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Quote of the Now “ One more complaint! One, more, itsy-bitsy complaint! L-Ight! L-IGHT! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT! LIGHT! Okay, how could anybody confuse light for white?! And then turn it into something obviously F-[Fluttershy yay] racist?! [shakes head side to side] I never said white power. I never said white power. I said LIGHT power. [stands up and moves closer to the camera] Here's your lesson, here is your f-[Fluttershy yay] bonus lesson! Ligh, wigh, ligh, whi, ligh, whi. [clears thoat] [sits back down] OKAY?! I am not a racist. I said and I exuded with an aura sphere! Mind you, you could consider it ka-me-ha-me-ha of exuding light power! Alright!? ” Chris in Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 863 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,703 days 927 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,347 days 6,008 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,008 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now TooManyGames is an annual three-day gaming convention currently held at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center in Oaks, PA. Chris attended the convention on 22 and 23 June 2018. He wore The Classic for Day 2. He had also brought along his baseball bat. He had started a GoFundMe page to help cover costs, as he had narrowly avoided foreclosure on his home one month before. Three people donated $120. Chris acted very inappropriate towards many of the guests there by kissing and/or touching them, especially those who took pictures and video with him (including a guest who was 16 years old). This eventually culminated in him being thrown out. He reacted by having a meltdown in the venue, curling up on the floor in the fetal position. Security was brought in to escort Chris out. jab50yen helped comfort Chris alongside the mother of an autistic child who was attending the event. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris tries to find out at the Game Place if employee Lucas was the one who took his picture. (more...) In 2024, Chris recieved a message from BABSCon staff informing him of his ban from all subsequent events. Chris's futile efforts to persuade the staff were later framed and displayed at the event. (more...)

Did You Know ... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag? ... and that people actually buy it?

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