October 2014 Facebook Posts

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in October 2014.

Posts by Chris

Medallion Listing Update

Chris provides yet more thrilling news about his medallion production.

1 October 2014; 12:53 am My, My! The Medallion Listing ended with the last quantity number sold. No worries, people, I will have it relisted ASAP, when eBay refreshes my monthly Listing Allowance. In the meantime, everyone can still get a Medallion for Free with purchase of a Framed Piece, Commission with the Works, and a Colored Commission. And I will now offer a Two-For-One Special through the B&W Listing; Free Medal with Purchase of a B&W Commission, and y'all may request a Medallion in lieu of a Commission Drawing. That is like buying Two Medallions for 1 2/3 of the total price. I will extend the offer until when I am able to Relist the Medallions. I sincerely apologize for any inconveniences, and I thank you all for your understanding and patience.

More Medallion Listing Updates

1 October 2014; 3:14 pm Alright! I had 21 Medallions Molded and near ready! I ran out of Leather Straps again, so I was forced to stop at 18. So 18 Medallions were given their Tracking Numbers and shipped out this morning. I pulled another all-nighter last night, and I slept from about 6 or 7:30 AM to 3:50 PM. I am taking the rest of today and tomorrow off, and I will mold more medallions on Friday and the weekend. The next planned shipping day will be this coming Monday. And I have not forgotten anyone; I keep a hand-written record from all of the sales, so I am good there, and I update it shortly after new sales have been made. Thank you all for your patience, patronage and good will.

More Ranting on Sonic's Arms

Chris uploads a couple of pictures of himself frowning deeply and brandishing a plush Sonic. Of note is the filthiness of his receding hair and the fact that despite being made for a female, the shirt he is wearing does not properly contain his breasts (or indeed the rest of his torso).

1 October 2014; 7:58 pm Sonic's Arms Are Not BLUE!!! You all continue to make me most Angry with this Most Criminal Of Changes In History EVER!!! You Either Recall EVERYTHING of the New Sonic Boom, RIGHT NOW, or I will Seriously (not) RIP HIS ARMS OFF and Seriously (WILL) Watch You All At SEGA DIE from this Heinous Of Crimes EVER!!!

William then called him out for his ridiculous overreaction:

Chris, you're not serious.

I AM!!! And I have already messages the Sonic the Hedgehog Page with these photos and the same message.

Do I look NOT Serious?

It's ridiculous. Why do you think sega will care if you're going to (not) rip the arms off of a sonic plush doll?

I am making MY Statement on the matter!

Sonic Boom is just another dumb cartoon, like Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog, SatAM, Sonic X, and that underground drivel. It means nothing to the canon of the character design in the games.

It means EVERYTHING TO ME, to SONIC'S History, TO EVERY HARDCORE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FAN!!!

Just ignore it. Sonic Boom. Is. Not. Canon.

You sound like Richard Kuta and Spax3 right now (they destroyed their own lives by complaining about sonic's voice and eye color).

What about Sonic 2006? That was canon. Look at what it did to Sonic's reputation for the rest of time after it was released. Why don't you complain about that game?

Gaming content does not matter here! And neither is Cannon or Not Cannon (I Really Hate that definition of Cannon). And for your information, in my normal mental state, I would not rip the arms off; I prefer not to lie. But the Blue Arms make me feel SUPER ANGRY, that I WOULD RIP THE ARMS OFF OF IT!!!

And, I corrected the arm color with Model Magic. NO LAUGHING!!! >:(

So the blue arms put you in an abnormal mental state? You spelled Canon wrong (a cannon with three Ns is a thing that shoots cannonballs).

I mean, I don't like what gamefreak's doing with Pikachu's design. They made him all skinny and not cute like the original. Pokemon's one of my favorite games. But I'm honestly not angry about it.

There's more important things to do with life than get butthurt over video game characters changing.

I Love You, Catherine

4 October 2014 I deepestly apologize to Catherine for the recent mistakes that I have made. I apologize to Colin for assuming him to be as bad as a rapist, as well as, more accurately, a womanizer who takes advantage. And I apologize to Shaina for getting her involved as a back-and-forth messenger, and I thank her for all that she has done there. And I most deeply thank Catherine for continuing to care about and love me, as I care for and love her very much. I still am learning about how to behave in an open relationship, and I promise to learn from my mistakes to become a better Lesbian Transgender Sweetheart and Partner for her and our future in our relationship together. And to the Person (Troll) who has found the "Three-Quarter Woman" Mix CD, Please mail that back to me, well packaged and marked fragile, to my home address of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA 22968-9545, so I can return it directly to Catherine as soon as possible after having it returned. Thank You.

