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Chris' TRUE and HONEST rainbow

A FAKE and DECEPTIVE rainbow.

A rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky. Rainbows are also an international symbol of homosexuality and LGBT rights. Unfortunately, Chris didn't know this when he wrote them into the comic, leading to hilarious results.

For Chris, a rainbow is both an important part of the plot of the Sonichu comic and a lazy metaphor to represent something happy, amazing or pleasant. Rainbows played an important role in the history of the Chaotic Combo. Trolls got good payoff by exploiting both Chris's naïveté and his intense fear of becoming a homo, while Chris usually got order of colors wrong by mixing up blue and green.

Several years later, Chris became a lesbian (later bisexual) transwoman, and to his relief was able to unapologetically bring the rainbow back into his life, with the colors in the correct order.^[1]

Chris and Rainbows

Chris has a long history of incorporating rainbows into his artwork. A few of his homemade Pokémon cards are rainbow themed, such as Snowboarding Sonichu, Supreon and Turbo Rainbow. His Pokémon Vegaton is described as being capable of creating rainbows. In 2005 he created a rainbow star featuring himself and Sonichu for the top of his Christmas tree. He has admired the fact that his high school ring includes an image of a rainbow.

However, in addition to not knowing that rainbows are used by "da homos", Chris has utterly failed when trying to replicate them. Apparently, Chris was never taught the simple concept of ROY G BIV, which gives the exact order of colors in the light spectrum from left to right. As such, Chris repeatedly mixed up the colors of the rainbow. He almost always mixes up blue and green, even if he gets the others right. This demonstrates two things: firstly, that Chris was too lazy to find a reference of a real rainbow when drawing the comic; and secondly, that Chris knows nothing about how rainbows are formed.

Like GodJesus, Chris sometimes offers people "rainbows of promise" as a half-assed apology for things he has done wrong. For example, he offered Megan Schroeder a "rainbow of promise" while corresponding with her after the shecameforCWC.JPG incident. Thankfully, Megan saw right through his shitty apology and cut him out of her life. In another example, following fan backlash against the hardcore sex scene depicted in Sonichu #8, Chris removed or censored the pages containing genitalia from the site, and issued a "rainbow of promise" to not post any more sexual imagery. Chris drew love scenes between Black Sonichu and Silvana Rosechu in the very next issue. These serve as examples of not only his insincerity, but also his disturbing insinuation that he is divine.

In A-U-T-I-S-M, Chris includes the ambiguous lyric "I look at you all, and I see a rainbow."

In the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes Chris wore a rainbow striped polo.

In the Comic

The Idea Guys were here.

Chris was brainwashed into believing that the date of the Chaotic Rainbow is 1 February 2003 (the same day as the Columbia Space Shuttle disaster).

TRUE and HONEST Chaos Rainbow shit eggs.

feels good, man.

A rainbow effect is created when Pikachu strikes Sonic in Sonichu #0. This energy also arcs across the sky, striking a female Raichu some fifteen miles away, and transforming her into a hideous hag beast. The irony of Chris's most prized creation coming from a rainbow, a long-time symbol of homosexuality, was lost on him.

In Sonichu #3, Chris revealed that the Rainbow had also spit out five eggs which landed in various locations around the world. Hence, the Chaotic Combo. Chris should be feeling pretty gay right about now. Sonichu would soon discover other Sonichus and Rosechus which were created by the Rainbow. So basically, most of the Sonichu characters came from a rainbow. The various Sonichus and Rosechus represent every color of the rainbow, although this may be a coincidence, as there's so damn many of them that Chris has no choice but to use every possible color to tell them apart.

In addition to the eggs, Chris established that "mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow", but declined to elaborate; this might be Chris's way of giving himself an out for adding more Sonichus and Rosechus, like Silvana.

In original Sonichu canon, the Chaotic Rainbow occurs in June 1998, but the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that it actually occurred on 1 February 2003,^[2] the same date as the Columbia Space Shuttle disaster.

In Sonichu #3, Flame the Sunbird lives on Rainbow Island.

Trolling and comic retcons

Given that one of the trolls' favorite games was calling Chris gay, it was only a matter of time before they would use the rainbows as ammunition. Jimmy Hill, a troll-illionaire who managed to make billions of dollars from the Sonichu franchise by turning the main character into an LGBT icon in late 2008, made a point of incorporating rainbow imagery into his original creations. Even worse, in January 2009, Chris learned that the internet forum Gay 4 Sonichu was using his comic to promote homosexual deviance. He exploded in outrage at their appropriation of the rainbow. "I do not understand why the f*** the gays decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking Hitler why he used the Swastika (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for his whole mess."^[3]

Thus, reluctantly, Chris went on a campaign to remove and/or alter all homosexual symbology, including rainbows. Most notably, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from Sub-Episode 2 was changed to a background of the gates of Heaven, which implies an arguably worse outcome.

