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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,890 articles...and counting!

Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

866

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,705 days

930

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,350 days

6,010

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,010 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV is a video leaked 21 April 2010 for Jackie in which Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his sports bra, showing off his creepiness on a level not seen since the Ivy saga.

Chris, wearing a new shirt bearing a message contradictory to his claims that he is not a homo, begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the CWCki (perhaps seeking to avoid another Wallflower incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and Vanessa Hudgens. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her orally; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to forget who he's talking to and refers to Jackie as Ivy. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has a belly and man-boobs - he seems slightly more willing to admit this fact than he did back in Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke - and reveals that he wears a sports bra.

Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to YouTube but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.

It has surpassed CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! as one of the most-viewed videos in the CWChronology.

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This Day in Christory

Probably the only other book Chris has read besides Goosebumps and parts of the Bible.

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris reads aloud from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.

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This was also the day that, in 2010, Chris discovers the CWCki. He responds by punching his camera.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for PandaHalo?
... that this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?
... that Chris got married... to five of his imaginary friends and an enabler-made OC?
... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart?
... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself?
... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples?
... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off?
- ... and that Chris was working on it!?
... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?

Quote of the Now

“	One more complaint! One, more, itsy-bitsy complaint! L-Ight! L-IGHT! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT! LIGHT! Okay, how could anybody confuse light for white?! And then turn it into something obviously F-[Fluttershy yay] racist?! [shakes head side to side] I never said white power. I never said white power. I said LIGHT power. [stands up and moves closer to the camera] Here's your lesson, here is your f-[Fluttershy yay] bonus lesson! Ligh, wigh, ligh, whi, ligh, whi. [clears thoat] [sits back down] OKAY?! I am not a racist. I said and I exuded with an aura sphere! Mind you, you could consider it ka-me-ha-me-ha of exuding light power! Alright!?	”
Chris in Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue

Da Update

It is currently March 2026. It has been...

25

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

64

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

19

day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1.
27 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue.
24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8.
23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2.
21 February
- It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc.
- Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎.
20 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.

CWCki News

Account Creation

NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account.

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the Official CWCki Server Discord - message:

Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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