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In what may be the world's only attempt at cross-comic retconning, [[Chris]] attempted to alter the plot of Alec Benson Leary's ''[[Asperchu]]'' comic from within the pages of ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' during the course of his feud with him in [[January 2010]].
sandbox.


==History==
rewrite shitty transformers articles here.
After Alec began to include more [[List of Sonichu characters|Sonichu characters]] in his comic other than Sonichu himself, Chris quickly took notice, and much tard-raging soon ensued. Whilst portraying [[Sonichu]] as a [[homo]] was bad enough for Chris, apparently tarring the [[Chaotic Combo]] with the same brush was a step too far for him.


Chris's solution was to [[retcon]] the events of ''Asperchu'' in his own comic such that all instances of his characters appearing in ''Asperchu'' were really just other Sonichus being forced to to play the characters by Alec. In a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone conversation]] with Alec, Chris revealed that he did this because he believes cartoon characters [[Chris and reality|all really exist in some parallel universe]], citing ''Who Framed Roger Rabbit'' as a template for this idea, and explaining that by making a work featuring the characters from his comic, he was therefore changing that parallel world into one in which they were homos, which his characters would allegedly resent. Of course, attempting to change the canon of another author's comics without permission was nowhere near insulting enough for Chris to be satisfied, so he also placed Alec himself in the story and portrayed him as a kidnapper and [[Rape|rapist]], as well as stole [[Asperchu/Background#Supporting characters|several characters]] original to Asperchu. Listed below are his bastardizations of each character, and what he did to make them that way.


== Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo ==
[[Image:Robovagina.jpg|thumb|Excelina shows off her [[Wikipedia:Primus (Transformers)|PRIMUS]]-GIVEN ROBOT VAGINA. Son-Chu stands by her side.]]
[[Image:Chrisworship.jpg|thumb|The new Sonichus bowing down in worship of Chris. Clearly being cured of their Asperger's did wonders for their minds and social skills.]]
In the world of Asperchu, Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo are a group of heroic vigilantes fighting an underground guerrilla war in the streets of CWCville to free the town from the despotic clutches of [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and return the rightful [[Liquid Chris|Mayor]] to power. They are given much better characterization than Chris originally gave them, and Alec made Wild and Magi-chan [[Homos|gay]] to play off their obvious homosexual inclinations in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. Wild is seen to be in a relationship with [[Simonchu]] as a parody of his relationship with his sub-par knockoff [[Simonla]] in the main comics, and after Wild dies he also dates [[Magi-Chan]]. Over the course of the comic, the entire Combo is eventually wiped out, with Wild, Punchy and Angelica being murdered by Metal Asperchu to establish his status as a threatening villain, Bubbles covertly assassinated by [[Silvana Rosechu]] in an infiltration mission, and Magi-Chan later killed in the battle for [[CWCville]], also by Silvana. Sonichu survived these events, and later went on to become a villain himself.


In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris responded to the events of Asperchu by retconning it in his own comic. After destroying the 4-cent building, Chris and [[Ultra Sonichu]] flew away to Minnesota where the Asperchu comics took place and encountered the actors who portrayed the Sonichu characters in Asperchu. Chris established that they were in fact ''different'' Sonichus and Rosechus, with different names and identities, who just so happened to look exactly like the characters of Sonichu canon. They explain that Alec had captured them and was forcing them against their will to pretend to be the Chaotic Combo, pretend to die, and even "make a false god out of" [[Liquid Chris]]<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P54.jpg]]</ref> among other things, for reasons that will only ever make sense in Chris's [[autism]]-riddled mind. The fake Sonichu says had "[[Chris and his ego|prayed for forgiveness from the real Christian]]"<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P56.jpg]]</ref> for these heinous crimes.
According to [[CWCipedia]], the '''Samurai Pizza Bots''' are a cadre of [[Transformers]] who protect the city of [[CWCville]] from enemy attack. Since they didn't appear until [[Sonichu 9|issue nine]], one wonders why the hell these giant combat robots haven't been helping [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian]] and [[Sonichu]] not get their heads kicked in by a variety of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|implausible super-villains]].


In addition to this, they claim to have been "cursed"<ref>[[:File:SchuComic10P57.jpg]]</ref> with [[Asperger's Syndrome]] by Alec, following Chris's belief that Asperger's Syndrome is both completely different from the supposedly harmless regular autism that he has and is a literal disease that can be "caught" or "cured". Chris gives this as the reason why the characters seemed to have personalities in Asperchu but were all cardboard cutouts in his comic; the Asperger's Syndrome gave them all social problems and made them act weird, like they did in the Asperchu comic when they had personalities. In Chris's mind, ''normal'' people act like Saturday morning cartoon characters, like they do in his comic.
==The who, now?==


Ultra Sonichu then uses his Chaotic Remedy to immediately cure them of their Asperger's and revert them back into their old selves (begging the question of why he couldn't instantly cure Chris's autism too), and the characters one by one give their real names, show off the extremely minor design changes Chris made to differentiate them from his characters, and list all the ways their lives had improved in the ten seconds since they were cured.
Apparently, the streets of CWCville are patrolled by a handful of Autobots whose cover job is that of pizza delivery. One of their number turns into a samurai robot. This seems justification enough to call them the Samurai Pizza Bots, which in no way resembles [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|an obscure anime]] from the early 90s.