The rainbow returns

Who are you and what have you done with Chris Chandler??

Rainbow Chrissy.

For a long time, Chris sulked about the homos' misappropriation of one of his favorite symbols. Then, in August 2014, he suddenly realized that he himself was a member of the L(G)BT community. He announced this to his Facebook family by posting a picture of himself holding a rainbow flag.

Since then, Chris does not hesitate to festoon himself with rainbows and all manner of girly imagery, especially that related to My Little Pony and the Equestria Girls spin-off: Chris also resolved the green and blue mix-up in recent issues of Sonichu.^[1]

In January 2018 Chris sang Ke$ha's "Rainbow" in a paid video.

Rainbow Aura

Chris powering up his rainbow aura.

In November 2019, Chris claims that he has the ability to summon a Rainbow Aura.

Sources

↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 For example: Sonichu 11, Page 51 and Sonichu 15, Page 3.
↑ File:Leak7.jpg
↑ Common Questions#22 February 2010

External links

Gay4Sonichu--DOWN
Pride Sonichu Mission--DOWN

[resolved-1] 1.0 ^1.1 For example: Sonichu 11, Page 51 and Sonichu 15, Page 3.

[2] File:Leak7.jpg

[3] Common Questions#22 February 2010

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-[[Image:0Rainbow1.jpg|thumb|right|[[Random-access_humor|Skadoosh]]]]
+{{Articleofthenow}}
-A [[rainbow]] is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the Earth's atmosphere. They take the form of a multicolored arc, with red on the outer part of the arch and violet on the inner section of the arch. In Chris's artwork, he [[Fail|consistently switches the positions of blue and green.]] This is possibly due to some degree of color-blindness, but more likely it's just because Chris is a fucking idiot.
+[[Image:0Rainbow1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris' TRUE and HONEST rainbow]]
+[[Image:Supernumerary_rainbow_03_contrast.jpg‎ |thumb|right|A FAKE and DECEPTIVE rainbow.]]
+A '''rainbow''' is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear in the sky. Rainbows are also an international symbol of [[Homos|homosexuality]] and [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] rights. Unfortunately, Chris didn't know this when he wrote them into the comic, leading to hilarious results.
-In the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu canon]] and in various other works, rainbows are a recurring theme. For example, a rainbow was responsible for transforming [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] into their present forms.  It was later revealed that the same Rainbow also spawned eggs, which eventually matured to become the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]].
+For Chris, a rainbow is both an important part of the plot of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]] and a lazy metaphor to represent something happy, amazing or pleasant. Rainbows played an important role in the history of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. [[Trolls]] got good payoff by exploiting both Chris's [[naïve|naïveté]] and his intense fear of becoming a [[homo]], while Chris usually got order of colors wrong by mixing up blue and green.
-==Introduction==
+Several years later, Chris became a lesbian (later bisexual) [[Transgender|transwoman]], and to his relief was able to unapologetically bring the rainbow back into his life, with the colors in the correct order.<ref name="resolved">For example: [[:File:Sonichu - Issue 11, Page 51.jpg|Sonichu 11]], Page 51 and [[:File:Sonichu - Issue 15, Page 3 (Draft).jpg|Sonichu 15]], Page 3.</ref>
-[[Image:0Rainbow2.jpg|thumb|left|Feels Good Man]]
-The rainbow effect was the result of an accidental collision of a male Pikachu with Sonic in [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu #0]]  As Sonic was using the power of the Chaos Emeralds at the time, their energies somehow caused the Pikachu to mutate into a being similar in appearance to Sonic. This energy also arced across the sky, striking a female Raichu some fifteen miles away, and transforming her into a similar hedgehog-like creature.
-Independently, Sonichu and Rosechu realized that they had become the genesis of a new Pokemon species.  Eventually, [[Black Sonichu]] was cloned from a sample of Sonichu's [[Semen|DNA]], and the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] would bestow three humans the ability to transform into Sonichus and Rosechus at will, but these were only copies of the originals.
+==Chris and Rainbows==
