September 2020 social media posts
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during September 2020.
Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.
Correcting PoGo noobs
1 September
A Twitter user was was complaining about the Pokémon GO Mega Evolution system, and another Twitter user replied that mega Houndoom was 275 million raids, Chris swiftly stepped in to correct this egregious mistake
| That was actually 275 million Battles; not Raids. You can clock that in between the GO Battle League or battling your online friends without a hitch. |
Analysis Anarchy Part 4 stream
4 September
| Live Streaming of me reacting to #TF2 #AnalysisAnarchy #RedVsBlue Part Four in over a half hour from now on YouTube. |
Sonic 06 remake
8 September
Chris quote tweets a giveaway asking about what people would like to see for Sonic The Hedgehog's 30th anniversary.
| For Senpai’s 30th Anniversary in this Dimension’s chronicling and existence, a total and well-done remake of Sonic ‘06; no glitches or bothersome loading screens and additional new content. |
Holy water
8 September
In response to someone sending an image of Sonichu in pain from holy water.
| Oh, please. Holy Water does not sting me at all. You should try Mama’s Holy Water. |
Mama Chris Chan
8 September
Prof. Drew (@Orangetheorange)
| Thank you Chris Chan, very cool |
| This is Sonichu; not Mama Chris Chan. |
Sonichu's height
12 September
An artist tweets at Chris with an image of Sonichu standing next to them
| That’s cool, but a Sonichu that tall is very rare; our average height, including myself and Rosey, from foot to top of head is 3’5”. |
Adventure Time
12 September
Silver-Quill (@MLPSilverQuill)
| What's this? A birthday for one of the nicest people I've ever met? Happy Birthday, @Finn_the_pony! |
Happy Birthday GIF
| Yay! Happy Birthday to you, Finn. “Adventure Time, come on, grab your friends and go to Very distant lands with Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu the fun will never end.” I can’t help but sing that during some of our extensive #PokemonGO outings when we explore new streets in the van.⚡ |
A user expresses concern over him driving around while playing Pokemon GO, especially in AR mode.
| We do not use the AR mode. |
Chris the Multi-linguist
13 September
| 听着，全世界的每个人，克里斯·陈·索尼丘是我们的女神和救世主;当我们和所有虚构和原创人物在同一合并维度中共存时， 她将处理剩余的错误。 |
| よく聞いて、世界中の誰もが、クリスチャンソニックフは私たちの女神と救世主です。私たちがすべての架空のキャラクターと元のキャラクターと同じマージされた次元で共存するので、彼女は残りの間違いを正すでしょう。 |
| Escuchen bien, todos en todo el mundo, Chris Chan Sonichu es nuestra diosa y salvadora; ella va a la derecha de los errores restantes a medida que coexistimos en la misma dimensión combinada con todos los personajes ficticios y originales. |
| Our Goddess hears and speaks all languages. ⚡⚡⚡ |
All three foreign tweets roughly translate to: "Listen, everyone in the world, Chris Chan Sonichu is our goddess and savior; once our dimensions merge with all the OCs, she will correct the remaining mistakes."
The stupid haters
13 September
vimhomeless (@VimHomeless)
| Oh dang, i got more hate art of me!
You know what they say "If you spit upon me, I shall spit upon you in return. This is fair in the eyes of god." - leviticus 2:23 |
| You’re not alone in that. Mama responded after finding all of that hate art, and what happened after her retaliation? Not much. The stupid haters are gonna do what they’re gonna do. And you know what they want: a response and rise out of you. They Win if you retaliate. |
Visions of the future
14 September
Chris links a My Little Pony video discussing one of the characters' visions of the future.
| #FireyJoker actually got a bunch of details right when it comes to foresight ability, and this was a dilemma Mama had been dealing with in her visions, as vague in detail as they were. ⚡⚡⚡ |
| And everyone of you all will recall that Mama did imply when she shared her visions and whatnot in the past: pretty much how each of you will or have interpreted that, regardless of cynicism in any form, because that is a literal moot point. Yes, that includes #AynWye. |
Fanart
15 September
An artist tweets at Chris with fanart of Sonichu, Rosechu, and several other characters. Chris mistakes one of them for Patti.
| Super Cute! And you even got Patti; bonus awesomeness. ⚡⚡⚡ |
| At least I think that’s Patti; looks like her, but the tail is off, so please correct me if I’m mistaken. |
Fan comic replies
19 September
Chris replies to multiple tweets from an artist displaying a Sonichu fan comic.
| Correction, I bathe most every night in the shower with Rosey. |
| Uh, we’re not blood siblings. The common thing is that we’re Special Sonichus and Rosechus, and our origins involved the Chaotic Rainbow of February, 2003, when Super Sonic collided with me at Station Square and all that. |
| Firstly, it was Christine Chan of C-197, not Mama, who wanted to do that, and Christine Chan was not the one who married Magi-Chan. Second, and regardless, Mama really regretted those gay-shaming moments and wishes she had never put them in her books. |
Chris replies to his previous reply
| Yeah, Magi-Chan knew throughout all dimensions and timelines, including this one, most of the Chris Chan Sonichus, Mama included, were all bisexual. Just my two bolts. ⚡⚡ |
Christine Chan
19 September
A Twitter user asks Chris if Christine Chan is the same as Chris Chan Sonichu or if they are someone else.
| They are the OG, central self-counterparts of each other between here in 1218 and there in C-197. Differences of life events; Christine Chan was directly linked with Mama’s subconscious. Also, to differentiate between the two Chris Chans, that is what we call C-197 Chris Chan. |
Weenery and Ben Saint
20 September
A ween tweets at Chris in order to fulfill their epic trolling plan.
| You can shut the fuck up, too. |
Ben Saint, Prophet of C-197's ENDLESS WAR 💚👁️💚 (@ItsAllSoUgly)
| Same, she really needs to address it before CWCville is reduced to rubble |
| It has been done and overwith; Cwcville is safe, solid and still there with all its civilians. Shut the fuck up, Ben. ⚡⚡⚡ |
| He's very serious about this. I've tried to reason with him but his mind is made up. |
| And I am serious too. In our dimension in this timeline, we have settled the differences with NLACAAKANM and Arizona’s government long time ago. Your inept minds are stuck in an alternate timeline from this one, right here. Here, it is the Omega Timeline; not your Alpha or Beta. |
| We have greater things than your petty alt-timeline to worry over. Ben, you are Not the prophet of this timeline anymore. Again, dude: Shut the fuck up. Any more further on this, and I’ll block you. You’re no longer riding on our fame. |
Mic drop GIF