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The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

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Da Update

For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019.

For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.

23 April 2019: Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over one-hundred days, wanting gas money for his car.
20 April 2019: Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters.
15 April 2019: Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire.
12 April 2019: The Captcha service for the CWCki returns! Da update is also back.

Quote of the Now

“	One more complaint! One, more, itsy-bitsy complaint! L-Ight! L-IGHT! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT! LIGHT! Okay, how could anybody confuse light for white?! And then turn it into something obviously F-[Fluttershy yay] racist?! [shakes head side to side] I never said white power. I never said white power. I said LIGHT power. [stands up and moves closer to the camera] Here's your lesson, here is your f-[Fluttershy yay] bonus lesson! Ligh, wigh, ligh, whi, ligh, whi. [clears thoat] [sits back down] OKAY?! I am not a racist. I said and I exuded with an aura sphere! Mind you, you could consider it ka-me-ha-me-ha of exuding light power! Alright!?	”
Chris in Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

865

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,705 days

929

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,349 days

6,009

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,009 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability is an educational book by Miriam Kaufman, first published in 2007. It states that it's the first complete sex guide for people who live with disabilities, pain, illness, or chronic conditions. Useful for absolutely everyone, regardless of age, gender, or sexual orientation, the book addresses a wide range of disabilities -- from chronic fatigue, back pain, and asthma to spinal cord injury, hearing and visual impairment, multiple sclerosis, and more.

Chris's first known mention of this book was on 5 July 2021 in a conversation between him and Null (which was leaked on 31 July), where Chris stated:


As one of my more curious followers may have found through my Amazon by now, I even recently purchased a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance.

He also provided a picture of the book in his lap.

At time of writing, Christorians are unaware of how Chris was made aware of this book.

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Did You Know

... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
- ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series?
... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
... that Chris really cannot dance?
... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
- ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2010, using the credits in Chris's most recent LBP level, /cwc/ trolls manage to dox Chris's new lady friend. Immediately her online actions and profiles are revealed, including a large collection of slash yaoi fanfiction. She is also contacted by trolls.

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