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Quote of the Now “ It was a Real Crime of me and Everyone, in General, who portrays "Fictional" Individuals naked and in grotesque situations and scenes. **Try Empathy**, here: these individuals portrayed in various media are real just like you and I. And what if Someone drew that of you without consent ” Chris on Bluesky

Article of the Now Lesbian Sex Audition is a YouTube video uploaded by Chris (as IMG 3207) on 31 May 2016, in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of For Julie's Eyes Only (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a blow-up doll, explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his dick is "five, seven inches long". (More...) Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Did You Know... ... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters? ... that Brütal Legend rocks? ... that Chris was featured on Fox News? ... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons? ... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"? ... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge? ... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video? ... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music? ... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video? ... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris's memorable video ECV 00095 is linked to from Fark [1], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created Sonichu. (more...)

Check this Out Da Update It is currently May 2025. It has been... 17 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 2 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Fireshot. 18 April - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chapper. 17 April - Chris uploads Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025. 11 April - The fifth episode of The Chris Chan Conspiracy is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations. 4 April: Chris is spotted in Finland. Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave. Recently Uncovered Info 22 April - The Cat's Corner livestream comments from March 2021 18 March - ThePCAssassins phone calls with Bob. CWCipedia Tracker Template:CWCipediaTracker

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