In response to complaints in the [[mailbag]] that he was portraying himself and Sonichu as [[Chris and religion#God complex|Messianic figures]], Chris  himself then arrives, having been absent outside of his role as narrator for the past few pages, and finds the newly regenerated Sonichus and Rosechus bowing down in prayer to him, having mistaken him for God. Chris takes the time to explain to them that he was not really God, but merely [[Chris and his ego|his humble messenger on Earth]].
There are five members of the Samurai Pizza Bots:


Following that, Metal Asperchu shows up and randomly attacks them, leading to a fight scene in which he is of course destroyed in the space of a couple pages. Chris and Sonichu then head inside to destroy Alec's [[Xbox 360]], whilst the new Sonichus gang up on and [[Chris and the law|mercilessly beat Alec for drawing them poorly]].
===[[Son-Chu]]===
 
Chris's own Transformer. Why a powerful, intergalactic, shape changing robot is in his service is beyond us. Like most things in his comic, it's there because Chris thinks it's awesome. Yeah, we have some different standards of awesome here.
 
===Excelina===
 
A motorcycle with a blatantly obvious hologram "rider". Men are courteously informed that she is just a hologram. Just in case you thought Chris's art had gotten even worse. Based on Chris's [[Simonla|naming conventions]], the name itself is probably ripped off from Excelina of ''[[Anime|Steel Angel Kurumi]]'', or possibly ''[[Excel Saga]]'', which Chris has [[Parody|parodied]] before. In [[Episode 20]], Excelina exposes her robot vagina for reasons that remain unclear.
 
However, it is possible that Excelina is a rip-off of Archerina, a minor villain from the end of ''Power Rangers Zeo''/''Choriki Sentai Ohranger''.
[[Image:Archer.jpg|thumb|right|Excelina, the [[Power Rangers|Archerina]] rip off]]
 
From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Excelina</ref>
{{quotebox|Slick, cool, and full of style in her attacks. Our other Cycle-Bot, Excelina knows all the shortcuts throughout Cwcville. When a Bad Bot is afoot, she can get there faster than a 10-Second or FREE Deal in her [[Homos|Hot Pink]] Cycle Mode. She is [[Chris and sex|Strong-Fisted]] Up-Close, but her main weapon is [[Death threats|Sniper]]-Style. When she needs a good shot, she needs space. }}
 
===Bumble-Lumba===
 
The most assuredly retarded Bumblebee ripoff.
 
From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Bumble-Lumba</ref>
{{quotebox|A Yellow/Green Bug-Car, Bumble-Lumba not only delivers [[Obesity|pizzas]] quick and slick, but when a Decepti-Clone attacks a nearby [[Virginia is for Virgins|Couple]] or two, he does not hesitate to paralyze the bot with his stingers and kick its ass back to [[PVCC|PVCCitizens]]. }}
 
===[[Armoraxe]]===
 
The armored, axe-wielding vehicle named for his charming wit and propensity for [[Random-access_humor|wisecracks]].
 
From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Armoraxe</ref>
{{quotebox|Rockin' And Stompin hard while [[Alcohol|Partying]] with the 52 Pies from the shop, Armoraxe is a real [[Guitar Hero]]. Having the strong armor from his Heavy-Beat Van Mode makes him TOUGH. He attacks the Bad Bots with his Sharp Axe, that can also transform into a Plasma Rifle; when he Plays That Beat, HE WAILS!!! }}
 
===[[Prower]]===
 
The samurai motorcycle thingy owned by [[Punchy Sonichu]] and ridden brazenly like a man-pony at an S'n'M club, and in absolutely no way ripping off of Miles Prower aka Tails.
 
From the [[CWCipedia]]:<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Prower</ref>
{{quotebox|Punchy's Motorbike is also an Autobot. Sidecar to make strong armor for the quick, slick and stealthy Prower. He relies on his Ninjitsu, [[Cutco|Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands]], Shuriken Stars and holographic images make him a Sharp close-bot-attacker.}}
 
==Totally original and not at all stolen==
 
Once again, these vehicles—a Ford Escort, two motorcycles of unknown make (because Chris knows dick about motorcycles, let alone cars, and draws what's supposed to be a Beetle), a Scion xB, and ''an '09 Camaro'' (totally ''not'' ripping off [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]] in the Transformers movie)—are used to deliver for a local pizzeria, adorned with a logo that integrates the Autobot symbol, and are seen in association with the local [[Chaotic Combo|team of superpowered whackjobs]]. Given that the whole idea behind Transformer altmodes is to be discreet, it might be safe to assume that the Autobots use CWCville as a dumping ground for Autobots too stupid to live. Given that [[wikipedia:Dinobots|retarded robot dinosaurs]] and [[wikipedia:Skids_(Transformers)|blatantly offensive]] [[wikipedia:Mudflap_(Transformers)|racist caricatures]] are active members, that's saying something.
 
