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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,644 articles... and counting!

Quote of the Now

“	I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road.	”
Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

334

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,174 days

398

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,818 days

5,478

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,478 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Cwclight is a website run by Chris and possibly Praetor that was created in September 2024 to sell items and post blog updates. The website was officially announced for the public in a video on 20 September 2024.

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This Day in Christory

"don’t you ever do that again, you bastards!"

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris released a video update, announcing his love for PandaHalo and pleading for his fans not to attack Adam Stackhouse.

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Today was also the day, in 2011, that Sonichu was published in thousands of newspapers due to Sylock Fox, claiming that Chris is nine.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him?
... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes?
... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"?
... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later?
... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute?
- ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute?
... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?
... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer?
... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him?
... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy?

Da Update

It is currently September 2024. It has been...

23

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

24 September - Chris breaks his AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan hiatus by uploading his take on Din Låt, a Swedish song.
20 September - Chris uploads Introducing Cwclight - My new website to YouTube, announcing his brand new website Cwclight.
18 September - Chris uploads the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project.
16 September - Chris posts Sonichus, Rosechus, and more and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime to Cwclight.
14 September - Chris uploads a Minecraft Let's Play onto YouTube.
12 September - Chris posts Welcome to Cwclight and Rules on Comments, his first two blogs on Cwclight.
10 September
- Chris posts photos of his art in support of Kamala Harris, which is displayed at 14 Branchland Court.
- Chris does a livestream reacting to the presidential debate between Trump and Harris.

Recently Uncovered Info

27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021
13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022
25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021
24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021

CWCki News

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Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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