May 2017 tweets

See also: May 2017 Facebook posts

This page archives Chris's tweets from May 2017.

The Classic, more stitching

1 May, 8:01 pm

Chris
I did more stitching last night; here are the before and after photos.

The Classic, left sleeve repaired

2 May, 3:03 am

Chris
Tonight's (00012016) stitch work; left sleeve repaired.

Ween

2 May, 5:19 pm

Ween
Did chris call you mommy when u screwed. U know he has sexual fantasies about his mom.
Doopie
in what realm
Chris
WTF? I never said that. Whatever you've been hearing or saying right now about me is false.

The Classic, before photos for 2 May

2 May, 8:22 pm

Chris
Tonight's Before Photos: Bottom rim of the shirt.

The Classic, after photos for 2 May

3 May, 2:16 am

Chris
Finished the bottom rim area; here are the after photos.

The Classic, before photos for 3 May

3 May, 10:21 pm

Chris
Here are tonight's Before Photos (I may end up completing the project tonight. :)

Horror movies

3 May, 10:38 pm

Chris
What do you think your favorite horror or slasher film is intellectually portrays?

He linked to a video.

The Classic, after photos for 3 May

4 May, 1:41 am

Chris
The After Photos: the shirt has been restored now.

Q&A on restored shirt

4 May, 3:24 am

Fan
Is that the orginal?
Chris
Yes it is.
Fan 2
I thought the money from the auction went towards a professional restoration. You just sewed the holes up with the stitches still visible.
Chris
I went around with it to multiple cleaners and tailors; they had called it "Beyond Help"; wouldn't touch it. I did not think that; so there.

Trump’s not winning

4 May, 2:26 pm

Tara Strong
💔 innocent blood is on your hands @realDonaldTrump . Your need for "winning" will bankrupt this country and kill millions.
Chris
Yes, @realDonaldTrump, you are Not winning, and people are needlessly dying from your actions.
Tara Strong
Congratulations Health Insurance Companies. #AHCA 😡😡😡😡
Chris
Me too! 😡😡😡 Frigging Drumpf.

I feel for the veterans

5 May, 11:46 am

Tara Strong
Thank you for your service. Sorry @realDonaldTrump & his money hungry goons have turned their backs on you. [she linked to a veteran's tweet]
Chris
I feel for the veterans too. My father was one (Signal Corp, Souel Korea, after WWII); I'm glad he is not here to feel this.

Mocking Cole for requesting donations

5 May, 11:49 am

Cole Smithey
Help keep Cole Smithey's independent film criticism, video essays, and podcasts alive; pledge your monthly support through Patreon. Even just $5 a month does a lot, plus you get rewards!
Chris
Oh, My Gosh. My Half-Brother is suddenly asking for money now. I Would pledge, Bro, but you haven't apologized or made up with our mom.

Very special livestream

5 May, 6:18 pm

Chris
Very special live stream later tonight; watch for link on my Twitter.

A couple hours later, he uploaded Live Drawing Stream - 05082017.

Stress depiction

8 May, 9:35 pm

Salty Squid
So this is what @DoopieDoOver thinks about >v> she linked to an animation
Chris
With respect to @DoopieDoOver, I agree, this was dumb. You do not know what she's thinking, or has on her mind. On the flip side, the grey head-holding part, but with either silence or random thought clusters for the sound, that's my mind when Stressed

Princess Unikitty

10 May, 4:22 pm

Tara Strong
'Lego Movie's' Unikitty Gets Animated Series at Cartoon Network
Chris
I Know! Princess Unikitty is Super Cute and Happy! :D Do you think Raven would love Unikitty as much as her Pretty Pretty Pegasus? :)

Agreed on career advice

11 May, 1:22 am

Amazing Facts
Never pursue a career because others want you to. You'll be the one spending half your life at that job. Pursue your passion.
Chris
I agree with that. My dad pushed me to get the CADD education and degree; no jobs avail after graduation. Sonichu was already well-popular.

Paypal.me

11 May, 1:34 am

Chris
Please share and help me.

He linked to Paypal.me

Financial leap of faith

11 May, 1:10 pm

Chris
Hey, Bro! Our mom is taking a Major Leap of Faith, allowing her bank account to be in the red from the mortgage this month.

Help, Cole!

11 May, 4:35 pm

Chris
@colesmithey Please Help your Family here, COLE!

He linked to Paypal.me.

That's cute

14 May, 1:43 pm

DoopieDoOver
New icon!
Chris
That is really cute.  :)

Britney Spears

15 May, 3:10 pm

Chris
@britneyspears has been my background jam for video games and drawing since <2003! Thank you, Brit! We all Love You! 💖🎵🎵🎵💖

He added:

And Driving.

Dapper

16 May, 1:03 am

Britney Spears
My beautiful children on Mother's Day 💜💙💜
Chris
They look quite dapper, darling.  :)

Ranting on online dating

16 May, 8:32 pm

After watching a Planet Dolan video, in which DoopieDoOver talks about finding success at online dating, Chris ranted at her about the difficulties he's had with it.

Chris

@DoopieDoOver, I have tried online dating years in a row; mostly-to-nothing-but pretentious Trolls. With such people faking interests to tug at numerous heartstrings, I hardly believe, and can barely comprehend, how people who meet online First actually end up meeting sincere people through dating and social sites. For me, it is In Person First, or bust, and even that is difficult for me. And I just finished watching the new Planet Dolan video, with your successful online dating. I will Never Ever Understand, nor will I Ever summon any courage to meet people online, Anywhere. Dating sites, in games, ecetera! UGH! I feel jealous of every person who has been successful of online dating. And I feel upset and lonely again. I really do not want any negative responses. But,...WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO HATE EVERYTHING FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT HATE OR LOVE,... who love to take advantage of people, in general, who feel need to mess with us? And WHY is it that I attract such hurtful people? UGH! Damn Haters can go to the left & kiss off *sigh*...

Begging to Cole again

16 May, 11:56 pm

Chris tweets at an unrelated message on Cole's account, unwittingly tagging several other accounts as well.

Chris
Help Us, Please, Brother!

He linked to Paypal.me, again requesting $1,000.

Transformers porn

17 May, 7:04 pm

Ladybot3
Everyone likes drawing lewd of a robot character. Hmmm. 😤👌💦✨
Chris
There are fewer female Transformers than male; the Transformer porn is a rarity. LOL

Responding to troll questions

Chris posted a message to Facebook, reading:

Today, a Trolling-Stupid texted me that he was from the future; I replied "Go back; you forgot your 2010-2020 Sports Almanac." 😏

It was auto-posted to his Twitter, where several people commented on it. Chris replied to a couple of questions.

17 May, 10:55 pm

Troll 1
A.. a trolling-stupid what? A trolling stupid WHAT CHRIS??
Chris
Just a Trolling Stupid.
Troll 2
Isn't a lesbian transwoman basically a male crossdresser?
Chris
No