==The Absent Robomen==
 
Let me guess, at this point you're wondering where the hell they've been since the beginning of the comic. That's a damn good question, and given that Chris seems to imply the SPB have been around for some time, it's one that really should be answered. Were the Autobots new in town, perhaps to help hold the line while Mayor Mary Sue was [[Mass Debating|buggering off]] in the [[Time Void]], that might be reasonable (as reasonable as yet another intellectual property coming to town would be). As-is, it seems that the Samurai Pizza Bots have been too busy doing their cover jobs correctly to indulge the petty desires of an [[autistic]] man-child, waiting until the enemies they're supposed to be fighting show up.
 
...Hmmm, maybe they're not that bad after all.
 
==Gallery of plagiarism==


<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:Michael Sonichu.jpg|Michael Sonichu, based on [[Sonichu]].
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg|S.A.V. = Animated [[Wikipedia:Swindle (Transformers)|Swindle]]
Image:Kitty Rosechu.jpg|Kitty Rosechu, based on [[Bubbles]].
Image:RClina.jpg|Excelina = [[Wikipedia:Arcee|Arcee]] (movie version). Sadly, this can't even be considered a recolor because he didn't change the colors. The name probably makes reference to [[Excel Saga]].  
Image:Bobby Sonichu.jpg|Bobby Sonichu, based on [[Wild]].
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|[[Punislav]] = Barricade (movie version)
Image:Trisha Rosechu.jpg|Trisha Rosechu, based on [[Angelica]].
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg|Bumble-Lumba = Animated [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]]
Image:Swift Sonichu.jpg|Swift Sonichu, based on [[Magi-Chan]].
Image:Prowl_prower.jpg|Prower = Animated [[Wikipedia:Prowl (Transformers)|Prowl]]. Punchy was probably trying to name him "Prowl" but couldn't pronounce the "l" sound because he's Asian.
Image:Whisp Sonichu.jpg|Whisp Sonichu, based on [[Punchy]].
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG|Armoraxe = Animated [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)|Soundwave]]. Not only did he become stupid looking, but now he's an Autobot! This is an insult!
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>


== Mitch Sonichu ==
==References==
[[Image:MitchSonichu.jpg|thumb|Mitch Sonichu after his transformation. Notice him giving Chris the finger.]]
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{{quote|Flyin' high and lookin' fine!|[[Angelica|Trisha Rosechu]], on Mitch Sonichu's new look.}}


Mitch Sonichu is the outlier of Chris's alterations, in that he was an attempt to change [[Asperchu|Asperchu himself]] into a bland [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] character, rather than just Chris retaking what he believes to be his original characters, as was the case with Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo.
==See also==
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Jerkop Punislav]]


Chris had indicated in a previous [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call with Alec]] that he believes cartoons to [[Chris and reality|exist in a parallel reality]], and that what is written in comic books can influence and change that cartoon universe. Whilst Chris has given conflicting accounts of just how much power the author has over the characters in his comic books (for example, he believes Sonichu acts completely of his own free will in his comic but the same is not true of ''Asperchu'') he seemed to hold the view that Asperchu was independent enough from Alec that he would resent the name he had been given and would be aware of the fact that he was deliberately written to be a loser with a mental disability. It can be inferred from this that Chris saw the character of Mitch as the person who Asperchu apparently ''really'' wanted to be, and he changed him into Mitch in his comic in a bizarre act of charity to the fictional character, though he probably still did it more to spite Alec than anything else.
{{Sonichu}}


Asperchu was transformed alongside Alec's versions of Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo, and also took part in the fight with Metal Asperchu shortly afterwards. He was the most prominently featured of the transformed hedgehogs, and he seemed to be portrayed as the effective "leader" of the group. As "Mitch", he allegedly became smarter, more confident and better-looking than his previous self.
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Transformers]]
Like most characters that Chris creates based on events that occur around him, Mitch fades into the background shortly after being introduced and is never seen again.


== Basement Rosechus ==
[[Image:SchuComic11P80.jpg|thumb|Chris offers an important clarification on the complex topic of hamster/Rosechu rape]]


{{quote|You just had them in prison and you treated them like hamsters... You know, just keep them in cages, giant hamster wheels, giant water bottles, nn...and food pellets.|[[Chris]], [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]}}


The Basement Rosechus are a group of four [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] supposedly rescued from the basement of [[Alec Benson Leary]] in [[Sonichu 10]] shortly after the defeat of Metal Asperchu. Starved, dirty and traumatized, they are the first characters that actually seem congruous with the grim backdrop of [[CWCville]].
[Image:ArmoraxeBot.jpg|thumb]]


In typical [[Chris and writing|Chris style]], each is distinguished by some form of impairment or distinctive costume rather than any genuine personality. After being given a motivational speech by [[Sonichu]], they are promptly stuffed into one of CWCville's soup hotels and forgotten about.
'''Armoraxe''' is one of Chris's ripped off [[Transformers]], designed after Soundwave of ''Transformers Animated''.  


