Bob Chandler

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Get away from the Internet!

I'm cutting it down, right now.

Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack
Chris' father,
Robert Chandler.
Robert had English ancestry.
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Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.[1] (09 February 1928[2]–soon) is Chris's father.

He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the White House black as soon as he became president.

Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops."[3]

Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world recently, due to Chris's intense dislike of him, along with Bob's infamous cameo in the Chris-chan caught fapping incident and threatening to cut down Chris's internets. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes precisely from this phrase. Later, Bob chaperoned Chris to his date with Emily.

Background

Bob was drafted after World War II and acquired skills in the Signal Corps. When he got out in 1947, he couldn't get a job and so went to college on the G.I. Bill.[4] As an engineer, he can't spell.

It is known that Bob worked for General Electric at some point, during which time he was responsible for at least seven patents. Barbara claimed, in an e-mail to "Miyamoto", that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the NES "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by Ralph Baer). He also designed controls for plastic molding machines.

Bob traveled around the world in his day for business and pleasure.

He knows a lot about the world and almost hindered progress on uncovering the truth about Molvanîa.

Bob and Barbara met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.[5] Cole's friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.[6] According to Chris, Barbara did the persuing: "She chased him down the hall." They got married in 1980.[5]

Chris on his dad

well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.
Chris[7]

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