Sonichu (comic)

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Man's ultimate Rorschach test
My art speaks for me
Christian introducing his oeuvre

Sonichu was Christian Weston Chandler's official poorly drawn and written comic book adventures of him and his (imaginary) friends.

Introduction

The inadvertent shattering of his heart from Sarah Hammer, along with the expulsion from English class and the confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh provided the impetus for Christian to kick start the comic series in full force. It initially served as a complement to his Love Quest as a feeble attempt to link an accomplishment, or boast his own self-worth to unsuspecting prey... after all Sonichu is "Zappin' to the Extreme"! He is Christian Weston Chandler's only son, and the first way past cooler Electric Hedgehog Pokémon!

If you haven't closed this page yet:

  • It's because despite reading, and re-reading the words... it still doesn't make it any sense
  • You're in a state of shock (ANOTHER VICTIM OF SONICHU'S LIGHTNING, JERKOP!)
  • You are an aspiring autistic artist looking for some inspiration
  • You're laughing so hard you can't wait for what comes next!

The comics series has been hosted on the various incarnations of Christian's homepage (currently hosted nowhere), and was originally promoted from his now defunct Sonichu business cards. Each new addition to the series would proudly sport the now-infamous to be continued disclaimer page. In fact, the comics are not updated with any regular frequency: In five years Chris has yet to complete twelve issues. This, of course, from a man who is not in employment, education or training. With a page-rate such as this you know you can count on the quality!

Reader's guide to Sonichu

How-to and overview

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The ever infamous JARGON page
TO BE CONTINUED (c) 2001-????

The Sonichu series began with #0 instead of #1, and each issue contained multiple separately-numbered "episodes," so readers often lost track of which story happened in which issue. For example, Black Sonichu was introduced in Episode 4, which was the fifth story in the overall series and the first story in Sonichu #1, which was in turn the second comic. Further confounding matters were the Sub-Episodes about Christian's Love Quest, which appeared sporadically throughout issues #0-4 and were numbered separately from the main stories. The original filenames were also misnumbered as #0 is referenced as #1, and this continued through the following issues.

Issues #0-1 featured Sonichu as the unchallenged star of the series, with Christian as a supporting character also appearing in the backup strips. By issue #2, the comic had seamlessly transitioned to Christian encountering people from his real life in shitty anime battles. Token attempts to tell Sonichu stories and introduce Sonichu spin-off characters were made in #3, but all pretense was dropped in #4-7 as the series becomes a vehicle for Christian, as the leader of a heroic band of muppets, to battle against an old woman and a group of ineffectual security guards.

The comic series was presented as if it were a cartoon or anime (which might explain why comics mimic visual effects that work well in audiovisual context but fail on paper), and was encapsulated into seasons with various episodes (or series, for some of our Eurofag friends). Issue 10 was intended to wrap up the first season of Sonichu, however, it appears that Christian will fall slightly short of the standard 26 episode 'full season' run. This opened a can of worms as to the current vision of the comics: Was Sonichu intended to be the hit action/adventure soap-opera TV show that is broadcast in CWCville, or was it the historical documentation of Christian's and Sonichu's life and times? Perhaps it was destined to be the Gospel from the Stay-at-Home Autistic Virgin Male, hallowed be His name. Either way it remained unanswered whether Christian continues on with the series because he has a vain, misguided belief that some TRUE and HONEST soul would consider these as 'storyboards' for proper licensing and production.

Art imitating life

Sensing some criticism for the self-centeredness of his work, Christian wrote himself out of the series toward the end of Sonichu #7, trapping the Christian character in the Time Void so that the storyline could focus on other characters. Despite this, Sonichu still served as a strong Mary Sue character, as seen in Sonichu fighting 4-cent_garbage.com in Sonichu #8. This self-imposed exile lasted about five minutes, as Christian managed to make a cameo on page 18 of Sonichu #8.

He returned from the Time Void at the end of issue #9, giving all non-Christian characters approximately 1 issue to have the spotlight to themselves, during which they mostly talked about how much they loved Christian and hoped he would return safely. On the final page of the issue, Chris claimed that he would write himself out of the series permanently, giving his characters the opportunity to shine on their own. He went back on this promise almost the moment he made it — the entirety of issue #10 are some of the most Christian-centric of the entire series.

Following the theft of his Medallions of Fail by Blanca, Christian immediately released a new comic adapting the theft into his fictional canon and explaining that the TRUE source of his power lay in his High School Ring of Fail. Since this story was necessarily set after Christian escapes the time void, it was deemed a special preview of Sonichu #10, despite the fact that Chris had at that point not finished Sonichu #8 or even begun Sonichu #9.