They may have been created in response to the then-latest issue of Asperchu, as immediately following Chris's earlier retcons in Sonichu 10, Asperchu had continued as normal, featuring the funeral of the Chaotic Combo and introducing the character of [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]] into the comic for the first time. Whether they were made to also retcon the Asperchu version of Rosechu into another character or whether they were just made for the sake of demonizing Alec further remains unknown.
==Original Character==
His vehicle form is that of a minivan, perhaps more specifically a [[Wikipedia:Scion xB|Scion xB]]. In its robot form, it carries a boombox on its shoulders and wields a guitar. Due to Chris's lack of talent, it is difficult to discern if his face is on the boombox itself or where he has a separate head that is in front of it. Chris describes him as being a "real [[Guitar Hero]]". He apparently attacks by playing his guitar, which can transform into a plasma rifle. According to Chris, "when he Plays That Beat, HE WAILS!!!", whatever the hell that means.


Not long after publishing the pages featuring these characters, Chris released a video with one of his [[5_February_2010|classic insincere apologies]], backing off from the implication that Alec would entertain himself by abusing and raping innocent women. According to Chris's retroactive account of the situation, the Basement Rosechus were merely kept in large cages and treated like hamsters.
In yet another example out of thousands that show how shitty Chris's comic is, when Chris took down the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] through the power of Rock, Chris showed up in [[Son-Chu]] instead of Armoraxe, and Son-Chu turned into a mobile rock stage. He didn't bring along Armoraxe at all. Armoraxe's entire ''raison d'être'' is that he's a walking talking robotic sound system with a guitar, and the one fucking time he could have been at all useful, Chris chose to Mary Sue his shitwagon.


==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:brittay.JPG|Essentially the [[Rosechu (species)|regular Rosechu]], right down to a proclivity for [[Women's rights|strutting around in slutty clothes]], but famished and [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|dirty]] in appearance. The end of her tail appears to have been chewed on at some point.
Image:ArmoraxeVehicle.jpg
Image:bride.JPG|A Rosechu in a waifish-looking wedding dress. She was apparently betrothed to [[Asperchu]] but was declared too weak and feeble and was cast aside.
Image:ArmorWave.jpg|We report, you decide...
Image:moe.JPG|A bald Rosechu with rickets and square eyes. Inadvertently or otherwise, her tail resembles a hockey stick.
Image:maryrosechu.JPG|A paraplegic Rosechu who had apparently gone without a wheelchair for most of her existence. Sonichu graciously gives her one. She is missing ear for unexplained reasons.
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>


==Alec's other characters==
==See Also==
[[Image:metalasperchu.jpg|thumb|Comparison of Metal Asperchu in the original comic and Metal Asperchu in Sonichu 10. [[Chris and his ego|Guess which one Chris believes is better?]]]]
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Chris and tracing]]
*[[Transformers]]


As mentioned above, whilst Chris was screwing around with a comic that wasn't his to alter, he decided to go all the way and stole several characters original to Asperchu.
[[Category:Transformers]]


The first is Metal Asperchu, the primary villain of the ''Asperchu'' series in the early issues of the comic. In the original comic, he was created by the [[troll]] lord Sinestro as a way to track down the seven [[Sonichu Balls|Chaos Pickles]] he needed for his evil plan. He was based on Asperchu for unknown reasons, and quickly became independent of his master, ignoring his commands and later outright betraying him, all for the ultimate goal of collecting the Chaos Pickles. He was also the one who killed Wild, Punchy and Angelica.


In ''Sonichu'', he was basically turned into a random robot attacker, of no more threat than the average [[Jerkop]], and he was drawn more like a Mega Man Robot Master than his original design. Given that the character was a major source of conflict in ''Asperchu'', and Chris hates conflict or tension of any kind, he was introduced in Sonichu 10 for the sole purpose of being destroyed as quickly as possible, to get rid of an unwanted threat to his characters. He is implied in the comic to be working for Alec Benson Leary, and he addresses Chris in the dialogue as the "original creator". Whether this is a reference to Chris's status as the original creator of the characters he had just changed or was an accusation of Metal Asperchu being based on Chris's [[Metal Sonichu]] is unknown.


