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[[Image:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg|right|thumb|300px|[[Love Quest|It]] looks just as [[Homos|gay]] as it did before, except more [[Autism|retarded]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] suddenly becomes [[obesity|skinnier]], gets [[anime]]-style eyes, and develops an obvious [[duck|crotch bulge]]. And quite possibly [[Chris and death|dead]], judging by the setting.]] | [[Image:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg|right|thumb|300px|[[Love Quest|It]] looks just as [[Homos|gay]] as it did before, except more [[Autism|retarded]]. [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] suddenly becomes [[obesity|skinnier]], gets [[anime]]-style eyes, and develops an obvious [[duck|crotch bulge]]. And quite possibly [[Chris and death|dead]], judging by the setting.]] | ||
[[Chris]], thinking himself | [[Chris]], thinking himself as clever and believing he can change things without other people noticing, has extensively '''[[Wikipedia:Retroactive continuity|retconned]]''' the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu canon]]. | ||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Jay Z]] who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. | In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Jay Z]], who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. Even though he found out that [[Clyde Cash]] impersonated them, Chris has kept the name changes [[Chris and reality|"just in case"]] Nintendo or Sega decides to pick up the game. | ||
Some changes are a result of troll attacks, others comes from Chris's [[homos|homophobia]] and attempts to make himself appear as a [[Racism|tolerant]] and [[Pedofork|law abiding]] person. Black Sonichu | Some changes are a result of troll attacks, others comes from Chris's [[homos|homophobia]] and attempts to make himself appear as a [[Racism|tolerant]] and [[Pedofork|law-abiding]] person. Black Sonichu was renamed [[Blake]] after Chris was accused of being a racist. More notably, the iconic [[Sonichu Balls]], which play a major role in the later comic issues, have become Sonichu ''Crystals'', after [[Gay 4 Sonichu|"gay" "fans"]] and trolls pointed out that it's pretty gay for him to want to get as many BALLS as he can to FREE him. Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"|Sub-Episode 2]] was changed (bizarrely) to a background with the gates of Heaven when it was pointed out that [[rainbow]]s are the international symbol of gay pride. | ||
Another retcon, though more minor, is the updating of the [[Rosechu]]s' [[Rule 34|"feminine physique"]]. In several places, most notably in [[Sonichu 8]], many of the female characters have had their breasts and [[china|vaginas]] more prominently outlined. This is probably a desperate attempt made by Chris to STAY STRAIGHT in the face of all those [[Gay4Sonichu|homosexual college professors]] using | Another retcon, though more minor, is the updating of the [[Rosechu]]s' [[Rule 34|"feminine physique"]]. In several places, most notably in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], many of the female characters have had their breasts and [[china|vaginas]] more prominently outlined. This is probably a desperate attempt made by Chris to STAY STRAIGHT in the face of all those [[Gay4Sonichu|homosexual college professors]], using [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to support gay pride. | ||
Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to complaints that 16 year old | Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to complaints that 16-year-old Sonichu was having sex with 15-year-old Rosechu) and later adding that Sonichu and Rosechu got married, which would have justified their sex in ''Sonichu'' #8 (though Chris still fails to account that Rosechu would have been 17 when the two would have been married, which would still be statutory rape under [[wikipedia:Ages of consent in North America#Virginia|Virginia law]]). Pressed to make peace with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris wrote a new story on [[CWCipedia]] about how she and Slaweel are two separate people, which defeats the purpose of needing a separate name for a separate Mary Lee Walsh. However, in the [[Official Videobooks]], Chris accidentally used the name "Mary Lee Walsh" on several occasions before quickly correcting himself with "Slaweel Ryam". | ||
