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Article of the Now

Charlottesville Fashion Square was a shopping mall and one of the original venues for Chris's Love Quest exploits. Like all of his "Attraction Locations", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a ban from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among trolls, weens and Christorians alike. It closed in 2025.

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Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Did You Know...

... that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet?
... that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion?
... that Blanca was real?
... that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?
... that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award?
... that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom?
- ... and that Chris has been charged with having sex with his mom?
- ... and Chris got those charges dismissed?
... that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe?
- ... and that G5 has caused World War III?
... that Barb sings while vacuuming?
... that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris answers Mailbag 53 on the CWCipedia, and the Sysop uploads Mailbag 57. A fifth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.

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Quote of the Now

“	Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. I pray for you and your respective significant other have a safe and enjoyable, if not lovely, time together. The things everyone does for love and companionship. ⚡️💙⚡️	”
Chris on Twitter

Da Update

It is currently February 2025. It has been...

3

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

14 February - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at a pet store in Lynchburg.
10 February - Praetor owner Caden Peck is charged for speeding.
6 February - Chris reveals Sonichu and Rosechu talking plushes for sale on OfficialCWCmart.
1 February - Chris posts "The Autobots of Cwcville," a long essay, on his blog.
18 January - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Punislav the First.

Recently Uncovered Info

16 February - Downtown Mall and Fashion Square from September 2020
4 February - Quartz, Transformers, Trump from January 2021
16 January - Chris's Cherokee ancestor

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