The second character Chris steals is Asperchu's [[Asperchu/Background#Supporting characters|Grandma Snorlax]], a parody of [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], who sometimes featured in scenes set at Asperchu's house in the original comic, often seen propped up against the sagging wall of the house. In ''Sonichu'', she gets a one panel cameo as Sonichu flies over towards the house before he meets the Asper-Combo, seen in the background propped up behind the house, just like in ''Asperchu''. Why Chris bothered to include her at all when her only real purpose as a character is to make fun of his mother is not clear.


==Alec himself==
Alec himself was also included in the comic as the diabolical hamster/Rosechu rapist who had captured the Asper-Combo and given them [[Asperger's Syndrome]], as part of his evil plan to make them pretend to be the real Chaotic Combo and act out their fictional deaths. After Metal Asperchu was defeated, the gang of seven Sonichus all ganged up on him and beat him up in vengeance off-panel. He was later put on trial and killed for the murder of [[Simonla]], along with the other three minds behind the Asperchu saga, Mao, [[Evan]] and Sean.


==Alec's reaction==
{{quote|Hey bitches! Razzle Dazzle!|Mitch Chu, making his ''fabulous'' debut.}}


In typical Chris fashion, after making these modifications, Chris [[Cwc blog#January_19_2009|stated in a blog post]] that, whilst he has no association to Alec or his comic, he would "forgive" Alec for his wrongdoings if he introduced his changes into the ''Asperchu'' comic.


Rather than comply with this "extreme electric makeover" however, Alec simply continued with his comic unaltered, save for references and in-jokes related to the incident. For example, several of the retconned characters were introduced as new characters separate from the ''Asperchu'' iterations of the ''Sonichu'' characters that Chris had tried to change.


Whisp Sonichu, for instance, appeared at the Chaotic Funeral, introduced as Punchy's [[Spanish]] speaking [[slow in the mind]] cousin. Alec also introduced some of the Basement Rosechus in a cameo role, where they were seen in the Albville Soup Hotel as being refugees from [[CWCville]] where they had previously lived as Ian's sex slaves.


Arguably the biggest impact of the retcons was that Alec adopted the character of Mitch Sonichu into his canon, but not as a revamped Asperchu, but instead as a new character called Mitch Chu. As a not-so-subtle response to the quite camp nature of Mitch Sonichu's ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'', Mitch Chu was rather obviously gay and seemed to hold steady employ as a stylist.


As well as this, Mitch Chu was also often used as a device to take pot shots at Chris in the comic. His backstory was established in Issue 3, implying that he was [[rape]]d as a young [[Sonee]] by [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], Chris's comic incarnation. There was also something of a running joke in the comic that Ian would frequently confuse Mitch, Sonichu and Asperchu with each other, as they were all essentially different versions of the same character. In the side comic [[Sonichu Revolution]], Mitch also appeared as the narrator and a guide for [[Sonichu]] during his journey through the land of [[copyright]] infringement, parodying Chris's treatment of copyright in his work and destroying everything that used previously existing characters. The comic ends with Mitch being murdered by Chris with an axe at his own request, because he was also a copyright infringing abomination.


Mitch was last seen in the comic in ghost form, taunting Sonichu, in a sequence parodying the Sorrow boss battle from [[Metal Gear Solid|Metal Gear Solid 3]].
{{quote|[[Punchy]]'s Motorbike is also an [[Autobot]]. Sidecar to make strong armor for the quick, slick and stealthy Prower. He relies on his [[Wikipedia:Ninjutsu|Ninjitsu]], Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images make him a Sharp close-bot-attacker.|[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Prower CWCipedia]}}


==Sauces==
[[Image:ProwerVehicle2.jpg|left|thumb|Punchy taking his [[Layla|bitch]] for a stroll]]
[[Image:Prowl_prower.jpg|thumb|Not similar at all]]
 
'''Prower''' (sometimes spelled '''Prowler''') is [[Punchy Sonichu]]'s [[Transformers|Autobot]] motorcycle.
 
Prower shares many similarities with the Autobot cyber-ninja [[Wikipedia:Prowl (Transformers)|Prowl]] from the ''Transformers'' animated series, such as their samurai armor (which is a sidecar in vehicle-mode), their name, their vehicle-mode, and the fact that both are ninjas, relying on stealth, holographic images and [[Wikipedia:shuriken|shurikens]] to fight. Chris once again proves to be a creative genius who never ripped anything off ever in any way.
 
In the [[CWCipedia]] article for [[Punchy Sonichu]], Chris elaborates on the circumstances under which Punchy and Prower met. It basically amounts to Punchy noticing a motorcycle, talking to it, and it talking back (of note: in the exchange, Prower seems to be far more well-versed in [[random-access humor]] than Punchy, despite Chris frequently expounding on the latter's prowess in that area.) The two then nonsensically agree to be [[homos|partners]]. Chris also cutely dubs them "[[Chris and sex|Friends of the Fist]]".<ref>http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu</ref>
 
It is also worth noting that Prower is extremely close to how a stereotypical Asian would pronounce "Prowler," perhaps a reference to Punchy's perceived ethnicity. Another coincidence is that our [[autistic]] hero has, amongst the ocean of useless junk that lies in his bedroom, a Prowl model, which is briefly shown in Chris' video [[CWCFlyingElephants]].
 
