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Quote of the Now “ #Hasbro #Transformers Merged figures are appearing in stores everywhere. Check your #WalMart, #Target and where else Transformers are sold. ” Chris putting Dimensionally-Merged Transformers up for sale.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 418 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,258 days 482 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,902 days 5,563 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,563 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Hasbro is an American-based multinational toy and entertainment company. Its assets are valued in the billions and includes brands Dungeons and Dragons, My Little Pony, Power Rangers, and Transformers. Chris has repeatedly attempted to influence Hasbro's leadership over the direction of the My Little Pony franchise, to the extent of warning them the world could be conquered by Akan or be destroyed if his favorite animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not extended another five seasons. On a less dramatic front, Chris has also expressed a desire to work with Hasbro to sell his custom Transformers toys. To date, Hasbro's decision-makers have yet to respond to Chris. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris drops by #sonichu and is informed that he has a large female fanbase. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase? ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ... that Chris went to school on the short bus? ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again? ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?

Da Update It is currently December 2024. It has been... 0 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 17 December - Chris is spotted in Finland again. 14 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Silver. 7 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu. 6 December - Chris posts indicating that he has gone to retail stores to pretend that his custom Transformers toys are on the shelves. 27 November - Chris denies online rumors that claim that Flutter is pregnant. 23 November - Chris livestreams Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run. Recently Uncovered Info 11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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