The entire Sonichu series has been faithfully adapted into audiobooks on YouTube.

List of issues

Cover Issue Episode Title New characters Last appearance Plot summary
Issuezero.jpg Sonichu 0 Episode 1 "Sonichu's Orgin" Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu, Sonic the Hedgehog, Perfect Chaos, Kel, Rosechu Perfect Chaos The amazing origin story of Sonichu, the electric hedgehog Pokémon!
Episode 2 "Genesis of the Lovehogs" Random Pokemon Same Random Pokemon The origin story of how Sonichu and Rosechu became true loving couples!
Episode 3 "Sonichu vs. Naitsirhc" Naitsirhc None The first meeting between Sonichu and Naitsirhc!
"Classic Sonichu Strips" Black Sonichu (Blake), Metonic, Vamprosa, Jerkops, Mary Lee Walsh, Barbara Chandler Barbara Chandler Random stupid stories with Sonichu
Sub-Episode 1 Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie" None None The first Sub-Episode! This details Christian's first encounter with the Jerkops!
Issueone.jpg Sonichu 1 Episode 4 "Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed, & Lightning!"" Dr. Eggman, Giovanni, Bill the Scientist None The origin of Blake!
Episode 5 "Sonichu in "Informal Meeting"" None None Blake kidnaps Rosechu, Sonic and Sonichu run into each other, then team up.
Episode 6 "Sonic & Sonichu "Black Metal Combat"" Metal Sonichu None Sonic and Sonichu fight Eggman's latest creation - the Metal Sonichu!
Sub-Episode 2 Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart" Hanna Hanna The comic version of Chris's encounter with Hanna.
SchuComic3Cover.jpg Sonichu 2 Episode 7 Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy" Keeper of the Destiny Cave, Sarah Hammer, Wes Iseli, Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan Keeper of the Destiny Cave Chris takes over the story as his Sonichu medallion unleashes the power of the Anchuent Prophecy
Episode 8 Christian Chandler in "Chaos & Serenity" Wes-Li Sonichu, Saramah Rosechu None The three empowered hedgehogs meet and fight
Episode 9 Chris-Chan, Saramah, & Wes-Li in "The Evil that Stomped CWCville" Count Graduon None Saramah breaks up with Wes-Li as Slaweel the Witch makes her first big attack on CWCville!
Sub-Episode 3 Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront" None None Chris and Sonichu confront Slaweel!
File:Issue3.jpg Sonichu 3 Episode 10 "Sonichu Babies" Wild Sonichu, Bubbles Rosechu, Magi-Chan, Angelica Rosechu, Punchy Sonichu, Boulder Dropping Whale, Sonee and Rosey, Nabe, Mypoe Boulder Dropping Whale, Nabe, Mypoe The origin of the Chaotic Combo!
Episode 11 The Chaotic Combo in "When Hedgehogs Meet" Flame the Sunbird Flame the Sunbird Blake steals the Master Sunstone and the Chaotic Combo unite!
Sub-Episode 4 Christian Chandler in "McAttack" B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic, Super Chris-Chan Sonichu, W-M Manajerk, Darkbind Sonichu Super Chris-Chan Sonichu Chris is attacked in the M-C-D-ville by two Manajerks!
Issue4.jpg Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 1 Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie" None None Reprint from Issue 0
Sub-Episode 2 Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart" None None Reprint from Issue 1
Sub-Episode 3 Christian Chandler & Sonichu in "Witch Confront" None None Reprint from Issue 2
Sub-Episode 4 Christian Chandler in "McAttack" None None Reprint from Issue 3
Sub-Episode 5 Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2" Crystal Weston Chandler (sister) Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan Crystal appears to save the day as the W-M Manajerk attacks!
Sub-Episode 6 "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari" ScotPalazzo None Chris gives us an inside look at the Jerkops
Sub-Episode 7 Christian Chandler in "Off-Target" Bagget, Crackder None Bagget arrives to attack Chris!
Sub-Episode 8 Christian Chandler in "Off-Target part 2" None None Chris is taken captive, but is rescued by Crystal!
File:SchuComic6Cover.jpg Sonichu 5 Episode 12 Christian Chandler in "My Best Friend's Cherokian Wedding" William Spicer, Sailor Megtune, Megagi La Skunk William Spicer, Sarah Hammer Chris attends Sarah Hammer's wedding, which is spoiled by Wes-Li Sonichu. Chris, with the aid of Megan Schroeder, saves the day.
Episode 13 "Shattered Hearts & Entrapment" DJ Jamsta None Slaweel initiates an attack on CWCville, leading to Crystal getting trapped in the mirror!
Sonichu Issue 6.jpg Sonichu 6 Episode 12.5 "One Lucky Dog" Patti-Chan None Chris's dog, Patti, is transported to CWCville and becomes a anthropomorphic dog with magic powers!
Episode 14 "Evil is Afoot!" Naitsirhc as Reldnahc, Bionic the Hedgehog None Chris and the Chaotic Combo begin their quest for the Sonichu Balls as Reldnahc makes his appearance!
Sonichu Issue 7.jpg Sonichu 7 Episode 15 Sonichu, Magi-Chan and Christian in "Time for a Ball" Sammy, Megan, Chris learns the location of one of the Sonichu Balls and goes to get it
Episode 16 C.W.C. and Sonichu in "Time Hogs" None None Chris and Sonichu retrieve the Sonichu Ball, only for Chris to be lost in the Time Void
"Tune in Everyday to Station KCWC for Everything!" Blanca, Jiggliami Blanca DJ Jamsta interviews Blanca and Jiggliami
Sonichu8.jpg Sonichu 8 Episode 17 "Rage Against the Garbage" Jason Kendrick Howell, The Incredible Lioness None After sex, Sonichu and Rosechu learn about 4-Cent_garbage and go to confront Jason Kendrick Howell over his work. They get a Sonichu Ball for their trouble
Episode 18 "Spring Break, 2008" Silvana, Yawning Squirtle, Zapina, Simonla Rosechu Yawning Squirtle, Jiggliami Silvana makes her move as Jiggliami warns the others of her plans and they get another Sonichu Ball
SchuComic9.jpg Sonichu 9 Episode 19 "Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)" Reginald, Layla, Ms. Jakaras, Rita Jakaras Ms. Jakaras THRILL to the wonder that is Chris's Dating Education classes!
Episode 20 "CWC-Defense" Samurai Pizza Bots, Power Rangers Most bad guys The PVCC mount a massive attack on CWCVille! Chris is later pulled out of the Time Void
Issue 10 Cover.jpg Sonichu 10 Episode 21 Christian Chandler in "Director Amenities" Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Lovely Weather, Asperchu, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, Asperpedia Four, Sandy Rosechu Reldnahc, Jason Kendrick Howell, Asperchu, Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Chaotic Combo (Asperchu), Metal Asperchu, Asperpedia Four, Slaweel the Witch, homosexuality, asexuality, Simonla Chris rains holy hell on all his enemies!
Issue 11 Cover.jpg Sonichu 11
Issue 12 Cover.jpg Sonichu 12

