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Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 1,078 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,917 days 1,142 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,562 days 6,222 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,222 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2007, Christian apologized to Megan for being too pushy. (more...) In 2020, after making a plan the night prior, Chris set out on a road trip around 7:00 AM to go to Pennsylvania. The main reason for the trip was to sign a box of items for Luke after he gave Chris money to do so. Chris also tried to uninvitedly visit a YouTuber named Emgo316 during the trip, but he no longer lived at the address Chris went to. Chris safely arrived back home in Ruckersville around 11:30 PM. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris foresaw your letter long ago? ... that Chris sends Holy Labels to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks? ... that Chris had an actual True and Honest Sweetheart that got him arrested? ... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of Jesus of Nazareth? ... that a group of trolls tried to convert Chris to Islam in jail? ... that Chris continues his begging for hand-outs to sustain the financial situation of 14BC even from behind bars? ... and Barb hasn't gotten a cent? ... that the Bible is The Simpsons and the Qur'an is Family Guy? ... that Son-Chu got totalled from Barb not giving right-of-way? ... that Chris updated the Ten Commandments? ... that Chris implied the trolling was worse than being pinned down by 5 teachers and having his screams recorded for their amusement?

Quote of the Now “ Doctor David Alan Chandler, opthalmologist of Virginia, passed on from the 1218 half into the body of his C-197 self-counterpart over a week ago. It was shocking to hear, and more shocking finding the confirmation. I do not know much about him, other than his profession, the names of his wife and child and what little Mister C., our dad, had told me. Also, he had checked my eye sight on Groundhog Day in 1996 and told me I was near-sighted and needed glasses. He distanced himself from our dad decades ago, and I hardly saw him, much less our sister, Carol, of whom I know even less. So, what am I expected to say about him when I don't know much about him? I feel in this event, but his wife, child and sister feel it worse, since they were closer to him than I was. I'm sorry I couldn't say much else about Alan, of my two half-brothers who prescribed me my first pair of glasses. That's all. Thank you, Alan. See you again after the Merge completes. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky. Da Update It is currently October 2026. It has been... 40 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 194 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 7 October - Chris publishes Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated). 6 October - Chris changes his usernames on his social media accounts to remove references of his being Jesus Christ. 17 September - Chris uploads JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music) and its subtitled version. 14 September - Chris uploads TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever). 13 September - Chris's writes about his half-brother David Alan Chandler on Bluesky. 7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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