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Welcome to the BSHITVILLE!

The encyclopedia about Christine Weston Chandler, Supreme Deity CPU mother of sonichu and friends #mergeisreal.

We currently have 2,890 articles...and none of them is true, cuz we are a bunch of dickheads. Go to Christine twitter for the absolute truth and pls buy the merch!

Any names, or persons, discussed in this bshit wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise Trollage, cuz that's what we are.

Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

15

days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.

1,634

days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.

2,626

days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.

3,059

days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Christine needs the money you stupid, mean dirty trolls

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Article of the Now

Finland (Finnish: Suomi) is a northern European country which borders Russia, Norway and Sweden. Chris has traveled to the country on at least seven occasions since 2024, making it the only place outside the United States which he is known to have visited (not counting interdimensional excursions). On the first four trips, he was spotted with Flutter at shopping centers in the capital city of Helsinki. On the fifth trip, he was spotted shopping with Flutter at a market in Rauma.

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This Day in CHRISTINERY

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Did You Know...

... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase?
... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"?
... that Chris went to school on the short bus?
... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens?
... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject?
... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
... that the pickle man tricked Chris again?
... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places?
... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?

Quote of the TRUTH

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Da Update

It is currently March 2026. It has been...

26

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

65

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

20

day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1.
27 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue.
24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8.
23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2.
21 February
- It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc.
- Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎.
20 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.

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Account Creation

NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account.

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the Official CWCki Server Discord - message:

Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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