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The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

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Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

1,221

days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.

Record streak: 1,229 days

2,164

days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.

2,598

days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon.
On 1 June 2021, Chris briefly roleplayed as his pre-name change self.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

405

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,245 days

469

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,889 days

5,550

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,550 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris draws some Sonichu comic strips featured in Issue #0.

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Did You Know...

... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album?
- ... and that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
- ... and that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band?
... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe?
- ... and that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?
... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him?
... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu?
... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion?
... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him?
... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"?
... that BABSCon staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event?

Quote of the Now

“	Okay, all of this is starting to get out of control now. There is no pregnancy; I was speaking hypothetically in that live stream. I am so surprised how even when I say something hypothetical, it gets misunderstood. Thank you for your kindness. I reiterate: there is no pregnancy with anyone.	”
Chris debunking pregnancy rumors that have gone viral.

Da Update

It is currently December 2024. It has been...

33

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

27 November - Chris denies online rumors that claim that Flutter is pregnant.
23 November - Chris livestreams Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run.
16 November - Chris posts Ultra Sonichu to Cwclight.
11 November
- Chris announces a Rosechu medallion for sale.
- Chris posts Blake Sonichu and A few previously unanswered questions to Cwclight.
9 November - After a few days of posting on social media site Bluesky, Chris announces on Twitter that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk.
6 November - OfficialCWCmart is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of Chaos Crystal Control, "Portal Workings" from the 2021 Lost Commissions, and "I Had Returned Home" from OfficialCWCmart Jail Art.
5 November - Chris casts his vote in the 2024 election, then records a livestream reacting to the results.
4 November
- Chris implies that his Kamala Harris signs had either been defaced or stolen.
- Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results.

Recently Uncovered Info

11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020
4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019

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