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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,868 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

Quote of the Now “ Thank you for being a part of this journey and we'll be checking the video out. Thanks for sharing! ” The Official Commodore X account responding to Chris

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 830 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,669 days 894 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,314 days 5,974 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,974 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, The Sysop uploads Mailbag 53 to the CWCkipedia. Chris uses his blog to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads. (more...) In 2016, the Kiwi Farms member CatKnight releases a third interview with Chris. (more...) In 2017, Chris posts that he has gotten used to skunk odor and compares it to perfume and cologne. (more...)

Did You Know ... that Sonichu has his own amiibo? ... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke? ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0? ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? ... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions? ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing? ... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons? ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one? ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart? ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis? ... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis? ... that Chris needs no bitches?

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