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Quote of the Now “ I have been drawing. I'm just waiting until it's complete before puting anything of it online. ” Chris on Bluesky

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 554 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,393 days 618 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,038 days 5,698 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,698 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Lesbian Sex Audition is a YouTube video uploaded by Chris (as IMG 3207) on 31 May 2016, in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of For Julie's Eyes Only (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a blow-up doll, explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his dick is "five, seven inches long". (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris ends up falling asleep in English class. This is probably the cause of him failing English. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Sonichu has his own amiibo? ... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke? ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0? ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? ... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions? ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing? ... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons? ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one? ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart? ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis? ... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis? ... that Chris needs no bitches?

Da Update It is currently May 2025. It has been... 15 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 18 April - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chapper. 17 April - Chris uploads Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025. 11 April - The fifth episode of The Chris Chan Conspiracy is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations. 4 April: Chris is spotted in Finland. Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave. Recently Uncovered Info 22 April - The Cat's Corner livestream comments from March 2021 18 March - ThePCAssassins phone calls with Bob. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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