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the CWCville University is offering a Dating Education course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.

Date Ed (デート教育)

In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with Layla, whom he falls in love with. Reginald Sneasel tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome motorcycle with a sidecar, he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - McDonald's.

CWC-Defense (自閉症防衛)

Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the third date). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.

Rove Quest

Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting Layla he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.

"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.

Prower, the Motorbike of Fail

Main article: Prower

According to CWCipedia, Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, Prower, doubles as a ninja Autobot with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.

Garrely

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  Punchy rearry roves to wear radies rengerie.

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  Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!

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Lefelences

For Truth and Honesty, see the archived CWCipedia page on Punchy Sonichu