March 2013 Facebook posts

So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact

Possibly in reference to helpful advice Rocky or the court-appointed counselor has given him, Chris complains about the difficulty of eye contact.

Friday, 8 March 2013 So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact. :(

Anna once again mindlessly agrees with Chris in a reply to his post, remarking that eye contact is like "staring into a bright light."

Sonichu is not dead

Chris remarks that Sonichu has not died, despite rumors to the contrary, and makes no promises for the return of the Sonichu comic. Interestingly enough, he claims he "was an amateur", implying that he is now professional and the quality of his work has improved. Of course, the rest of us know that this is almost certainly not the case.

Saturday, 9 March 2013 Listen up. When I was online with my comic pages, I had never really planned ahead as I should have with releases and such. I was an amateur, I got scared off, I still feel very timid. I am not making any promises with anything for the future. Nobody in my comicverse is dead. Do not have any expectations of me.

Trolled on MTV

Sunday, 10 March 2013 I have had a very good day today, the 9th, at Madicon. The best day I have had in a very long time. Now I find a photo I was Trolled out of ending up on MTV,and on iTunes for two dollars, compared with bacon-head and plush-face. >:(

Anna McLerran posted:

What is the thing with iTunes?

If you're talking about the Viva La CWC thing, it's fake. Someone is trolling you with that.

Failosophy

Sunday, 10 March 2013 http://mtv.com/videos/failosophy-ep-4/1703199/playlist.jhtml#series=2211&seriesId=39983&channelId=1

You know something that really creeps me out?

Monday, 18 March 2013 You know something that really creeps me out? Nearly Every Autistic male, who I have seen their photos in their profiles or whatever, that I can 100% guarantee that are not copies of mine, look near Exactly as I do in the Face (with exceptions to varying eye color, glasses and hair color/style). I mean it, seriously, look up any number of autistic male headshots other than me on the Internet; it is really spooky and creepy.

I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD

Thursday, 21 March 2013 Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single. Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn Trolls, and other bad people.

Chris then posted:

As well as the God Damned, Badge-Abusive Jerkops and Janekops EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

I feel an oxymoronic mess

Thursday, 28 March 2013 Something else: I feel an oxymoronic mess. On one hand, I have mostly female friends, and I can get along good with them. On the other hand, I do not care much for my fellow males, I mostly have male enemies/adversaries, and I only can get along with them when I am obligated socially. In any case, I am 100% heterosexual. From outside perspectives, with mostly female friends, I can be viewed as a Playa (which is more accurate), or a damn homo. This tends to repel women from me. I need a woman to be my Sweetheart from the ground up. Damn it! I am sick and tired of being single. My brain is a constant blank; I am paranoid and super shy; what the hell should I do?

Gay Marriage

Oblivious to a pivotal moment in US history, Chris complains about frequent media coverage of the gay marriage Supreme Court case Hollingsworth v. Perry, probably because the news is preempting his My Little Pony reruns. Chris also takes this time to express his support for lesbian marriage while blasting the "damn homosexual men", probably only because lesbians are hot and homo men are icky.

Thursday, 28 March 2013 Another thing that really Grinds My Gears: I mean no personal offense, and I am For Lesbians being together and their marriage. But I am really offended with the damn homosexual males altogether. So I am like 50/50 on the current topic in the newspapers, but I am 100% sick, tired and disgusted of having to read at least the headlines in the Post. Talk about something else already!

The next day, Anna called Chris out on his bigotry, showing that his behavior is even beginning to alienate his enablers:

it isn't right for you to be okay with lesbians and not be okay with gays

On 31 March, Chris shot back with this red herring that fails to address the original issue:

Like it is not right for me to prefer women over men for attraction and companionship? Or a number of women not liking women over men for their catty attitudes?

In addition, another one of Chris' friends joined in on the fray, attempting to inject some insight into Chris' rambling train of thought:

Huh. That's weird. Y'know, the gay women are taking potential girlfriends away from you. And the gay men are keeping other men from taking potential girlfriends from you. So, you've got it backwards. Anyway, you know, some people might be against autistic rights you know. What if people are offended by you and say you shouldnt have a girlfriend?

On April 1, Chris predictably responded with this set of delusions and contradictions:

Well, I do not like the majority of the male population regardless. The straight ones take the women away. The damn homo males not only tried to push their gross ways onto me, but have emotionally and mentally devastated me in their shit Troll/Cyber-Bully ways, and they have mislabeled me and Sonichu as such. Damned males piss me the hell off.

In short, Chris is against gay marriage because of his trolls, also subscribing to the belief that all homosexual men are trolls hellbent on his (and Sonichu's) destruction. By making the entire argument about himself, Chris has also conviently ignored Kim's original point of lesbians taking away the women.

On 2 April, Kim made note of Chris' non-answer:

Huh? But that doesn't have anything to do with the original post... But yeah, nah, they're not actually trying to push their sexuality on you. They just know that you react to it and took advantage of that. They're almost certainly not gay and probably many of them aren't even men. You've really got to cut down on the sexism, Chris. Women find it unattractive.