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The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

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Quote of the Now

“	Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets. I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️	”
Chris on X and Bluesky

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

655

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,494 days

719

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,139 days

5,799

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,799 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

"Challenge for Clyde II" (originally "10142009") is a video in which Chris demands Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays come face him, so that Chris can beat him up. He claims that Gregg Mays lives in Charlottesville, and that he knows this because he has the FBI working for him. The audio quality in this video is very poor, probably due to Chris's constant abuse of his camera, especially in his previous video. Between his slow, monotonous speaking pattern (possibly enhanced as he tries to speak through his rage) and the constant skipping in the audio, Chris manages to sound even more like a robot than usual.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris compiled a resumé.

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Today was also the day, in 2017, that Chris attended his first BronyCon.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters?
... that Brütal Legend rocks?
... that Chris was featured on Fox News?
... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons?
... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge?
... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video?
... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video?
... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain?

Da Update

It is currently August 2025. It has been...

19

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

86

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

8 August - Chris posts Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel).
1 August - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto.
25 July - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form.
23 July - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at Rauma International Market in Finland.
11 July - Chris publishes Transformers Legacy United Merged Reviews -Wave 3 Trailer.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

3 August - A page from the Mewgenics comic by Edmund McMillen, which Chris collaborated on.
24 July - PokeStop rejection from August 2020
11 July - Linnanmäki, Helsinki, Finland sighting from April 2024.
5 July - A listing on eBay reveals Chris's first jail letter in response to a fan, from August 2021.
15 June - Photo analysis reveals that Chris attended the Festival of Light in May 2025 and traveled to Linnanmäki in Helsinki, Finland.

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