In a last display of intellectual theft, "Prower" is also the last name of the character Tails in ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]''.
 
==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Power]]
 
== References ==
<references/>
<references/>
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Transformers]]
[[Image:SAVBot.jpg|thumb|The [[English|Scroundral]] As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.]]
A '''Decepti-Clone''' is a robot featured in Chris's [[Sonichu]] comic series, starting in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. According to the [[CWCipedia]], the three robots are said to be total knockoffs of various [[Wikipedia:Decepticon|Decepticons]] from the popular ''[[Transformers]]'' animated series, comics and movies, created by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] as their own personal Transformer force.
They originated in, which is to say Chris stole them from, the [[Transformers|''Transformers'' video game]] for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies that could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. You know, like [[Jerkops]].
== Decepti-Clone roles ==
As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission is to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in [[CWCville]]. The [[Jerkop Punislav|Punislavs]] mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and [[Crackder]]s do the work on their own.
Interestingly enough, it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S.A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]] wore in the [[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie|original Transformers movie]]. Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of the entire race, but leadership of a small group, like the antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam]]'' series.
== Known Decepti-Clones ==
*S.A.V. ("Scoundrels As Vessels") - Resembles [[Megatron]] (Generation 2)
*[[Crackder]] - Resembles [[Wikipedia:Thundercracker|Thundercracker]]
*[[Jerkop Punislav|Punislav]]
== Sauces ==
*http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Scoundrals_As_Vessels Scoundrals As Vessels]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Crackder Crackder]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Punislav Punislav]
== See also ==
*[[Transformers]]
*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]]
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[[Image:CrackderVehicle.jpg|thumb|left|This jet looks confusing]]
[[Image:CrackderBot.jpg|thumb|Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche]]
'''Cracker''' is a [[Transformers|"Change-Bot"]] that appeared in [[Sonichu 4|issue 4]] of [[Sonichu]]. It is a jet-style Transformer, not unlike the Seekers &mdash; i.e. the many repaints of [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]].
While similar to [[Clyde Cash|Starscream]], Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the ''[[Transformers]]:Cybertron'' series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a [[Wikipedia:Gobots|Gobot]]), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a [[Decepti-Clone]], and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).
His name is a portmanteau of the Decepticons Thundercracker and...um...Thundercracker.
{{quote|JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning.|{{CWCipedia link|Crackder}} is not even allowed to be an individual}}
==Gallery of plagiarism==
<center><gallery>
Image:CrackderISthundercracker.jpg|Crackder = Cybertron
Image:Crackder-mugshot.jpg | Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.
Image:Crackder-back.jpg|Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE
</gallery></center>


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Asperchu]]
*[[Prower]]
*[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 6]]
*[[Son-Chu]]
*[[5_February_2010|I Am Alive]]
*[[Niggos|Cracker]]
 
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[[Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE]]
 
'''Jerkop Punislav''' (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser/[[Samurai Pizza Bots|decepti-clone]] of the [[Jerkop|Jerk Operation Squad]]. The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only [[Transformers|replicate what Michael Bay shows]] to his stupid autistic brain.
 
Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.
 
The inscription on the side of Punislav reads "To Shatter and Torture All Hearts".
 
The Punislav was most likely created because Chris got [[Chris and the Law|one too many speeding tickets]], so he decided to pretend all [[Virginia]] State Troopers were all [[Jerkops|big, mean robots]] out to kill him, when in fact, they're trying to protect the [[slow-in-the-minds|noble residents of Virginia]] from Christian's shitty driving.
 
All Punislav cruisers registered in [[CWCville]] are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels, an attribute making it so blatantly obvious that he hates the police, that it earns Christian 1 axe to [[Bob Walks In|cut down his internet.]]
 
Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have [[Molvanîa|Slavic]] origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (from the inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of Barricade), but [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|was afraid to use the word "slave"]], probably because he thinks it means "[[niggo]]". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, and since the Slavs are an ethnic group, this is yet another display (albeit unintentionally) of Chris's racism.
 
==See also:==
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*[[Son-Chu]]
*[[Jerkops]]
*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]]
*[[Transformers]]


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==Punislavs==

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Excelina shows off her PRIMUS-GIVEN ROBOT VAGINA. Son-Chu stands by her side.

According to CWCipedia, the Samurai Pizza Bots are a cadre of Transformers who protect the city of CWCville from enemy attack. Since they didn't appear until issue nine, one wonders why the hell these giant combat robots haven't been helping Christian and Sonichu not get their heads kicked in by a variety of implausible super-villains.

The who, now?

Apparently, the streets of CWCville are patrolled by a handful of Autobots whose cover job is that of pizza delivery. One of their number turns into a samurai robot. This seems justification enough to call them the Samurai Pizza Bots, which in no way resembles an obscure anime from the early 90s.

