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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR

We currently have 2,685 articles...and counting!

Quote of the Now

“	I have a son. It’s his birthday today.	”
Barbara Chandler on 24 February (allegedly)

Article of the Now

Charlottesville Fashion Square was a shopping mall and one of the original venues for Chris's Love Quest exploits. Like all of his "Attraction Locations", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a ban from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among trolls, weens and Christorians alike. It closed in 2025.

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Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Did You Know...

... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album?
- ... and that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
- ... and that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band?
... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe?
- ... and that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?
... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him?
... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu?
... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion?
... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him?
... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"?
... that BABSCon staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 1999, Chris created Vega, the slightly-less-racist evolved form of Vegaton, and added it to the Wall of Originals.

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Da Update

It is currently March 2025. It has been...

27

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

24 February - Chris's 43rd birthday.
14 February - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at a pet store in Lynchburg.
10 February - Praetor owner Caden Peck is charged for speeding.
6 February - Chris reveals Sonichu and Rosechu talking plushes for sale on OfficialCWCmart.

Recently Uncovered Info

16 February - Downtown Mall and Fashion Square from September 2020
4 February - Quartz, Transformers, Trump from January 2021

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