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Quote of the Now “ ” To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, we have cameras, and we know what car you drive. We will not release your license plates. But the puzzle pieces were easy to put together. Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror. Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture. Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period. I can very well easily go to the proper people, including store management or authorities, with the respective footage and find you. So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️, Chris, who apparently doesn't live at the Big Island house.

Article of the Now "Darling", also spelt "Dahling", is a common term of affection noteworthy for its idiosyncratic misuse by Chris. "Dear" is also used by him for the same purposes, albeit less commonly. While the term, when used by an adult male for an adult female, almost always carries romantic associations, Chris says that he uses it purely in a platonic manner and cannot understand why the objects of his affection find it creepy. It is possible that because Chris sees himself as a woman, he thinks he can escape the gendered meaning of the word, ignoring that an actual lesbian saying it to another woman would be only modestly less creepy. Chris used this term as a default form of address for DoopieDoOver, which most trolls and later Doopie herself recognized as Chris attempting to hit on a potential Sweetheart. Chris's incessant use of the term was a key factor in making Doopie feel uncomfortable with interacting with him and setting the stage for the climax of the Doopie Saga. Chris later brought the term back, along with "dear", when interacting with Doopie's friend LadyOfTheCosmo, who turned out to be much less tolerant of it than Doopie. She tried to convince Chris, to no avail, of the typical connotations of the words, only resulting in Chris obstinately continuing to address her with them. Lady's patience with this unraveled rapidly to the point of simply cursing at Chris, before he unfollowed her and she blocked him. Chris then used his sockpuppet account to roleplay the "proper" use of the term. Chris uses both "darling" and "dear" to refer to his mother. His MLP-inspired character of her is named Sugar Darling. He is heard addressing her as "dear" in an April 2017 Captain's Log, and Clare Porter has further mentioned that he addressed Barb that way over the phone. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, The Miscreants hacked Chris's facebook page, revealing some lulzy conversations with local girls... (more...) Today was also the day, in 2010, that Chris claimed that the rights to Sonichu still belonged to him, and not to Alec. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy?

Da Update It is currently May 2024. It has been... 2 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 30 May - Chris threathens legal action against the person behind the previous day sighting. 29 May - Chris is spotted at the Big Island house and H&H Mart. 28 May - Third round of Praetor commissions goes on sale on OfficialCWCMart. 26 May - Chris receives two official write-in votes for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party. 24 May - Chris is spotted at an airport in Dallas, Texas. 19 May - Chris's car is spotted parked at the Big Island house. 12 May - Chris tweets to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent. 4 May - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom, a song he was singing in both March 24 accidental streams. Recently Uncovered Info 30 May - Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia from October 2020 20 May - Priorities from December 2019 19 May - Conjuring Movies from January 2021 18 May - Christmas and Merge Talk from December 2020 27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024 19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019 11 April - Cults3D from January 2024 PSN Tracker Chris was last spotted playing Street Fighter 6 Demo for the PS5. Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money! Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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