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Welcome to the CWCki! The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler. WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,114 articles...and counting!

Da Update It is currently December 2020. Ongoing: Debt • Discord Q&A • Spirit possession • Watchmen 18 November - Chris uploads Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The_Crimson_Libertarian. 13 November - Chris uploads Chris Chan Sonichu Intro animation. 8 November - Chris's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon is uploaded. 5 November - Discord Q&A 10 is released. 3 November - Election day. Chris votes for Lisa Simpson. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 63 days ago.

CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account. For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now Template:Improvement

Quote of the Now “ Oh, Sure, this is the theme song for the show that aired in Cwcville in Dimension N-641 that #opuscon987 forced our SNT to travel to, and the rest of us to temporarily merge with; that was a nightmare version. I have mentioned that I am sick of all of you misterpreting us. ⚡⚡⚡ ” Chris, "possessed" by Sonichu, commenting on the intro to The Chris-Chan Show. Picture of the Now

Article of the Now Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's new article... Vinyl Scratch (also known as DJ Pon-3) is a minor character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Owing to her unique role in the show, she gained a significant following in the Brony community through numerous fan productions. Given the lesbian implications of the character, Chris developed a fixation with her. In 2018, he saw fit to insert this intellectual property into his own comic book series. (More...) Video of the Now

This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris released a video talking about "Sonichu's Edge" and LittleBigPlanet. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ...that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom? ...that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe? ...that Barb sings while vacuuming? ...that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them? ...that even now, Chris does not think he is fat? ...that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime? ...that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult? ...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze? ...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?

PS3 Tracker Chris was last spotted playing Hyperdimension Neptunia for the PS4. Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money! Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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