December 2013 Facebook Posts
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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The following are Facebook posts Chris posted in December 2013.
Summary
- 5 December 2013 - Chris complains about how lonely he is again. He tags Sarah Bevel in this post.
- 30 December 2013 - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet. For some odd reason, he attaches a heavily cropped screenshot of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link to the post. Considering its subject matter and what is visible in the shot he uploaded, which mentions that "he knows nothing", it can be presumed that he had intended to reference a particular line of dialogue from one of the villagers in the game.
Posts by Chris
Friends
| 5 December 2013 I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!
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William Elliott Waterman posts a comment:
| I love cubone and yamask |
Pokemon Safari; No Facebook Messages
| 21 December 2013
Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is [REDACTED] If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the Miiverse to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages. |
Justine Sacco's sex dream
| 23 December 2013
Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P |
NOTE: Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from February 24, 2012: "I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml". Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "fuck my life", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook.
Chris is lost
| 30 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)
I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind. I know nothing. I am lost.
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William replies with compassion:
| What's Zelda II have to do with it? |
Worst Broken Heart Ever
| 31 December 2013 (scheduled 23 December)
Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst broken heart ever.
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William posted a reply to this post, unrelated to his heart level:
| Hey, after that moment, Fry got sent to the future where he got to work at an express company making deliveries to alien planets! You never know what's right around the corner. |
Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals)
It Gets WORSE!
On 19 December, Kellie Andes Stowell posted this:
| 17 December 2013
OMG guys it gets WORSE! I threw up a little in my mouth after watching this. If you have a weak stomach, turn back now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLxgRJnAc |
Mommy's Undies
On 27 December, Sarah Bevel posted this:
| 27 December 2013
A "friend" sent me this. Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently "spoons" with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all. |