+Chris has a long history of incorporating rainbows into his artwork. A few of his [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] are rainbow themed, such as [[:image:SnwsonC.jpg|Snowboarding Sonichu]], [[:image:365-Supreon.jpg|Supreon]] and [[:image:377-TurboRainbow.jpg|Turbo Rainbow]]. His Pokémon [[:File:333-Vegaton.jpg|Vegaton]] is described as being capable of creating rainbows. In 2005 he created a rainbow star featuring himself and Sonichu for the top of his Christmas tree. He has admired the fact that his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] includes an image of a rainbow.
-However, Sonichu would soon discover other Sonichus and Rosechus created by the Rainbow.
+However, in addition to not knowing that rainbows are used by [[Homos|"da homos"]], Chris has utterly failed when trying to replicate them. Apparently, Chris was never taught the simple concept of ROY G BIV, which gives the exact order of colors in the light spectrum from left to right. As such, Chris repeatedly mixed up the colors of the rainbow. He almost always mixes up blue and green, even if he gets the others right. This demonstrates two things: firstly, that Chris was too lazy to find a reference of a real rainbow when drawing the comic; and secondly, that [[Naive| Chris knows nothing about how rainbows are formed]].
-==The Chaotic Combo==
+Like [[GodJesus]], Chris sometimes offers people "rainbows of promise" as a [[Chris and remorse|half-assed apology]] for things he has done wrong. For example, he offered [[Megan Schroeder]] a "rainbow of promise" while corresponding with her after the [[shecameforCWC.JPG]] incident. Thankfully, Megan saw right through his shitty apology and cut him out of her life. In another example, following fan backlash against the hardcore sex scene depicted in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris removed or censored the pages containing genitalia from the site, and issued a "rainbow of promise" to not post any more sexual imagery. Chris drew love scenes between [[Black Sonichu]] and [[Silvana Rosechu]] in the very next issue. These serve as examples of not only his insincerity, but also his disturbing insinuation that [[Chris and religion#Delusions of Godhood?|he is divine]].
-[[Image:RainbowEggs.jpg|thumb|right|TRUE and HONEST Chaos Rainbows ''shit eggs''.]]
-In [[Sonichu 3|Sonichu #3]], Chris revealed that the Rainbow had also spit out five eggs, which landed in various locations around the world.  From within these eggs emerged larval forms of Sonichu and Rosechu, called [[Sonee and Rosey|"Sonee" and "Rosey"]].  These five eventually evolved into variants of Sonichu and Rosechu, each possessing unique abilities and characteristics in addition to the powers of Sonic and Pikachu.
+In [[A-U-T-I-S-M]], Chris includes the ambiguous lyric "I look at you all, and I see a rainbow."
-In addition to the eggs, Chris established that "mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow", but declined to elaborate; this might be Chris's way of giving himself an out for adding more Sonichus and Rosechus, like Silvana.
+In the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] Chris wore a rainbow striped [[Chris and fashion |polo]].
-==Inconsistencies==
+==In the Comic==
+{{Wise|the date of the Chaotic Rainbow is 1 February 2003 (the same day as the Columbia Space Shuttle disaster).}}
+[[Image:RainbowEggs.jpg|thumb|left|TRUE and HONEST Chaos Rainbow ''shit eggs''.]]
+[[Image:0Rainbow2.jpg|thumb|right|''feels good, man.'']]
+A rainbow effect is created when [[Pikachu]] strikes [[Sonic]] in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. This energy also arcs across the sky, striking a female Raichu some fifteen miles away, and transforming her into a [[Rosechu|hideous hag beast]]. The irony of Chris's most prized creation coming from a rainbow, a long-time symbol of homosexuality, was lost on him.
-In Sonichu #0, Chris established that Sonichu was 16 years old, and Rosechu was 15.  Presumably, this refers to their age upon the day of their transformation, and so they spent the bulk of their lives as a Pikachu and Raichu. [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]] has since established that the couple turned 19 and 20 as of early [[2008]] in accordance to the ''Earth Time'' of the Rainbow phenomenon (Listed as February 1st, 1989). Note that this would make the Sonic/Pikachu encounter from Issue 0 occur ''three years'' before the release of Sonic's first Genesis game, and ''eight years'' before the first Pokémon games.
+In [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], Chris revealed that the Rainbow had also spit out five eggs which landed in various locations around the world.  Hence, the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Chris should be feeling pretty gay right about now. Sonichu would soon discover other Sonichus and Rosechus which were created by the Rainbow. So basically, most of the Sonichu characters came from a rainbow. The various Sonichus and Rosechus represent every color of the rainbow, although this may be a coincidence, as there's so damn many of them that Chris has no choice but to use every possible color to tell them apart.