Kim Wilson then replied:

Christian Weston Chandler It takes a man to apologize for his mistakes. Good job!

And William replied:

I don't even know who these people are (and you labeled that guy some serious things), but good job manning up.

Blake Sonichu Medallion

5 October 2014 I may be confused, but I feel need to check: has anyone ordered a Blake (Black Sonichu) Medallion recently? Please PM me on my eBay Profile Immediately to verify, and so I can properly list it next to your name an address on my hand-written records. Thank You. Have a good and safe day. http://www.ebay.com/itm/191355058697

Finished Molding 15 Medallions

5 October 2014 Good news, I have just finished molding 15 Medallions. I had three more that were unable to be shipped last time, because I ran out of leather strap material. I will be painting starting this coming afternoon, and I will have a total of 18 medals to ship out. And, by the way, I was already more than halfway through the total count of over 70 medallions. After getting the remaining nine, plus 10 for my special friends, made and shipped by the end of this week, I will go back to the Commissions, and have them drawn up and ready to be shipped hopefully the following Monday. Also, I will tell everyone who is getting the Number One Medal, which is a Silvana Rosechu Medallion for my Best Customer.

William then replied:

Is it me? Silvana is one of your greatest creations. That, and maybe a yawning squirtle medallion would be awesome.

Shipping the Medallions

8 October 2014 I have shipped the recent lot of medallions yesterday, plus two photographs. I am feeling groggy in my head right now; I've been wrapping my brain on other more local issues to me. Anyhow, I am taking a break for the few days; I will try to get some drawings for commissions, including Mr. Smith's drawing request (his new medal was shipped yesterday as well). I will mold more medals on Thursday, and paint them over the weekend, sending the next lot, and hopefully the lot that will make me up-to-date on the over 75 medals (well over half to three-quarters done now). The next planned shipping out date will be Next Monday. I apologize if this comes as an inconvenience to some or all of you, but your patience will be rewarded. Thank You, as have a good and safe day.

Owing eBay 300

9 October 2014 Hey, everyone. I owe eBay 300, due AFTER THIS COMING WEEKEND! Please HELP! Buy My Drawn Pieces! I still have like FIVE OF THEM AVAILABLE. http://www.ebay.com/itm/191367126000

BMW again

9 October 2014 We are still selling the BMW; Call Barbara at (REDACTED) to buy it; ONLY If you have $15,000 Cash, And you are Serious and Sincere about it. 1996 BMW Z3 1.9 http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/cto/4677871136.html

Posts by Chris on other pages

Britney Spears

On 1 October, Chris posts a Facebook comment about Britney Spears on a Women's Health website, which unsurprisingly has little to do with women's health and everything to do with himself:

1 October 2014 Well, I only Half-Agree with that headline statement. I feel disagreement on that, because to make the traditional couple, a woman and a man; well, he makes up half of it. Plus, Reproduction for Future Generations. And then there is the opposing side in the discussions between the two genders. I Agree, because, moreover, Most Males in this world are Boring, Dull, Mentally Prehisoric, Immature, Inconsiderate of Others, Lack of emotion AND empathy, they don't care, they like to bully other people, regardless, and then even worse! "What are you saying, You're a Male?" I am a Female and Lesbian Spirit/Soul Trapped in this Assigned Male Body; I am a Full On Lesbian Transgender. Actually, let me rephrase it: I one-quarter disagree, and three-quarters Agree with that statement! All of US People need to be able to find self-confidence in ourselves individually; I have found some in myself recently after coming out as a Lesbian Transgender, and mingling with my Lesbian, Transgender and Bisexual peeps in the LGBTQ Community. Although, to feel totally complete, I still feel need for my Sweetheart/Heartthrob/Girlfriend/Partner, who right now is enjoying herself, and hopefully Staying Safe and Well. She is Very Strong Emotionally, and Strong-Willed, Very Smart, and she is Very Sexy and Beautiful in Looks AND Spirit/Soul with her Kind Heart and Everything! My need for my partner to help complete me, and me to complete her; completing each other, for our basic needs for Emotional Supports and Strengths, may be conflicting to the Self-Confidence Britney Spears is inspiring, but it is just part of Who I Am as an Individual Person. Friendships Are Most Magical for the same Emotional and Strength Supports we all individually require too. And all in all, it is a LOT Better being able to come home to your Sweetheart and Partner, than to have no one at home and feeling most lonely and further depressed. And I feel very sorry for everyone who are not blessed or lucky to have someone at home, Anywhere, who has your heart and soul and well-being under their care, as one would mutually of the other. Love IS a Battlefield, but the battles are most worth fighting for! http://whm.ag/1vtl15n