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Welcome to the BSHITVILLE! The encyclopedia about Christine Weston Chandler, Supreme Deity CPU mother of sonichu and friends #mergeisreal. We currently have 2,925 articles...and none of them is true, cuz we are a bunch of dickheads. Go to Christine twitter for the absolute truth and pls buy the merch! Any names, or persons, discussed in this bshit wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise Trollage, cuz that's what we are.

Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 107 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,726 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,718 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,151 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Christine needs the money you stupid, mean dirty trolls Template:Christine needs the money you stupid, mean trolls!! Article of the Now On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from jail, with the only explanation being "released by court order". Beginning on 1 May 2023, sightings of Chris were reported in various places around Chesterfield County, Virginia. From June onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including Williamsburg, Lynchburg, Bedford and Ruckersville. In 2024 Chris began to be spotted in Finland and at conventions. Most of the sightings are initially posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit or to Twitter. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of August, it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his own car. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by Flutter, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest sweetheart. These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest. (More...) This Day in CHRISTINERY Template:Christinery Did You Know... ... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? ... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality? ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville? ... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? ... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week? ... that despite initially despising it, Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook? ... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise? ... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge? ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump? ... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair?

Quote of the TRUTH Template:CHRISTINE NEEDS MONEY AND THIS SITE IS FULL OF SHITTY TROLLS COCKSUCKERS Da Update It is currently June 2026. It has been... 6 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 75 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 5 June Chris and Flutter are spotted in the Mall of Tripla cinema, going to see The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4 31 May - Chris's Instagram account promotes a crypto coin after being hacked. 29 May - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated and Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short). 22 May Chris and Flutter are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3. Chris publishes Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) and its subtitled version. 15 May - Chris publishes Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) and its subtitled version. Recently Uncovered Info 24 May - Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction from May 2009. 30 April - Chando Sings! from September 2008. 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. Bshitville bshit Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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