-The Chaotic Combo were spawned from the Rainbow as eggs, meaning that they would have been born while Sonichu was 16.  And yet, <i>Sonichu #8</i> depicts them celebrating their 19th birthday a few months after Rosechu's 19th birthday. Compounding this, Black Sonichu celebrated his 20th birthday shortly afterward, making him the same age as Sonichu, despite being cloned when Sonichu was 16 years old.
+In addition to the eggs, Chris established that "mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow", but declined to elaborate; this might be Chris's way of giving himself an out for adding more Sonichus and Rosechus, like Silvana.
-Strangely, when [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] questions the notion of celebrating a birthday for a clone, he points out that he was "not properly born of a Rosechu".  The fact is, <i>none</i> of the electric hedgehog Pokemon were born naturally, as they were all shat out of a big dumb rainbow.
-==Additional retcons==
-[[Image:RainbowChris.jpg|thumb|right|Chris [[Sub-Episode 2|while standing on a rainbow background]], declaring that his [[Love Quest]] [[Lie|is finally over]].]]
-Chris since revised the story of the rainbow <i>again</i> to reveal that a <i>sixth</i> egg had been launched from the Rainbow, only to somehow wind up on the Earth's moon.  There, the newborn Rosey was taken under the wing of [[Count Graduon]], who named her "[[Silvana]]" and trained her in the ways of evil.  To better equip her for the cause of sexual villainy, Graduon gave Silvana the power to shape-shift, as well as male genitalia, to better fool horny enemy Rosechus.  Like the other egg-born Sonichus and Rosechus, Silvana's age is established to be 19, even though Count Graduon wasn't unleashed until Sonichu was 16 and discovered the Ancuent Prophecy.
-To make matters even more confusing, Chris has introduced several other Sonichus and Rosechus throughout the series, including [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[DJ Jamsta]] Sonichu, [[Lolisa Rosechu]], [[Zapina]] Rosechu, and [[Simonla Rosechu]]. There was no initially explanation provided for when or how these other Sonichus and Rosechus were created throughout their appearances in the comic.
-Christian revealed his most current patchwork re-telling of the Rainbow's ''gift'' in his own [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu&oldid=1763 Sonichu] article at the CWCipedia. Chris, not to be outdone by prior work, has pushed his myth [[Fail|''way past'' the third dimension]]:
-{{quote|From the Rainbow, EGGS were emitted throughout Earth, Space and Time. ALL of The eggs were all time-traveled back to the day of February 2, 1989 into various locations. There were countless eggs in addition to the 5 that would hatch into the Chaotic Combo Electric-Hedgehogs.|[[Christian_Weston_Chandler|Chris]], never too sharp with [[Chris_humps_his_PS3|math]]... so let's just say it's ''more than you can count, mister!''}}
-There is a innumerable amount of Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon among us. Be afraid.
-==Other uses of rainbows==
-[[Image:RainbowOverArk.jpg|thumb|right|Chris offers a "rainbow of promise" to his readers, rightfully comparing the travesty of his nude artwork with that of God's brutal punishment of mankind.]]
-It should be noted that the various Sonichus and Rosechus represent every color of the rainbow, although this may be a coincidence, as there's so damn many of them that Chris has no choice but to use every possible color to tell them apart.
-Following [[Trolls|fan]] backlash against the hardcore sex scene depicted in Sonichu #8, Chris removed or censored the pages containing genitalia from the site, and posted a ridiculous apology:
+In original ''Sonichu'' canon, the Chaotic Rainbow occurs in June 1998, but the [[Idea Guys]] [[brainwashed]] Chris into believing that it actually occurred on 1 February 2003,<ref>[[:File:Leak7.jpg]]</ref> the same date as the Columbia Space Shuttle disaster.
-{{quote|**After Serious Consideration and numerous complaints, I HAVE REMOVED the explicit sexual pages from EPISODE 17 of Comic #8,
+In [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]], [[Flame the Sunbird]] lives on Rainbow Island.
-And as GOD Promised NEVER again to Flood the earth with a Rainbow over Noah's Ark, I cast My Rainbow of Promise to NEVER AGAIN
-Draw or Upload any Further Images between Sonichus and Rosechus in EPISODE 18 of Comic #8, as well as ALL Future Comics,
-that depict explicit sexuality.| Chris, correctly comparing his pornographic artwork to the horrors of global disaster [http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com/2008/09/episode-17-update.html]}}
