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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,965 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ For a lot of people, AI was a mistake. Pass it on. ” Chris

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 1,112 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,951 days 1,176 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,596 days 6,256 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,256 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter. This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki. ( See more...)

Did You Know ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy? This Day in Christory Today in Christory; In 2007, Chris protested the depiction of Pickles by uploading several images to his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, including the famous "ShecameforCWC.jpg" that determined the fate of Chris's friendship with Megan. (more...) In 2009, Kacey Devoria and the REAL Christian Weston Chandler are married. Also on this day, Ian tries to spoil the honeymoon by receiving copyrights of Sonichu. (more...) In 2010, an eyewitness account is posted about someone spotting Chris and his father at a local supermarket. Chris also took at least five pictures of himself that day, marking the last known pictures of Chris before he started to become a tomgirl. (more...)

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