September 2014 Facebook Posts
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Summary
Posts by Chris
$50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL!
| 3 September 2014
$50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL! PLEASE, HURRY UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT OFFER!!! |
| 3 September 2014
$50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL! PLEASE, HURRY UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT OFFER!!! |
| 3 September 2014
$50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL! PLEASE, HURRY UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT OFFER!!! |
| 3 September 2014
$50 DOLLAR OFF SPECIAL! PLEASE, HURRY UP AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS GREAT OFFER!!! About Four Hours Left before this item gets relisted at a different link, so HURRY UP!!! |
Chris finally found a sweetheart?
| 5 September 2014
**ATTENTION TO ALL OF MY eBay CUSTOMERS** I have been derailed and backed up for a while on getting commissions completed, and I most sincerely apologize for that. This was due to me talking and getting to know my Girlfriend as Sweetheart over the past month, who I have finally had the pleasure of getting together with her last Sunday. Rest Assured, I am catching up on the baked-up work, as I Promise to have all of the commission orders ready and sent out on Monday the 8th. I really appreciate your continued patronage and patience. I thank you all very much. And on that, [REDACTED], your Portfolio Full of both of your pieces and everything I have promised to you, my best customer, is complete and will be sent out on Monday with the others. You all have a good day and weekend. |
| 5 September 2014
Also, only THREE days left on the $50-Off Specials, see Links Below, or go to my eBay Profile for the updated links to the listings. So, those three framed and ready pieces Are all still available. |
Chris sells a jerkop pane which he found on dump
| 5 September 2014
Just found this lovely kitschy piece in the garbage; the original owner was throwing it out. He said, "Go ahead and take it". I am serious. And it would make a nice for the ONE Uncorrupted Police Person. [shared] Police-Window Pane Curio Display #18227 **Fake Weapons!!!
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Later this post was removed.
| 6 September 2014
Firstly, EVERYTHING INSIDE THE DISPLAY BOX IS FAKE!!! Except maybe the display photographs. As I will attest from the personally taken photographs, this thing comes up to half-way up my leg from my foot! Everything inside is practically DOLL SIZE! The fake gun and walkie-talkie and handcuffs are Molded Plastics with Painted Details! Seriously, look closely at all of the uploaded images on something with High-Definition! Everything is Glued into place, or they would be all over the thing flipped Upside-Down the way I have it in the first photograph! The Gun is NOT A THREAT to Anyone; it is UNABLE to shoot ANY PROJECTILES. Do I Make Myself Clearer Than Crystal to EVERYONE, including the eBay Computers and The Staff Behind Them?!! **sigh** Anyway, it is a display-only item that can not be opened without a screwdriver to any of the hinges. According to the certificate, it was likely made in 1941. It still makes for a nice kitschy gift for Any Of The Few Remaining Uncorrupted Police Persons. It is quite heavy; it feels like 50 to 100 pounds. With a ruler, 11 1/8 inches wide; approx. 26 1/4 inches tall; 4 3/8 inches deep in length. Do Not Report This Listing!!!! Do Not Remove It!!! It does not require any orange markings, Period, and I would not have the knowledge or tools on that, since EVERYTHING INSIDE THE CASE IS SEALED IN TIGHT!!! [shared] Police-Window Pane Curio Display #18227 **Fake Weapons!!! |
He also claims that there is no rat shit on the floor [1]
Introducing the Un-clit
On 17 September 2014 a report was made on the CWCki Forums that Chris has pierced his perineum.[2] A day afterwords Chris wrote the following Facebook post in response:
| 18 September 2014
Well. A whole Half a month without a new update on the trolls' website; I was hoping for longer than that. And I WAS going to make a public announcement about it anyway. But the cat is out of the bag now. Anyway, I had something done to me that is Radical, that I did for my Lesbian Soul! I got a new piercing on my taint on Monday the 15th. About where my clitoris would be if I was a woman! It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my un-clit. I am tending to its cleaning personally in Daily Baths or Showers, as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily. I, Christian Weston Chandler, with no other outside opinions from anyone, have long been thinking about getting a piercing on my taint, with a steel sphere where my clitoris would be if I was born female, in my Soul identity as a Female and a Leabian, as a fair substitute for that, and to stimulate the woman's clitoris via scissoring, YEARS ago after watching the Lesbian couple Tribbing each other in the soft core porn movie, "The Key To Sex". And for those who don't know about Tribbing, it is more commonly known as Scissoring, Tribadism is when one woman rubs her vulva against the other woman's vulva, to stimulate each other's clitoris. In fact, there are clits that actually stick out, penetrating the labia and better stimulating the other clitoris. The female bonobo monkeys have long clits, and they trib other female bonobos a LOT of the time. And to make sure EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS ONCE AND FOR ALL: I am a FEMALE, LESBIAN SOUL TRAPPED IN A MALE BODY. Or to put it another way, I am a LESBIAN TRANSGENDER! I am Seriously Into Women! Males Offend Me, even my own Penis Totally Grosses Me Out! I am glad that I tuck it underneath my taint, so I do not have to look down at the Ugly Bulge! I HAVE Come Out as the Lesbian Transgender that I Always Have Been and Ever Will! And for every one of you Sods who continue to mislabel me as a Homosexual Male, or hint towards anything of that even in distasteful jest, you all can kiss My Vagina Of My Soul!!! Have a good day. |
Kim wrote to Chris the following response:
| You go girl! |
Chris:
| (:J |
Kim:
| Not sure what that smiley is, but I hope it's in support of my comment! |
Chris:
| It Is in support of your comment. It's a smirk. |
Comments by Chris
Are Sonic's arms blue?
Chris left the following comment on a post by "Sonic the Hedgehog" about the game Sonic Boom:
| 23 May 2014
Sonic's Arms are NOT BLUE!!! I am Boycotting this Game until They change his Arm Color Back, NOW!!! |
