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Then on October 11, 2007, Slaweel and Graduon made another attack on the peace of Cwcville with their squadron of Jerkops and their newly appointed CADD Chef, who always COMPLAINS and GIVES BAD COMMENTS on the buildings EVERYWHERE
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Chris on CADD Chef, CWCipedia article on Sonichu[1]
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This guy is huge! However, his grading system seems pretty accurate.
CADD Chef is a villain in the Sonichu comics apparently based on Christian's actual Computer Aided Drafting & Design teacher, Kene Meniru, at Piedmont Valley Community College. Since the real guy is black, the character is of course patterned after one of the handful of black people Christian has ever seen, namely Isaac Hayes's "Chef" character from South Park.
Based on CADD Chef's dialogue, it is likely that Chris-Chan had a dilemma involving him and his CADD teacher. When looking at Chris-Chan's "designs" in his comic, such as his design of his CWCVille Mall, it's apparent that Chris-Chan cannot make things look proportional worth a shit, and got the F like he deserves. But of course, Chris-Chan being the self-centered butthurt faggot he is believes that he unrighteously got this F and that the teacher was playing "KICK THE AUTISTIC" again. His teacher being black fueled this hatred.
Interestingly, CADD Chef is possibly the only character affected by Chris's retconning of the series who has their real name (a poor rearrangement of it in this case) ADDED instead of removed - in Sonichu 7, instead of simply being called CADD Chef he is referred to as Keneru-Meneth -CADD Chef-.
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