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Welcome to the BSHITVILLE!

The encyclopedia about Christine Weston Chandler, Supreme Deity CPU mother of sonichu and friends #mergeisreal.

We currently have 2,850 articles...and none of them is true, cuz we are a bunch of dickheads. Go to Christine twitter for the absolute truth and pls buy the merch!

Any names, or persons, discussed in this bshit wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise Trollage, cuz that's what we are.

Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

186

days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.

1,538

days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.

2,530

days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.

2,963

days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Christine needs the money you stupid, mean dirty trolls

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Article of the Now

Asperchu is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the Sonichu comics, who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.

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This Day in CHRISTINERY

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Did You Know...

... that Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for PandaHalo?
... that this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?
... that Chris got married... to five of his imaginary friends and an enabler-made OC?
... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart?
... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself?
... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples?
... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off?
- ... and that Chris was working on it!?
... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?

Quote of the TRUTH

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Da Update

It is currently December 2025. It has been...

13

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

202

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

3 December - Chris uploads Bumba Lumba Outtake Movie and Son-Chu First Outtake Movie Redux Updated.
1 December - Chris uploads Movies Intro plus CC-82 Outtake Movie.
29 November - Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video.
21 November
- Chris publishes Cwclight Reviews Opening Intros with Subtitles and Cwclight Reviews Opening Intros.
- Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Plus Subtitles and JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video. (both unlisted)
- Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Plus Subtitles
- Chris publishes JCWCSP Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video. (unlisted)
18 November
- Chris publishes Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated and Go Transformers - Theme of Transformers of Cwcville - Music Video Fully Updated Plus Subtitles.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009.
4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008.
3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009.

Bshitville bshit

Account Creation

NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account.

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the Official CWCki Server Discord - message:

Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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