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that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update
It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

“	You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬	”
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,231 days

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,876 days

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,536 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.


Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter.

This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki.

... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville?
- ... and that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?
... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh?
- ... and that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting?
- ... and that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College?
... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan?
... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend?
- ... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eat pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day?
... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?
- ... and that Chris also believes one of his ancestors sailed aboard the Mayflower?
... that Keffals is an enabler of Chris at least since the Second Coming?

Today in Christory, in 2009, Christian answered some of the letters in Mailbag 2.

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