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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

We currently have 2,957 articles...and counting!

Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

226

days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.

1,845

days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.

2,837

days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.

3,270

days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

1,078

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,918 days

1,142

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,562 days

6,222

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,222 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2007, Christian apologized to Megan for being too pushy.

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In 2020, after making a plan the night prior, Chris set out on a road trip around 7:00 AM to go to Pennsylvania. The main reason for the trip was to sign a box of items for Luke after he gave Chris money to do so. Chris also tried to uninvitedly visit a YouTuber named Emgo316 during the trip, but he no longer lived at the address Chris went to. Chris safely arrived back home in Ruckersville around 11:30 PM.

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Did You Know...

... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album?
- ... and that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
- ... and that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band?
... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe?
- ... and that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?
... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him?
... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu?
... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion?
... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him?
... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"?
... that BABSCon staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event?

Quote of the Now

“

Doctor David Alan Chandler, opthalmologist of Virginia, passed on from the 1218 half into the body of his C-197 self-counterpart over a week ago. It was shocking to hear, and more shocking finding the confirmation.

I do not know much about him, other than his profession, the names of his wife and child and what little Mister C., our dad, had told me. Also, he had checked my eye sight on Groundhog Day in 1996 and told me I was near-sighted and needed glasses.

He distanced himself from our dad decades ago, and I hardly saw him, much less our sister, Carol, of whom I know even less.

So, what am I expected to say about him when I don't know much about him?

I feel in this event, but his wife, child and sister feel it worse, since they were closer to him than I was.

I'm sorry I couldn't say much else about Alan, of my two half-brothers who prescribed me my first pair of glasses. That's all. Thank you, Alan. See you again after the Merge completes.
⚡️💙⚡️

”

Chris on Bluesky.

Da Update

It is currently October 2026. It has been...

40

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

194

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current updates

7 October - Chris publishes Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated).
6 October - Chris changes his usernames on his social media accounts to remove references of his being Jesus Christ.
17 September - Chris uploads JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music) and its subtitled version.
14 September - Chris uploads TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever).
13 September - Chris's writes about his half-brother David Alan Chandler on Bluesky.
7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips.

Recently Uncovered Info

7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018.

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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