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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,890 articles... and counting!

Quote of the Now

“	One more complaint! One, more, itsy-bitsy complaint! L-Ight! L-IGHT! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT! LIGHT! Okay, how could anybody confuse light for white?! And then turn it into something obviously F-[Fluttershy yay] racist?! [shakes head side to side] I never said white power. I never said white power. I said LIGHT power. [stands up and moves closer to the camera] Here's your lesson, here is your f-[Fluttershy yay] bonus lesson! Ligh, wigh, ligh, whi, ligh, whi. [clears thoat] [sits back down] OKAY?! I am not a racist. I said and I exuded with an aura sphere! Mind you, you could consider it ka-me-ha-me-ha of exuding light power! Alright!?	”
Chris in Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

865

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,704 days

929

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,349 days

6,009

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,009 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

The Ultimate Guide to Sex and Disability is an educational book by Miriam Kaufman, first published in 2007. It states that it's the first complete sex guide for people who live with disabilities, pain, illness, or chronic conditions. Useful for absolutely everyone, regardless of age, gender, or sexual orientation, the book addresses a wide range of disabilities -- from chronic fatigue, back pain, and asthma to spinal cord injury, hearing and visual impairment, multiple sclerosis, and more.

Chris's first known mention of this book was on 5 July 2021 in a conversation between him and Null (which was leaked on 31 July), where Chris stated:


As one of my more curious followers may have found through my Amazon by now, I even recently purchased a valuable and informative book to add additional guidance.

He also provided a picture of the book in his lap.

At time of writing, Christorians are unaware of how Chris was made aware of this book.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2010, using the credits in Chris's most recent LBP level, /cwc/ trolls manage to dox Chris's new lady friend. Immediately her online actions and profiles are revealed, including a large collection of slash yaoi fanfiction. She is also contacted by trolls.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?
- ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"?
... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched?
... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!?
- ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson?
... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies?
... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation?
... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990?
... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?
... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag?
- ... and that people actually buy it?

Da Update

It is currently March 2026. It has been...

24

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

63

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

18

day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1.
27 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue.
24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8.
23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2.
21 February
- It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc.
- Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎.
20 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.

CWCki News

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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