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For all current updates about Chris, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].
For all current updates about Chris, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].


12.4.2019-The capcha service for the CWCki comes back! Da update is also back!
4/12/2019 -The capcha service for the CWCki comes back! Da update is also back!


4/20 - Google approves Chris listing his house as Sonichu Headquarters
4/20 - Google approves Chris listing his house as Sonichu Headquarters

Revision as of 18:42, 22 April 2019

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,913 articles...and counting!
*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

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Da Update

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For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019.

For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

4/12/2019 -The capcha service for the CWCki comes back! Da update is also back!

4/20 - Google approves Chris listing his house as Sonichu Headquarters

4/15 - Chris spotted at Target; he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire

Quote of the Now

You could be surviving as strong as [Bob] is.
Chris in a Cameo to enabler Philip who has been hospitalized

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
914
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,754 days

978
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,398 days

6,059
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,059 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Jacob Sockness is an intellectually-disabled amateur sorcerer and conspiracy theorist from San Francisco, California who attempted to manipulate Chris into a relationship, notably by exploiting his fantasy world and tricking Chris into believing his imaginary friend approved of the idea. Prior to Sockness's interactions, the Idea Guys had brainwashed Chris into identifying as bisexual, which enabled Sockness to try to become Chris's first (real-world) male sweetheart, which ultimately failed.

Sockness emerged in mid-2018 and was most active between July and November of 2019. He has the dubious honor of embodying every single aspect of the Unholy Quintet over the course of his years of interacting with Chris. He has similarities with Chris, such as being autistic, non-gender-conforming, receiving a monthly tugboat, believing to be a god, thinks he has magic powers and has built an elaborate fantasy universe, into which he has appropriated Sonichu characters, with over a dozen installments that he believes really exist. While he was at first seemingly just another troll, notable for his erotic disposition towards Chris, Sockness became openly malicious after establishing direct contact with Chris.

In mid-2019, Sockness gained influence over Chris by offering to work together financially following Chris's June 2019 ban from eBay, he then achieved considerable influence over Chris's fantasy world, as seen in Sonichu #14. Most of his courting and enabling has been through Twitter, though he has also promoted himself through Reddit, YouTube and even Kiwi Farms. For months, Sockness tried to manipulate Chris into meeting in person, to onlookers' alarm. Yet when Sockness finally set out to travel cross-country to 14 Branchland Court in late September 2019, Chris rebuffed these efforts with the help of the Watchmen. Rehabilitation attempts over the following two months, at one point going even so far as manipulating Chris into mutual flirting, could not ultimately repair their broken relationship, and by the end of November 2019 they rejected each other again. Sockness was nevertheless persistent, and by March 2020 briefly had a toe in Chris's door once again. Chris and Jacob's relationship came to a permanent end in August 2020 after Jacob claimed that Mia Hamm had a child with Chris.

On 3 July 2021 Jacob declared that he would attempt to attend the brony convention Everfree Northwest in a disguise. In response, Chris asked Bella to act as a bodyguard.

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Did You Know

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2009, the Miscreants publish the Giant Penis Comic.

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In 2009, Chris records a video to address and explain the recent certain videos of the naughty nature that were leaked.

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In 2011, Surfshack Tito leaks several pictures of Chris as "Tomgirl." Bricks were shat all over the Internet.

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In 2018, Chris adds his entry for MakeBryCry.

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now