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Welcome to the CWCki! The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler. WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,857 articles...and counting!

Da Update It is currently January 2026. It has been... 1 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 10 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 14 January Chris publishes Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto and its subtitled version. Chris publishes Son Chu Vs Mikoto and its subtitled version. Chris gives a Spencer's employee a promotional card for his TLUM Compilation Movie. 13 January - Chris publishes Focus Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 12 January - Chris publishes Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version. 10 January - Chris publishes Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie and its subtitled version. 9 January Chris publishes GE Defense Part 3 and its subtitled version. Chris uploads Flame Toys Shattered Prime, well, literally shattered. Chris publishes Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense - Behind The Scenes. 8 January - Chris publishes Chris Chan Prime Outtake Movie 2 Updated and its subtitled version. 7 January - Chris publishes GE Defense Part 2 and its subtitled version. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011. 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. 4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008. 3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009.

CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Quote of the Now “ Now, once upon a time back in 2007, I tried doing same with that Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I ended up over-sharing at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order. For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a simple single page on @wikipedia.org would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website. I blame myself. If it had been an earlier time in 2008, when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably dedicated at least a month to fix all of that. YET, another reason why I am reluctant: my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! 🤬🤯🥵 My stressed feelings. And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the Cwclight and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff; going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me. If I could go faster than time with my physical body,... Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of the most embarrassing and perverted s***, such as pretty much everything with the theoretical exes, Megan Schroeder, bad memes, and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed. ” Chris on Bluesky Picture of the Now

Article of the Now ShecameforCWC.JPG is a Rule 34 picture that Chris drew as part of a campaign to fight Encyclopedia Dramatica by "replacing negativity with positivity." It portrays Chris using his hand to stimulate a naked Megan Schroeder's vagina to the point of orgasm (indicated by squirt lines) while he gives a thumbs-up. Arguably the most scandalous of all of Chris's artistic canon, this single image managed to invoke much drama. It was the straw that permanently destroyed the already dying friendship between Chris and Megan, and the consequences of uploading it online have continued to face him for years afterward. In fact, it's entirely conceivable that the targeted effort to troll Chris may have simply faded away had he not edited the page repeatedly and uploaded this image to Encyclopedia Dramatica, thereby putting blood in the water for trolls for years to come. (More...) Video of the Now Click to load content

This Day in Christory Today in Christory; In 2009, Chris released a video denouncing the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. (more...) In 2010, Chris uploads a video threatening to beat up the Asperpedia Four. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville? ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison? ... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh? ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting? ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College? ... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan? ... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend? ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one? ... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day? ... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England? ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower? ... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming?

PS3 Tracker Chris was last spotted playing Hyperdimension Neptunia for the PS3. Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money! Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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