Chris has also changed [[Sonichu 5#Alternate versions|the ending to Sonichu 5, episode 13]], where the original shows him and [[Megan]] hugging on page 50 followed by a disclaimer at the bottom of page 51 | Chris has also changed [[Sonichu 5#Alternate versions|the ending to Sonichu 5, episode 13]], where the original shows him and [[Megan]] hugging on page 50 followed by a disclaimer at the bottom of page 51. It says that Rosechu "sets the record straight" by clarifying that the hug "didn't happen for real". Likely due to Megan telling Chris to back off, page 50 was replaced with a closeup of [[Sailor Megtune]]'s face, where she whines about how bad she feels for Chris, and Rosechu's speech was simply changed to a white box with the words "to be continued...". Interestingly, the version of the comics Chris posted on [[CWCipedia]] reflects the original, [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_5/Page_51 with both the hug and Rosechu's disclaimer intact], whereas the [[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13|videobook version of episode 13]] is the alternate one, with the grotesque closeup of Sailor Megtune's face and the edited page 51. In [[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|MyBuzz quizzes]], Chris flat out points out that there is a difference between the "director's cut" and the other version. | ||
Aside from retconning his own work, Chris also frequently attempts to "improve" the work of others. This mostly manifests itself in renaming of characters: [[Megan]]'s character [[Megagi]] was originally called "Spunky Skunk", [[Ivy]]'s [[Layla Flaaffy]] was originally called "Luckett[e]", etc. In the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]] Chris takes things in another direction by trying to "fix" a [[troll|fan's]] vastly superior artwork by redrawing it and making extremely minor changes. The most blatant moment, however, is in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris tries to rewrite the world of [[Asperchu]] to be substantially more one-dimensional and boring. This stems from his [[autistic|ludicrous]] belief that cartoon characters are real (as in, [[Chris and | Aside from retconning his own work, Chris also frequently attempts to "improve" the work of others. This mostly manifests itself in renaming of characters: [[Megan]]'s character [[Megagi]] was originally called "Spunky Skunk", [[Ivy]]'s [[Layla Flaaffy]] was originally called "Luckett[e]", etc. In the [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]] Chris takes things in another direction by trying to "fix" a [[troll|fan's]] vastly superior artwork by redrawing it and making extremely minor changes. The most blatant moment, however, is in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where Chris tries to rewrite the world of [[Asperchu]] to be substantially more one-dimensional and boring. This stems from his [[autistic|ludicrous]] belief that cartoon characters are real (as in, [[Chris and reality|they literally exist on another plane of existence and the events in the comics have actual consequences]]), and he believes that he needs to "fix" his characters, lest the comics drawn by others somehow change them. | ||
Chris has also attempted to retcon the actual events of his life, whenever convenient. While it's likely that many of the stories Chris tells of himself are fabrications or exaggerations, there is little evidence to support either theory. What can be proven, though, is Chris's alterations to his [[CWCipedia]] article for [[Simonla]], which originally stated (correctly) that the character was a derivative of [[Evan]]'s character, Simonchu. After Evan started to take legal action against Chris for his [[Chris and | Chris has also attempted to retcon the actual events of his life, whenever convenient. While it's likely that many of the stories Chris tells of himself are fabrications or exaggerations, there is little evidence to support either theory. What can be proven, though, is Chris's alterations to his [[CWCipedia]] article for [[Simonla]], which originally stated (correctly) that the character was a derivative of [[Evan]]'s character, Simonchu. After Evan started to take legal action against Chris for his [[Chris and copyright|misappropriation of the character]], Chris simply edited the page to claim otherwise. In fact, he claimed that Simonla was ''not'' based on Simonchu, and their myriad of similarities was entirely coincidental. He had simply credited Evan for the character because he was [[autistic|confused]]. | ||
In order to not appear as a [[Pedofork]] for drawing Rule 34 involving the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]], Chris retconned the birthdates by stating that the eggs traveled in time to 1989.<ref>The [[CWCipedia]]</ref> | In order to not appear as a [[Pedofork]] for drawing Rule 34 involving the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]], Chris retconned the birthdates by stating that the eggs traveled in time to 1989.<ref>The [[CWCipedia]]</ref> | ||
[[File:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb | [[File:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|"I'm not a pedofork you dorks!"]] | ||