-The message was accompanied by a large painting of Noah's Ark, depicting the rainbow described in the book of Genesis.
+==Trolling and comic [[retroactive continuity|retcons]]==
+[[File:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg|300px|right]]
+Given that one of the trolls' favorite games was calling Chris gay, it was only a matter of time before they would use the rainbows as ammunition. [[Jimmy Hill]], a troll-illionaire who managed to make billions of dollars from the [[Sonichu]] franchise by turning the main character into an LGBT icon in late 2008, made a point of incorporating rainbow imagery into his original creations. Even worse, in [[January 2009]], Chris learned that the internet forum [[Gay 4 Sonichu]] was using his comic to promote homosexual deviance. He exploded in outrage at their appropriation of the rainbow. "I do not understand why the f*** the gays decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking [[Nazis|Hitler why he used the Swastika]] (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for his whole mess."<ref>[[Common Questions#22 February 2010]]</ref>
-Despite Chris's assurances, he drew a love scene between Black Sonichu and Silvana Rosechu in the second half of the same issue, and later restored all of the deleted artwork in the [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], along with promises of even more hideous furry porn to come.
+Thus, reluctantly, Chris went on a campaign to remove and/or alter all homosexual symbology, including rainbows. Most notably, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from [[Sub-Episode 2]] was changed to a background of the gates of Heaven, which implies an [[Chris and death|arguably worse outcome]].
-Chris also offered a "rainbow of promise" in an e-mail to [[Megan]]:
+{{-}}
-{{quote|I understand the possible irriation from being touched, but I now realize what may have set off the burst of anger. It was because of my immature behavior (with jealousy) over the winner of that contest, wasn't it? I wanted you to know that I have honestly given up on that erronious behavior. I do apologize for having expressed that anger, and I offer a peaceful rainbow as my promise to not get jealous and express such anger again.|Chris, blowing out his ass<ref>"I now understand" 08 August 2007, 3:46 p.m. [[Chris_E-mails_2007]]</ref>}}
+==The rainbow returns==
+[[File:ChrisFB14Aug2014-2.jpg|thumb|left|Who are you and what have you done with Chris Chandler??]]
+[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|right|Rainbow Chrissy.]]
+For a long time, Chris sulked about the homos' misappropriation of one of his favorite symbols. Then, in [[August 2014]], he suddenly realized that he himself was a member of the L(G)BT community. He announced this to his [[Facebook]] family by posting a picture of himself holding a rainbow flag.
-==[[A-U-T-ISM]]==
+Since then, Chris does not hesitate to festoon himself with rainbows and all manner of girly imagery, especially that related to [[My Little Pony]] and the ''[[Equestria Girls]]'' spin-off: Chris also resolved the green and blue mix-up in recent issues of ''Sonichu''.<ref name="resolved"/>
-Chris makes use of rainbow imagery in his failed song "[[A-U-T-ISM]]".
+In [[January 2018]] Chris sang Ke$ha's "Rainbow" in a paid video.
-<blockquote><poem style="font-style: italic;">I'm lookin' at you all and I see a rainbow, come on
+==Rainbow Aura==
-You think I'm different in every way, come on
+[[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris powering up his rainbow aura.]]
-All of the times that I've earned [[honor roll]]!</poem></blockquote>
-This is probably how [[Autism]] was explained to him. Either that or he thinks everyone is [[gay]].
+In [[November 2019]], Chris claims that he has the ability to summon a Rainbow Aura.
-==Possible interpretation of Chris's use of rainbows==
+{{-}}
-[[Image:Pride_flag.jpg|center|top]]<br>
-<center>
-'''<font size="13"><font color="red">H</font><font color="orange">e</font>'<font color="yellow">s</font><font color="green"> g</font><font color="blue">a</font><font color="indigo">y</font><font color="violet">!</font></font>'''
-<br /><br /><br />
-</center>
 ==See also==
 *[[Chaotic Combo]]
 *[[Chaos Emeralds]]
+*[[Sonichu Balls]]
+*[[Homos]]
-==Sauces==
+== Sources ==
 <references/>
 ==External links==
-*[http://gay4sonichu.yuku.com/ Gay4Sonichu]
+*[http://gay4sonichu.yuku.com/ Gay4Sonichu]--'''DOWN'''
-*[http://psmission.webs.com/ Pride Sonichu Mission]
+*[http://psmission.webs.com/ Pride Sonichu Mission]--'''DOWN'''
+{{Sonichu}}
 [[Category:Plot Devices]]
+[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

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Chris and Rainbows

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The rainbow returns

Rainbow Aura

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