May 2017 Facebook posts

See also: May 2017 tweets

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

This page is an archive of Chris' Facebook posts during May 2017. Posts are sorted by date and linked to the source material from Facebook. Notable comments will be archived and color-coded for reference; those who consistently respond to Chris' posts, e.g. William Elliott Waterman and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yellow or purple.

Nostalgic over The Classic

1 May, 6:26 pm

**ANNOUNCEMENT** Just Listen, Everyone. The shirt has been through a LOT in its 14-Plus year lifetime, especially with me wearing the thing. I've worn it at least half the time I Drew and Wrote the pages of my first eleven Sonichu books (books 0 through 10). Not to mention at some of the Fridays at Pokémon TCG League when it was at the Game and Hobby PLace. And it was Definitely worn at least half the times when I went and tried, waited, hoped, prayed, and even Paced between Fashion Square, Piedmont Virginia Community College, Wal-Mart's McDonald's in Charlottesville VA, and even that one time in the newly-opened Target, and when I was dogpiled on by the damn "Police" (freaking Jerkops), so including that one time I ended up in jail. And so many other times, trials and tribulations, Good And Bad. I even count the times when I was manipulated (Ugh) by the damn Trolls and Bullies who pretended to be Women who sincerely liked to "loved" me; this shirt was there too. I look at this shirt, and I see my self from more than two years ago, and I wish I could go back and redirect myself for something better. And this shirt has been mistakenly left in a random black plastic bag for three years, damp along with the other garments in that same bag, after the house fire of January 10, 2015, until the morning of April 19, 2017, where I rushed it into the washer and dryer after digging the relic out, and it came out just as clean and good as it was before the house fire. I let this shirt remain damp and torn from its history before 2014, with all of the tears and holes remaining in it. I feel I owe it to this shirt to personally restore it as best as possible. Especially for in the events it is to be work again, it can look about as good as it was before 2004, when my family and I bought it. Even if it is sold highly, and framed for prosperity, this one iconic shirt, with All of the history in it, will go on looking as good, and as clean, and filled with more love, heart and soul from myself, personally, as it never had been before. I am still continuing the shirt repairing project, regardless of what you haters say, for as I see it, being as well restored from a "beyond help" label as possible, and by the sole owner and author/artist of the books the shirt has been featured in throughout of all people, I feel that makes it more valuable. I would even autograph it on the inside in permanent ink to really seal the deal. So there. Thank you. Sincerely with Love, Christine/Christian/Christopher Weston Chandler.

Stamp album offer extended

1 May, 10:13 pm

The offer for the bonuses with the stamp album is extended to Wednesday the 3rd, which is when this listing ends. So, if you still want my Skylander, the shirt, And a limited Son-Chu figure, Buy This Album NOW!

Family Guy scene

2 May, 1:58 am

Want a Really Funny Joke that is Really Catchy in tune to sing along with? From the new "Family Guy" episode in the cut-away to Brian delivering a pizza. Sing Along! "WE'RE ALL JUST BLOCKING THE STREET; WE'RE ALL JUST BLOCKING THE STREET!"

The Classic, restored

4 May, 1:49 am

You've come a long way, ol' shirt, but now you are restored anew. 😊

He linked to a slideshow.

My destiny

4 May, 4:09 am

Hell Yes!!!

Reduced prices on eBay

5 May, 11:43 am

Reduced price to sell; half-off from original price. Please, Buy Now.

He linked to his eBay listing.

5 May, 11:52 am

Same for the Stamp Album; Final Offer; Will Not go Lower. Please, Buy Now.

He linked to his eBay listing.

New profile photo

5 May, 12:29 pm

Chris set a new profile photo.

My mother

6 May, 1:22 am

Sad about hotel fire

6 May, 10:57 pm

It is good to hear everyone got out safely and no one died in the fire. It is a shame the owners have decided to close the business now, especially with its historic significance, and having Martin Luther King stay in the hotel for a while. It's a shame.

He linked to an article.

Slashed price on Sonichu drawings

10 May, 5:01 am

Reduced by another 25% from the original price; my mom and I could do with some more money, please. Will not go lower on this drawing set.

He linked to his eBay listing.

Paypal.me

11 May, 1:05 am

I just learned of and created my own PayPal.me link. http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/5

In the running for Best Local Minor Celebrity

11 May, 2:11 am

I am on this list. Please Vote for Me and Share.

