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Quote of the Now “ I am 24 and I'm staying 24 forever no matter what and just nobody can tell me otherwise. ” Chris on his 44th birthday.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 855 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,695 days 919 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,339 days 5,999 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,999 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now During the events of the Doopie Saga, users on Kiwi Farms discovered that Chris had made a Twitter sockpuppet account named after his pony character in early August 2017, @NightStar2891. Chris used the account to defend himself against trolls, supporting his claims to still being friends with Doopie, affirming his gender identity, and all but directly calling Doopie out for leaking the Doopie E-mails to Kiwi Farms. On 7 August, Marvin obtained screencaps from "Night Star" of her supposed private conversations with Chris (i.e. Chris talking to himself), which Night Star gave as proof of being a different person. Later that day, Chris and Night Star both reasserted that they were not the same person. In an additional attempt to prove that Night Star wasn't him, Chris gave the person allegedly behind the account a fake biography. Details include "Night Star" having a sister named Gloria, growing up in Richmond, and earning a degree in "psychological arts" at the University of Virginia before getting a job at McDonald's (presumably due to earning a useless degree in a field that doesn't exist). Later, on 9 August, Chris claimed that "Night Star", whose "real" first name he revealed to be Emily (not to be confused with the troll Emily), had not tweeted for the last few days because she had been scared off of Twitter by people claiming she was Chris. He blamed the trolls for ruining their supposed friendship and claimed he scared her away when he went to the McDonald's at which she worked. The 9 August tweets showed the extent of Chris's dedication to making his sockpuppet seem real, but also an uncharacteristic self-awareness on Chris's part that he is so socially inept that he even frightens fictional women. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, the last of the BlueSpike Skype conversations takes place. Chris tells Max about his trip to Cleveland. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence? ... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician? ... that Sonichu has his own animated series? ... that Evan killed Mommy? ... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld? ... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC? ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate? ... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet? ... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu? ... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it? ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car?

Da Update It is currently February 2026. It has been... 14 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 53 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8. 23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2. 21 February It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc. Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎. 20 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3. 19 February - Chris posts an incomplete list of random sins in an attempt to prop up his "Redemption Arc" narrative. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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