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Quote of the Now

“	Thank you for being a part of this journey and we'll be checking the video out. Thanks for sharing!	”
The Official Commodore X account responding to Chris

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

827

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,666 days

891

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,311 days

5,971

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,971 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris releases a video apologizing to Alec while at the same time whining about Alec's adspace on the Cwcipedia. He promises not to delete Mailbag messages in fits of tard rage. He seems not to know what day it is.

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Did You Know...

... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married to each other in real life?
... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?
... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom?
- ...and that BABSCon did the same thing in 2024 after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event?
... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is?
... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic?
... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid?
... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn?
... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail?
... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null?
... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends?

Da Update

It is currently January 2026. It has been...

12

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

25

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

28 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 2.
26 January - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing.
24 January - Chris uploads New High score #tetris to TikTok.
22 January
- Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1.
- Chris also publishes Liquidchu's Confession to TikTok.
19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement.
18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill.
17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version.
16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.
15 January
- Chris publishes Stallion Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
- Chris publishes Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW to TikTok.
14 January
- Chris publishes Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto and its subtitled version.
- Chris publishes Son Chu Vs Mikoto and its subtitled version.
- Chris gives a Spencer's employee a promotional card for his TLUM Compilation Movie.
13 January - Chris publishes Focus Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
12 January - Chris publishes Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.
20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011.
12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009.
4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008.
3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009.

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Picture of the Now

Video of the Now