He linked to a poll from C-VILLE Weekly, a publication based in Charlottesville, VA. The poll allows readers to enter choices into the list. Soon after, it was inundated with references to Chris.

Marie:

What happens if you win a category?

Chris:

I don't know; a prize, an article about me.

Clarification

11 May, 5:05 pm

**ATTENTION** On the CVille Weekly list, I am only under "Local Minor Celebrity". Please, vote for me Only under that category. And do not add my name, or any other similar versions of, under Any Other Category; I am Not a Place or Event, and I have not been on television, recently. Thank you.

Comments Waterman in red, Chris in blue

Minor?

I take what I can get, and I would feel better being humble, and accept being a Local Celebrity, even if it is Minor. Did you read what Punchy said to Angelica?

No. What? Did he break up with Layla?

He mentioned somebody; go read the new page. Read the page I uploaded today.

A PAGE?

Yeah; out of the four.

That was amazing! Are there pages missing? It looks like there's a lot of lost context.

No. Those are right after the last colored page in book 11. Anyhow, your Banasaur tale Will be drawn and written soon.

More Sonichu sketches

11 May, 5:09 pm

Also, I Have been drawing at least one page a day lately; see for yourself. I am still on the drawing spark.

Which Disney princess am I?

12 May, 12:29 am

Anxiety list

12 May, 12:50 am

I feel this list is accurate to my anxiety as well.

Where is my sweetheart?

12 May, 9:57 am

Chris read an article on relationships.

Yes, and I have a LOT of emotional baggage. Where is my sweetheart?

I could be a mother!

13 May, 12:43 am

Chris read an article on a surgery for trans-women that could let them become pregnant. He rated the post thankful and commented:

Ah-Ha! I Knew it! I can eventually be a mother! :)

Bojangles’ promotion for Mother’s Day

13 May, 12:57 am

Chris entered a promotion for a free meal.

Bo Loves Mom

Documentary on gay genocide

Chris commented on a documentary about gay men facing genocide in Chechnya.

13 May, 1:17 am

I would support that. Word-association-wise, that sounds like the plot of "Passions of the Christ." Except it's like that one death and bad day times the number of the executed. It is all very sad.

Bang

13 May, 1:22 am

WatchMojo just another Top Ten Insane Anime characters list. Pierrot LeFoux(?) of "Cowboy Bebop" is at #2. He Was insane, but the end of the battle between him and Spike was comically dismal. Short Summary of that: Bang, Bang-Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang. Bang, Bang-Bang, Bang (the shot to his leg)... Two seconds of silence. "WAAAHHH!!!" Pan to the bird's eye view of the giant dog's foot stomp. "Boom." I don't know, it's laughable.

Happy Mother's Day

14 May, 10:08 am

Happy Mother's Day to ALL of the Amazing Mothers out there (which is essentially EVERY Mother). Including Rosechu and Simonla. Keep a Happy Thought as you do what y'all each do.

MLP scene

14 May, 1:42 pm

Rarity hatches an idea; Sweetie Bell moans grumpily.

Family photo

Following the Live Drawing Stream - 05152017, Chris showed off the result.

15 May, 10:18 pm

Here it is, Our Family Photo, my Whole Local Family, including my father. I still miss him everyday. He would have been proud of this poster-size family photo piece.

He added:

Yes! In robot mode, compared to my height (reference any current gen headmaster, minus Cerebros), Son-Chu Would be taller than my house!

Forgot to add characters

16 May, 12:35 am

Major Whoops! I forgot Sandy and Zapina; here they are in the Complete Family Photo.

To Hell and back

16 May, 4:04 pm

I have been to hell and back so much, I've received depression step skipping for life.

Checkmate, Trolling-Stupid

17 May, 7:07 pm

Today, a Trolling-Stupid texted me that he was from the future; I replied "Go back; you forgot your 2010-2020 Sports Almanac." 😏

Pretend ads in Sonichu

19 May, 1:14 am

**Brief Announcement** In my comic book pages, I used to make my own pretend advertisements (few of which were actual products). I have decided, for Book 11, and onwards, in between stories I will insert random full-page arts from my creation, some of which could be meme-tastic. You shall see a three-page set in a few days, along with the upload of the completed pages for this, the Christmas episode. Also, Please Donate to help keep me in better emotional spirits, and to help finally pay off the bills. Donations, minimum of $1 or $5 is very much appreciated. No donations less than $1.00, USD, Please. Thank you.