Unfinished and unreleased issues

These comics are not yet completed by Chris, and most of them were briefly seen in videos during the Ivy saga. Most of the unreleased comics were obtained by trolls and publicly released.

Unfinished

  • Chris began work on a special Christmas episode in mid-December 2009, but aside from that, only a cover exists. The release date was announced for 17 March 2010. Since Chris is a lazy fatass, and also due to Surfshack Tito and The Wallflower, the pages were never released. On 24 April 2010, the Sysop uploaded pages by a troll.
  • So far only a cover exists.

Unreleased

Cover Issue Episode Title New characters Last appearance Plot summary
ClyMansion.jpg Sonichu Special 1 Special 1 Unnamed Ivy, Cly Cly Chris rescues Ivy from the clutches of "Cly." 6 pages are known to exist.
IvyCWC1.jpg Wedding Comic Special 2 "Wedding Comic" Spas the Cat, Canino Houndhowl, Lilith, Rachel, Officer Keino, Ching Chong, Unnamed priest Spas the Cat, Canino Houndhowl, Lilith, Rachel, Ching Chong, Unnamed priest The fail-tastic union of Chris and Ivy.
SchuComicSP3P1.jpg Giant Penis Comic Special 3 "Penis Comic" None Ivy, Officer Keino The even more fail-tastic honeymoon of Chris and Ivy.
SchuComicSP4P1.jpg Sonichu Special 4 Special 4 "Gun Comic" Kacey, Kacey's mom, Kacey's dad, Liquid Chris Kacey, Kacey's mom, Kacey's dad, Liquid Chris Chris rescues Kacey from Liquid (though it's unclear why Kacey needs to be rescued if she's in a consensual relationship with Liquid), shoots Liquid in the shins, and then makes out with Kacey. Only special to be fully finished.


Chris has claimed that in total he plans to complete 50 to 100 issues in his life time.

Sonichu Season 2

On 27 May 2010, Chris announced that he was abandoning the CWCipedia to the trolls. However, in doing so, he abandoned the Sonichu franchise altogether thanks to his unfamiliarity with the copyright process. Due to this, the Sonichu franchise has been split between both Vivian Gee and Alec Benson Leary. Currently, a new season has begun thanks to Vivian's work.

Adaptations and related work

External links

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