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Article of the Week Pmurt is a CWC-ism for billionaire businessman and 45th and 47th President of the United States Donald Trump (born 14 June 1946). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards; however, in Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!, he pronounced the P. Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show The Apprentice, Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against Hillary Clinton in 2016 but lost in 2020 to Joe Biden amidst the Covid-19 pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President Kamala Harris instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College. Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton. Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President-elect Mike Pence, which is actually against the law. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 1,280 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. Record streak: 1,288 days 2,223 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 2,656 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon. On 1 June 2021, Chris briefly roleplayed as his pre-name change self. Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 464 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,304 days 528 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,948 days 5,608 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,608 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris uploads a new video addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London. Then, he uploads another video Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads. He later apologizes to Alec and Evan, but not Mao or Sean. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Sonichu has his own amiibo? ... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke? ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0? ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? ... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions? ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing? ... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons? ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one? ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart? ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis? ... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis? ... that Chris needs no bitches?

Quote of the Now “ I 101% agree that AI generated media is beyond subpart. I feel and agree that human created art and content is far superior as they contain the love and soul as well as care and compassion into the media. ” Chris in a Tweet Da Update It is currently February 2025. It has been... 46 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 18 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punislav the First. 11 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Armoraxe. 1 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Prowler. 19 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Excelina. Recently Uncovered Info 16 January - Chris's Cherokee ancestor 25 December - Letter to Santa from December 2002 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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