There are five members of the Samurai Pizza Bots:

Son-Chu

Chris's own Transformer. Why a powerful, intergalactic, shape changing robot is in his service is beyond us. Like most things in his comic, it's there because Chris thinks it's awesome. Yeah, we have some different standards of awesome here.

Excelina

A motorcycle with a blatantly obvious hologram "rider". Men are courteously informed that she is just a hologram. Just in case you thought Chris's art had gotten even worse. Based on Chris's naming conventions, the name itself is probably ripped off from Excelina of Steel Angel Kurumi, or possibly Excel Saga, which Chris has parodied before. In Episode 20, Excelina exposes her robot vagina for reasons that remain unclear.

However, it is possible that Excelina is a rip-off of Archerina, a minor villain from the end of Power Rangers Zeo/Choriki Sentai Ohranger.

Excelina, the Archerina rip off

From the CWCipedia:[1]

Slick, cool, and full of style in her attacks. Our other Cycle-Bot, Excelina knows all the shortcuts throughout Cwcville. When a Bad Bot is afoot, she can get there faster than a 10-Second or FREE Deal in her Hot Pink Cycle Mode. She is Strong-Fisted Up-Close, but her main weapon is Sniper-Style. When she needs a good shot, she needs space.

Bumble-Lumba

The most assuredly retarded Bumblebee ripoff.

From the CWCipedia:[2]

A Yellow/Green Bug-Car, Bumble-Lumba not only delivers pizzas quick and slick, but when a Decepti-Clone attacks a nearby Couple or two, he does not hesitate to paralyze the bot with his stingers and kick its ass back to PVCCitizens.

Armoraxe

The armored, axe-wielding vehicle named for his charming wit and propensity for wisecracks.

From the CWCipedia:[3]

Rockin' And Stompin hard while Partying with the 52 Pies from the shop, Armoraxe is a real Guitar Hero. Having the strong armor from his Heavy-Beat Van Mode makes him TOUGH. He attacks the Bad Bots with his Sharp Axe, that can also transform into a Plasma Rifle; when he Plays That Beat, HE WAILS!!!

Prower

The samurai motorcycle thingy owned by Punchy Sonichu and ridden brazenly like a man-pony at an S'n'M club, and in absolutely no way ripping off of Miles Prower aka Tails.

From the CWCipedia:[4]

Punchy's Motorbike is also an Autobot. Sidecar to make strong armor for the quick, slick and stealthy Prower. He relies on his Ninjitsu, Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images make him a Sharp close-bot-attacker.

Totally original and not at all stolen

Once again, these vehicles—a Ford Escort, two motorcycles of unknown make (because Chris knows dick about motorcycles, let alone cars, and draws what's supposed to be a Beetle), a Scion xB, and an '09 Camaro (totally not ripping off Bumblebee in the Transformers movie)—are used to deliver for a local pizzeria, adorned with a logo that integrates the Autobot symbol, and are seen in association with the local team of superpowered whackjobs. Given that the whole idea behind Transformer altmodes is to be discreet, it might be safe to assume that the Autobots use CWCville as a dumping ground for Autobots too stupid to live. Given that retarded robot dinosaurs and blatantly offensive racist caricatures are active members, that's saying something.

The Absent Robomen

Let me guess, at this point you're wondering where the hell they've been since the beginning of the comic. That's a damn good question, and given that Chris seems to imply the SPB have been around for some time, it's one that really should be answered. Were the Autobots new in town, perhaps to help hold the line while Mayor Mary Sue was buggering off in the Time Void, that might be reasonable (as reasonable as yet another intellectual property coming to town would be). As-is, it seems that the Samurai Pizza Bots have been too busy doing their cover jobs correctly to indulge the petty desires of an autistic man-child, waiting until the enemies they're supposed to be fighting show up.

...Hmmm, maybe they're not that bad after all.

Gallery of plagiarism

  • S.A.V. = Animated Swindle

  • Excelina = Arcee (movie version). Sadly, this can't even be considered a recolor because he didn't change the colors. The name probably makes reference to Excel Saga.

  • Punislav = Barricade (movie version)

  • Bumble-Lumba = Animated Bumblebee

  • Prower = Animated Prowl. Punchy was probably trying to name him "Prowl" but couldn't pronounce the "l" sound because he's Asian.

  • Armoraxe = Animated Soundwave. Not only did he become stupid looking, but now he's an Autobot! This is an insult!

  • Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker

References

  1. ↑ http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Excelina
  2. ↑ http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Bumble-Lumba
  3. ↑ http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Armoraxe
  4. ↑ http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Prower

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[Image:ArmoraxeBot.jpg|thumb]]

Armoraxe is one of Chris's ripped off Transformers, designed after Soundwave of Transformers Animated.

