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Quote of the Now “ I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️ ” Chris on Reddit.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 891 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,730 days 955 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,375 days 6,035 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,035 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER! is a YouTube video uploaded by Chris on 28 January 2019. In it, Chris throws a huge temper tantrum over being blocked by several Twitter users who were making fan content for My Little Pony. Simultaneously, he incoherently rants about the Idea Guys, trolls, and the Dimensional Merge. Chris also insists that he has yet another avatar in addition to his CPU form, being the RED Spy from Team Fortress 2. The video was eventually deleted by Chris on 8 February, along with the succeeding video. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris gets served with a one month ban from The GAMe PLACe. (more...) In 2024, Chris and Flutter are spotted in Finland for the first time, marking Chris's first ever trip outside of the United States. The sighting would not be made known until six months later when it was shared on Kiwi Farms, which by then Chris's second trip to Finland was recently being uncovered. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there? ... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going? ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series? ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ... that Chris really cannot dance? ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it? ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

Da Update It is currently April 2026. It has been... 14 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 7 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 16 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 1 April - Chris posts a confession video. 29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose. 28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. 22 March - Chris messages Geno Samuel, requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales. 21 March Chris begins spamming demands to a Twitter account promoting Hyperdimension Neptunia to change the game's CPU Blue Heart's name. Chris attempts to address r/ChrisChanSonichu in a call-out post, but his accounts are taken down. 19 March - Hyperdimension Neptunia announces a new game which is to introduce new official characters CPU Blue Heart and CPU Red Heart, superseding Chris's OCs of those characters. In response, Chris complains of his CPU Blue Heart lore being left out of the game. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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