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Welcome to the BSHITVILLE! The encyclopedia about Christine Weston Chandler, Supreme Deity CPU mother of sonichu and friends #mergeisreal. We currently have 2,957 articles...and none of them is true, cuz we are a bunch of dickheads. Go to Christine twitter for the absolute truth and pls buy the merch! Any names, or persons, discussed in this bshit wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise Trollage, cuz that's what we are.

Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 226 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,845 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,837 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,270 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Christine needs the money you stupid, mean dirty trolls Template:Christine needs the money you stupid, mean trolls!! Article of the Now Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) This Day in CHRISTINERY Template:Christinery Did You Know... ... that Chris denies being a lolcow? ... that Barbara is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician? ... that Chris can feel how sad and horny he is in his heart and solar plexus chakra? ... that Chris admits Women's Rights didn't exist in CWCville until 2017? ... and that he blames it on the past Chris? ... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on toys during the Financhu Crisis, which could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for? ... that Chris's full name and description is "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"? ... that the COVID-19 pandemic was engineered by Jacob Sockness? ... that Count Graduon is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation?

Quote of the TRUTH Template:CHRISTINE NEEDS MONEY AND THIS SITE IS FULL OF SHITTY TROLLS COCKSUCKERS Da Update It is currently October 2026. It has been... 39 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 193 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 7 October - Chris publishes Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated). 6 October - Chris changes his usernames on his social media accounts to remove references of his being Jesus Christ. 17 September - Chris uploads JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music) and its subtitled version. 14 September - Chris uploads TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever). 13 September - Chris's writes about his half-brother David Alan Chandler on Bluesky. 7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. Bshitville bshit Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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