Chris has also attempted to retcon the name origin of | Chris has also attempted to retcon the name origin of Sonichu—he states in [[The Sonichu Chronicles]], that Sonichu's name is NOT a portmanteau of Sonic and Pikachu, like it was "rumored", but rather a play on Sonic's "Japanese" name "Soniku"''[sic]''. | ||
He would also go on to retcon Simonla's death via Facebook in 2014, despite the fact that he is no longer creates Sonichu | He would also go on to retcon Simonla's death via Facebook in 2014, despite the fact that he is no longer creates ''Sonichu'' comics. | ||
==Name changes== | ==Name changes== | ||
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|<s>Prowldent Virginia Community College</s> Percham Virginia Community College | |<s>Prowldent Virginia Community College</s> Percham Virginia Community College | ||
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|[[Sarah Hammer]] | |[[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]] | ||
|Nicole Rammer | |Nicole Rammer | ||
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==Gallery of | ==Gallery of retcons== | ||
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Image:Schu1SubEp2 FandannaRetcon.JPG|Not only does Chris's edit have the name stretch into the black section of the monitor, but he's also forgotten to change [[Hanna]]'s name in another paragraph. | Image:Schu1SubEp2 FandannaRetcon.JPG|Not only does Chris's edit have the name stretch into the black section of the monitor, but he's also forgotten to change [[Hanna]]'s name in another paragraph. | ||
Image:Schu6p50a.jpg|The infamous "Sailor Asscheeks"; [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], page 50 | Image:Schu6p50a.jpg|The infamous "Sailor Asscheeks"; [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], page 50 | ||
Image:Sonichu05-P50.jpg| | Image:Sonichu05-P50.jpg|The revised page 50. | ||
Image:Sonichu-6_notsow.jpg|''Sonichu'' #5, page 30: NOTSOW | Image:Sonichu-6_notsow.jpg|''Sonichu'' #5, page 30: NOTSOW | ||
Image:SchuComic7Page30.jpg|NOTSEW | Image:SchuComic7Page30.jpg|NOTSEW | ||
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== | == External links == | ||
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ An archive with the non-retconned Sonichu comics (Scroll to the bottom)] | *[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ An archive with the non-retconned Sonichu comics (Scroll to the bottom)] | ||
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Chris, thinking himself as clever and believing he can change things without other people noticing, has extensively retconned the Sonichu canon.
Background
In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of Shigeru Miyamoto and Jay Z, who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. Even though he found out that Clyde Cash impersonated them, Chris has kept the name changes "just in case" Nintendo or Sega decides to pick up the game.
Some changes are a result of troll attacks, others comes from Chris's homophobia and attempts to make himself appear as a tolerant and law-abiding person. Black Sonichu was renamed Blake after Chris was accused of being a racist. More notably, the iconic Sonichu Balls, which play a major role in the later comic issues, have become Sonichu Crystals, after "gay" "fans" and trolls pointed out that it's pretty gay for him to want to get as many BALLS as he can to FREE him. Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from Sub-Episode 2 was changed (bizarrely) to a background with the gates of Heaven when it was pointed out that rainbows are the international symbol of gay pride.
Another retcon, though more minor, is the updating of the Rosechus' "feminine physique". In several places, most notably in Sonichu #8, many of the female characters have had their breasts and vaginas more prominently outlined. This is probably a desperate attempt made by Chris to STAY STRAIGHT in the face of all those homosexual college professors, using Sonichu to support gay pride.
Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to complaints that 16-year-old Sonichu was having sex with 15-year-old Rosechu) and later adding that Sonichu and Rosechu got married, which would have justified their sex in Sonichu #8 (though Chris still fails to account that Rosechu would have been 17 when the two would have been married, which would still be statutory rape under Virginia law). Pressed to make peace with Mary Lee Walsh, Chris wrote a new story on CWCipedia about how she and Slaweel are two separate people, which defeats the purpose of needing a separate name for a separate Mary Lee Walsh. However, in the Official Videobooks, Chris accidentally used the name "Mary Lee Walsh" on several occasions before quickly correcting himself with "Slaweel Ryam".