Original Character

His vehicle form is that of a minivan, perhaps more specifically a Scion xB. In its robot form, it carries a boombox on its shoulders and wields a guitar. Due to Chris's lack of talent, it is difficult to discern if his face is on the boombox itself or where he has a separate head that is in front of it. Chris describes him as being a "real Guitar Hero". He apparently attacks by playing his guitar, which can transform into a plasma rifle. According to Chris, "when he Plays That Beat, HE WAILS!!!", whatever the hell that means.

In yet another example out of thousands that show how shitty Chris's comic is, when Chris took down the 4-cent_garbage.com building in Sonichu #10 through the power of Rock, Chris showed up in Son-Chu instead of Armoraxe, and Son-Chu turned into a mobile rock stage. He didn't bring along Armoraxe at all. Armoraxe's entire raison d'être is that he's a walking talking robotic sound system with a guitar, and the one fucking time he could have been at all useful, Chris chose to Mary Sue his shitwagon.

Gallery

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  • We report, you decide...

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“ Punchy's Motorbike is also an Autobot. Sidecar to make strong armor for the quick, slick and stealthy Prower. He relies on his Ninjitsu, Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images make him a Sharp close-bot-attacker. ”
CWCipedia
Punchy taking his bitch for a stroll
Not similar at all

Prower (sometimes spelled Prowler) is Punchy Sonichu's Autobot motorcycle.

Prower shares many similarities with the Autobot cyber-ninja Prowl from the Transformers animated series, such as their samurai armor (which is a sidecar in vehicle-mode), their name, their vehicle-mode, and the fact that both are ninjas, relying on stealth, holographic images and shurikens to fight. Chris once again proves to be a creative genius who never ripped anything off ever in any way.

In the CWCipedia article for Punchy Sonichu, Chris elaborates on the circumstances under which Punchy and Prower met. It basically amounts to Punchy noticing a motorcycle, talking to it, and it talking back (of note: in the exchange, Prower seems to be far more well-versed in random-access humor than Punchy, despite Chris frequently expounding on the latter's prowess in that area.) The two then nonsensically agree to be partners. Chris also cutely dubs them "Friends of the Fist".[1]

It is also worth noting that Prower is extremely close to how a stereotypical Asian would pronounce "Prowler," perhaps a reference to Punchy's perceived ethnicity. Another coincidence is that our autistic hero has, amongst the ocean of useless junk that lies in his bedroom, a Prowl model, which is briefly shown in Chris' video CWCFlyingElephants.

In a last display of intellectual theft, "Prower" is also the last name of the character Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog.

See also

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References

  1. ↑ http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Punchy_Sonichu








The Scroundral As Vessel. Totally original do not steal.

A Decepti-Clone is a robot featured in Chris's Sonichu comic series, starting in Sonichu #9. According to the CWCipedia, the three robots are said to be total knockoffs of various Decepticons from the popular Transformers animated series, comics and movies, created by Mary Lee Walsh and the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as their own personal Transformer force.

They originated in, which is to say Chris stole them from, the Transformers video game for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies that could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. You know, like Jerkops.

Decepti-Clone roles

As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission is to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in CWCville. The Punislavs mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and Crackders do the work on their own.

Interestingly enough, it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S.A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one Starscream wore in the original Transformers movie. Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of the entire race, but leadership of a small group, like the antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the Mobile Suit Gundam series.

Known Decepti-Clones

Sauces

See also

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This jet looks confusing
Crackder is mad because Chris is a douche

Cracker is a "Change-Bot" that appeared in issue 4 of Sonichu. It is a jet-style Transformer, not unlike the Seekers — i.e. the many repaints of Starscream.

While similar to Starscream, Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the Transformers:Cybertron series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a Gobot), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a Decepti-Clone, and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).

His name is a portmanteau of the Decepticons Thundercracker and...um...Thundercracker.

“ JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning. ”
Crackder is not even allowed to be an individual

Gallery of plagiarism

  • Crackder = Cybertron

  • Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.

  • Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE

See also

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ORIGINAL CHARACTER HASBRO PLZ DON'T SUE

Jerkop Punislav (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser/decepti-clone of the Jerk Operation Squad. The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only replicate what Michael Bay shows to his stupid autistic brain.

Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.

The inscription on the side of Punislav reads "To Shatter and Torture All Hearts".

The Punislav was most likely created because Chris got one too many speeding tickets, so he decided to pretend all Virginia State Troopers were all big, mean robots out to kill him, when in fact, they're trying to protect the noble residents of Virginia from Christian's shitty driving.

All Punislav cruisers registered in CWCville are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels, an attribute making it so blatantly obvious that he hates the police, that it earns Christian 1 axe to cut down his internet.

Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have Slavic origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (from the inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of Barricade), but was afraid to use the word "slave", probably because he thinks it means "niggo". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, and since the Slavs are an ethnic group, this is yet another display (albeit unintentionally) of Chris's racism.

See also:

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