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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,912 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ You could be surviving as strong as [Bob] is. ” Chris in a Cameo to enabler Philip who has been hospitalized

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 914 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,753 days 978 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,398 days 6,058 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,058 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Jessica Quinn was a white knight, turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's sweetheart from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 September 2017 after Chris used a sockpuppet account to follow women who had blocked him on Twitter. Subsequently, she broke up with Chris a second time on 5 October 2017, after claiming that Chris having collaborated with Kiwi Farms to make a Q&A video had caused her Facebook account to be hacked by trolls. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015 until the second breakup. Quinn's trolling resulted Chris incorporating a fat fetishism storyline into Sonichu and in the videos I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us, IMG 5424, and CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE. The Quinn Saga is the last saga before Chris's grip on reality was permanently shattered by the Idea Guys. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means? ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house? ... that wooden badges are delicious? ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ... and that his legal name is now Christine? ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ... that Ivy was real? ... that Flutter's name shall not be revealed? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, the Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude. (more...)

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