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This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during January 2019. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference.

Good New Year

1 January

Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary. The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed. Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured Arfoire in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because I Know Better, and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way. I still remain the CPU Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice. And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush. For now, Happy New Year, Everyone. Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️

Accusing fan's OC of attempted assassination

3 January

Exiled Sonichu, aka X.

@TheExiledDraco, your Sonichu OC personally paid me a visit tonight; he attempted assasination of me, with commands from within Your Subconscious. Fortunately, I saw him coming and stopped him. What do you have to say for yourself on behalf of your OC’s behavior?

TheExiledDraco replied:

I must say that it has to be an imposter feeding you lies. X is a troublemaker and loves pulling pranks, but he's no killer. And the last thing I'd want to do is order such violence. I promise the only thing X would do is tell you about further updates on the comic dub.

However, Chris was insistent:

Good afternoon. Firstly, Magi-Chan was a witness; he was in the bathroom with me, sitting nearby as I showered. X appeared behind me through a device-generates portal. Initially, I partially recognized him, and Magi-Chan was able to fully identify him as your OC, X, without a doubt. He was attempting to assaniate me, at least with a prank. He had become in talks with a small group of Haters against me. Magi-Chan talked with him and discussed how important I am, for one thing that he would not exist if I wasn’t around. And then a friend of X’s showed up to retrieve him. He had a knife in his hand, but I felt his portaling-in presence, so I grabbed him by the wrist and lifted him up. A dark blue Sonichu that could be mistaken for a bad recolour OC of myself or Christy. He got a good talking-to as well. No charges or punishment will be ensued against either of them or yourself, I promise, @TheExiledDraco; I only wanted to inform you of the matter and get your thoughts. This event was one that was Fated to happen anyway. But, aside from that, I’d like to let this be an example for those with such hatred-filled thoughts against us in their heads. We all are together and capable of defending each other. I am able to feel it coming and stop it from happening. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

TheExiledDraco again tried to convince Chris none of that happened:

Thank you for informing, but again @CWCSonichu, I promise you that wasn't the real X. He doesn't use portals, nor is he friends with any other Sonichus. He was banished from Cwcville for his antics and doesn't associate with those working against you! Believe me! X is innocent!

Chris was unconvinced:

Perhaps, you should re-link yourself to X and check on his more current events. You take your time to do that. He could have got the portal device from someone else.

Another fan asked:

You sure it wasn’t just your imagination??

Chris answered:

It is NOT my Imagination. If it was, bad things would not be happening to me. If it was purely imagination, I would not be able to physically interact with it. But, no, I was able to whack the attacker with a half-full conditioner bottle.

The fan pushed back:

That means you are hallucinating these things. That is a bad sign. I know you will deny it but you might be developing a mental illness. Please, for the sake of your followers, go seek help! PS You noticed me, Senpai!

But Chris again deflected:

I am not hallucinating. If I was mentally ill, then the Captain would be too, because he has personally met Magi-Chan, and a whole lot of other people have seen him with me as well. There is no mental illness amongst us; all this is real. ⚡️💙⚡️

On Ted Bundy

24 January

A Twitter user:

My little sister has been counting down the days until she can watch the Ted Bundy tapes on @netflix. Thanks for reminding me that was releasing today, Twitter Trending.

Chris replied:

Ted Bundy? The same Ted Bundy who was framed for being a serial killer?

@Crash_the_Crazy:

Ummm, Chris, he wasn't framed for those. What makes you think this anyway? ... Why does Chris still believe him?

It is not Idea Guy; it is Fact that Bundy Was Framed; it was even mentioned in the Wikipedia article. Not to mention that I have also talked with his reincarnated soul in his Sonichu Form, Bundychu. Also, in the past year, he has been a very good and loyal soldier, and...

...he has not gone on any serial killing sprees at all.

Note: the following tweet refers to a member of TF2 Analysis:

Also, aside from that, I have personally given Aeon of Dreams Diplomatic Immunity in my Nations’ Limits (this applies to his human counterpart, here, if someone would be kind to share this with him), in exchange for taking out the trashy Haters.

As a CPU and a Goddess, I Rarely Ever deal with the devil, but in this case, with the recent events, it was fated to happen.