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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

We currently have 2,861 articles...and counting!

Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

234

days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.

1,586

days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.

2,578

days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.

3,011

days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

819

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,658 days

883

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,303 days

5,963

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,963 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris claimed to have left for Redmond, Washington to meet Shigeru Miyamoto.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for PandaHalo?
... that this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?
... that Chris got married... to five of his imaginary friends and an enabler-made OC?
... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart?
... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself?
... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples?
... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off?
- ... and that Chris was working on it!?
... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?

Quote of the Now

“	Now, once upon a time back in 2007, I tried doing same with that Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I ended up over-sharing at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order. For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a simple single page on @wikipedia.org would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website. I blame myself. If it had been an earlier time in 2008, when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably dedicated at least a month to fix all of that. YET, another reason why I am reluctant: my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! 🤬🤯🥵 My stressed feelings. And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the Cwclight and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff; going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me. If I could go faster than time with my physical body,... Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of the most embarrassing and perverted s***, such as pretty much everything with the theoretical exes, Megan Schroeder, bad memes, and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed.	”
Chris on Bluesky

Da Update

It is currently January 2026. It has been...

4

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

17

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement.
18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill.
17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version.
16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.
15 January
- Chris publishes Stallion Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
- Chris publishes Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW to TikTok.
14 January
- Chris publishes Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto and its subtitled version.
- Chris publishes Son Chu Vs Mikoto and its subtitled version.
- Chris gives a Spencer's employee a promotional card for his TLUM Compilation Movie.
13 January - Chris publishes Focus Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
12 January - Chris publishes Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.
20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011.
12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009.
4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008.
3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009.

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