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Quote of the Now “ I wish my upbringing was better, but it is what it is. And I wish I could have been able to kept the friendships that meant a lot to me over the years, but to each their own respective paths, as I, mine. And I am grateful for what kindness I can get, but even I know the vibe I gave off and still do, at least somewhat. I am not a fan of this vibe. ” Chris in reflective mood

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 791 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,630 days 855 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,275 days 5,935 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,935 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Christmas or, as Chris once called it, C-Mas, is one of our hero's favorite holidays. He's often mentioned it in his comics and videos. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 1989, Chris receives his second gaming system - a Game Boy. (more...) In 2004, Santa didn't bring Chris the boyfriend-free girl he asked for. (more...) And in 2009, Chris made a YouTube video sending warm wishes to a dear friend. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan? ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call? ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris? ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute? ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion? ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe? ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation? ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense? ... that Chris BILLY MAYS Allison Amber Brendan Fraser Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu? ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment? ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

Da Update It is currently December 2025. It has been... 33 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 222 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 25 December - Chris publishes Medatron Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 22 December - Chris publishes Rollout Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 20 December - Chris publishes Fireshot Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 18 December - Chris publishes Chapper Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 15 December - Chris publishes Punislav First Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 13 December - Chris publishes Armoraxe Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. 4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008. 3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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