Chris has also changed the ending to Sonichu 5, episode 13, where the original shows him and Megan hugging on page 50 followed by a disclaimer at the bottom of page 51. It says that Rosechu "sets the record straight" by clarifying that the hug "didn't happen for real". Likely due to Megan telling Chris to back off, page 50 was replaced with a closeup of Sailor Megtune's face, where she whines about how bad she feels for Chris, and Rosechu's speech was simply changed to a white box with the words "to be continued...". Interestingly, the version of the comics Chris posted on CWCipedia reflects the original, with both the hug and Rosechu's disclaimer intact, whereas the videobook version of episode 13 is the alternate one, with the grotesque closeup of Sailor Megtune's face and the edited page 51. In MyBuzz quizzes, Chris flat out points out that there is a difference between the "director's cut" and the other version.
Aside from retconning his own work, Chris also frequently attempts to "improve" the work of others. This mostly manifests itself in renaming of characters: Megan's character Megagi was originally called "Spunky Skunk", Ivy's Layla Flaaffy was originally called "Luckett[e]", etc. In the CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation Chris takes things in another direction by trying to "fix" a fan's vastly superior artwork by redrawing it and making extremely minor changes. The most blatant moment, however, is in Sonichu #10, where Chris tries to rewrite the world of Asperchu to be substantially more one-dimensional and boring. This stems from his ludicrous belief that cartoon characters are real (as in, they literally exist on another plane of existence and the events in the comics have actual consequences), and he believes that he needs to "fix" his characters, lest the comics drawn by others somehow change them.
Chris has also attempted to retcon the actual events of his life, whenever convenient. While it's likely that many of the stories Chris tells of himself are fabrications or exaggerations, there is little evidence to support either theory. What can be proven, though, is Chris's alterations to his CWCipedia article for Simonla, which originally stated (correctly) that the character was a derivative of Evan's character, Simonchu. After Evan started to take legal action against Chris for his misappropriation of the character, Chris simply edited the page to claim otherwise. In fact, he claimed that Simonla was not based on Simonchu, and their myriad of similarities was entirely coincidental. He had simply credited Evan for the character because he was confused.
In order to not appear as a Pedofork for drawing Rule 34 involving the Chaotic Combo and Silvana, Chris retconned the birthdates by stating that the eggs traveled in time to 1989.[1]
Chris has also attempted to retcon the name origin of Sonichu—he states in The Sonichu Chronicles, that Sonichu's name is NOT a portmanteau of Sonic and Pikachu, like it was "rumored", but rather a play on Sonic's "Japanese" name "Soniku"[sic].
He would also go on to retcon Simonla's death via Facebook in 2014, despite the fact that he is no longer creates Sonichu comics.
Name changes
The follow is a comprehensive list of name changes:
| Before | After |
|---|---|
| Bagget | Dagget |
| Black Sonichu/Blachu | Blake |
| CADD Chef | Keneru-Meneth -CADD Chef- |
| Hanna | Fandanna |
| Joseph Cole Smithey | "Joe Cool" Smithey |
| Joseph Herring | Joe Herr |
| Megan Schroeder | Meg-chan |
| Mary Lee Walsh | Slaweel Ryam, Slaweel the Witch |
| Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby | Merried Seinor Comic |
| PVCC | PVCCitizens |
| Piedmont Virginia Community College | |
| Sarah Hammer | Nicole Rammer |
| Sonichu Balls | |
| Trojan | Jimmy |
| Wes Iseli | Walter Grisby |
Gallery of retcons
Apparently, the evil Mary Lee Walsh was Slaweel all along!
Not only does Chris's edit have the name stretch into the black section of the monitor, but he's also forgotten to change Hanna's name in another paragraph.
- Schu6p50a.jpg
The infamous "Sailor Asscheeks"; Sonichu #5, page 50
- Sonichu05-P50.jpg
The revised page 50.
Sonichu #5, page 30: NOTSOW
NOTSEW
Chris changes Megan to Meg-chan, but doesn't take the opportunity to correct "Dood" to "Good".
Does he really think that 'Slaweel Ryam' and 'Meg-chan' are going to fool anyone?
The infamous Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail as later appeared on the CWCipedia. It looks just as stupid, only slightly smaller. Somehow it looks even more like he's sucking a dick than before.
HE LOVES BOOBIES TOO
Rosechu, failing to look even remotely sexy with that retarded expression, gets edited out of a camera picture.
See if you can spot the differences.
References
External links