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Revision as of 08:28, 24 July 2020

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,942 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

164
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
1,783
days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.
2,775
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
3,208
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.


Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
1,016
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,855 days

1,079
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,500 days

6,160
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,160 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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For years, trolls joked that Chris, in his desperation to find a boyfriend-free girl, would eventually turn to his mom based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody.

Chris and Barb's incestuous affair most likely began on 27 June 2021, but his social media presence earlier in the month may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date, Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house.

On 27 July 2021, during a call with Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke, Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition, also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her. He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's late father Bob, who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her G-spot.

Files were leaked to the public the following night, and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July. In early August 2021, Chris was arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and was held without bail.

Chris was kept in jail or in a mental hospital until 27 March 2023, at which point he was released into a group home. As a result of Chris complying with the autism disorder deferred disposition program, his incest charge was dropped in August 2023. He has commented on the charge against him numerous times since his arrest and denied that he and his mother had sex, despite previous admission to the contrary. Due to the weens abusing the donation system on his livestreams to spam such messages, he had come up with a lot of excuses, from claiming that " [he has] been forgiven and cleansed of any and all sins of [his], period", to stating that it happened in another timeline.

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This Day in Christory

"I AM ADDING THE POSITIVITY THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE."

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris replaced his Encyclopedia Dramatica page with the words "YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES! CWC DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THIS HATE!"

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Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

Look where Son-Chu and I stopped by at.

⚡️💙⚡️

#ToysRUs

And we found a few #TransformersLegacyUnitedMerged figures in there as well, like I said in my review videos. ⚡️💙⚡️

So satisfying! ⚡️💙⚡️

Chris on Bluesky and X

Da Update

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It is currently August 2026. It has been...
4
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
131
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current updates

Recently Uncovered Info

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now