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Quote of the Now “ I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️ ” Chris on Reddit.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 882 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,721 days 945 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,365 days 6,026 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,026 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that Hyperdimension Neptunia's CPU Blue Heart be renamed. According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers". (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Christian watches the last episode of Sonic X. He is touched. (more...) In 2009, Christian posts his own music video for the song Holding Out For a Hero for Ivy. Comic pages from what is now known as Sonichu Special 1 are incorporated into the video. (more...) In 2018, the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing he is in a polyamorous marriage with his imaginary friends. (more...)

Did You Know ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means? ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house? ... that wooden badges are delicious? ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ... and that his legal name is now Christine? ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ... that Ivy was real? ... that Flutter's name shall not be revealed?

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