September 2014 Facebook Posts

$50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL!

3 September 2014 $50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL! Ending on Sunday the 7th! PLEASE, HURRY UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT OFFER!!! (See Description) Original Commissions From Sonichu And Rosechu's Creator Discretion (As stated in the Comic Page image freshly added to the listing with few updates): ALL Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and such material is Copyrighted March, 2000 by Christian Weston Chandler, with Full Paperwork backed up in Washington DC. ebay.com

3 September 2014 $50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL! Ending on Sunday the 7th! PLEASE, HURRY UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT OFFER!!! [shared] Original Sonichu Drawing: Sonichu's Zapping Boom, June 14, 2014

3 September 2014 $50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL! Ending on Sunday the 7th! PLEASE, HURRY UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT OFFER!!! [shared] Original Rosechu & Sonichu Drawing: Sweethearts Playing a Round, June 30, 2014

3 September 2014 $50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL! Ending on Sunday the 7th! PLEASE, HURRY UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT OFFER!!! About Four Hours Left before this item gets relisted at a different link, so HURRY UP!!! [shared] Original Sonichu Drawing: Electric Wedding Bells, July 18, 2014

Chris finally found a sweetheart?

5 September 2014 **ATTENTION TO ALL OF MY eBay CUSTOMERS** I have been derailed and backed up for a while on getting commissions completed, and I most sincerely apologize for that. This was due to me talking and getting to know my Girlfriend as Sweetheart over the past month, who I have finally had the pleasure of getting together with her last Sunday. Rest Assured, I am catching up on the baked-up work, as I Promise to have all of the commission orders ready and sent out on Monday the 8th. I really appreciate your continued patronage and patience. I thank you all very much. And on that, Louisa Bromyard, your Portfolio Full of both of your pieces and everything I have promised to you, my best customer, is complete and will be sent out on Monday with the others. You all have a good day and weekend.

5 September 2014 Also, only THREE days left on the $50-Off Specials, see Links Below, or go to my eBay Profile for the updated links to the listings. So, those three framed and ready pieces Are all still available.

Chris sells a jerkop pane which he found on dump

5 September 2014 Just found this lovely kitschy piece in the garbage; the original owner was throwing it out. He said, "Go ahead and take it". I am serious. And it would make a nice for the ONE Uncorrupted Police Person. [shared] Police-Window Pane Curio Display #18227 **Fake Weapons!!!

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6 September 2014 Firstly, EVERYTHING INSIDE THE DISPLAY BOX IS FAKE!!! Except maybe the display photographs. As I will attest from the personally taken photographs, this thing comes up to half-way up my leg from my foot! Everything inside is practically DOLL SIZE! The fake gun and walkie-talkie and handcuffs are Molded Plastics with Painted Details! Seriously, look closely at all of the uploaded images on something with High-Definition! Everything is Glued into place, or they would be all over the thing flipped Upside-Down the way I have it in the first photograph! The Gun is NOT A THREAT to Anyone; it is UNABLE to shoot ANY PROJECTILES. Do I Make Myself Clearer Than Crystal to EVERYONE, including the eBay Computers and The Staff Behind Them?!! **sigh** Anyway, it is a display-only item that can not be opened without a screwdriver to any of the hinges. According to the certificate, it was likely made in 1941. It still makes for a nice kitschy gift for Any Of The Few Remaining Uncorrupted Police Persons. It is quite heavy; it feels like 50 to 100 pounds. With a ruler, 11 1/8 inches wide; approx. 26 1/4 inches tall; 4 3/8 inches deep in length. Do Not Report This Listing!!!! Do Not Remove It!!! It does not require any orange markings, Period, and I would not have the knowledge or tools on that, since EVERYTHING INSIDE THE CASE IS SEALED IN TIGHT!!! [shared] Police-Window Pane Curio Display #18227 **Fake Weapons!!!

He also claims that there is no rat shit on the floor [1]