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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,900 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently January 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️ ” Chris on Reddit.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 882 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,722 days 946 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,366 days 6,026 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,026 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that Hyperdimension Neptunia's CPU Blue Heart be renamed. According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers". (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase? ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ... that Chris went to school on the short bus? ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again? ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Christian watches the last episode of Sonic X. He is touched. (more...) In 2009, Christian posts his own music video for the song Holding Out For a Hero for Ivy. Comic pages from what is now known as Sonichu Special 1 are incorporated into the video. (more...) In 2018, the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing he is in a polyamorous marriage with his imaginary friends. (more...)

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